ITT: Embarrassing stories from your adolescence

ITT: Embarrassing stories from your adolescence

>Be me
>9th grade
>Late December
>Wearing a new vest that I had recently bought like pic related
>Have a stomach ache but fuck it, still go to school because tests that I can't miss in almost every class
>Around second period my stomach starts to act up
>Feel like I'm going to explode from the inside
>Hold it till the end and sprint to the bathrooms
>Unload an unholy pile of shit upon the poor, unsuspecting toilet
>feelsgoodman
>Wipe, wash my hands and head to third period
>Didn't even study for my math test but it's all good because the test is supposed to be easy as fuck
>Teacher makes explicitly clear that no one can leave until they're done with their test, some kids were leaving and looking up the answers
>30 minutes in and I'm not even close to done but I have to stay after school anyways so I'm not worried
>suddenly my stomach starts growling
>not like a hungry growl but an atomic diarrhea growl
>raise my hand frantically
>Teacher asks if I need help
>"I need to use the restroom."
>Teacher sees that my test isn't done and says no
>"It's an emergency!"
>Teacher remains adamant
>Start to race through my test with sweat on my forehead trying to hold back this unrelenting deadly diarrhea
>Almost done
>Try to let a super light fart out
>Feel something liquidy in my butt crack
>Everyone around me starts to gag
>Run to the bathroom with shit running down my legs
>Mfw I'm called Sharty McFly for the rest of high school

>back in high school
>taking a theatre class
>am into fine art nudes
>tfw not really hyper sexual
>tfw philosophically view nudity as natural, normal, and completely fine, as well as really appreciate the beauty of the human body (a good one, by the way, not a hideous body. Just clarifying)
>decorate phone background with some nice fine art nudes
>other guys in the class say I should show them to the girls in the class just to piss them off
>do it
>one of them tells on me
>"user's showing me nudes!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>teacher takes me outside
>asks me what the fuck I did
>defend myself by calling it "artistic art"
>meant to say artistic nudes
>her fucking face when
>pure_disgust.tiff
Kill me....

Nobody else has anything funny and embarrassing? What are you, a bunch of fucking degenerates?

Nice

bump

Checked.

You got a story, user?

I'm the OP

Gonna be honest with you mate, I'd ask first out of respect, but I don't give half a fuck if I have to go that bad and the teacher says no. I'll get up, leave, and deal with it later.

>user LEFT MY CLASS OH NOES
>Sorry Principle, I chose slight disrespect over a colossal shit storm, sue me.

>tfw nobody is interested in these threads but are happy to spam shitty and rehashed porn all the fuck over.

Fuckers, the lot of them.

Well in 8th grade my teacher left the room so some friends and I started fucking around, I ended up getting hit in the face with a book and my nose started bleeding profusely.

I went to the restroom to deal with the situation. When the teacher got back and saw that I wasn't in the classroom I got into a lot of trouble. He didn't even care about the circumstances.

TL;DR: I went to a strict ass private school so I weighed the odds and thought I could make it.

Someone tell a story

Fine.

>be me
>don't remember how young, but breddy young
>get first erection
>no clue what the fuck this is
>feel weird
>confused
>go to father
>ask father what's wrong with my penor
>father gives me strange look
>mfw

>obeying the teacher

>be me

>grade 4
>classmate brings a binder of pokemon cards to school
>leaves them at the back of the class where the coats are during lunch recess
>we come back, she claims the binder is gone
>for some reason i say that i saw someone take it
>vice principal gets called, have to go to her office
>have to make up some fake description of the thief
>end of the day
>classmate finds the binder in a corner of the coat nook
>have to apologize to student and vice principal for making up a lie

really awkward

> be me
> 18
> waking up around 6pm on a Saturday
> no responsibilites
> time for vidya
> starts craving Pizza
> orderthatshit.mp3
> 50 minutes later
> doorbell rings
> idgaf-mode, only wearing Shorts
> pay for my pizza as I hear the door behind me close itself
> fuckfuckfuck
> have no key, mom is out late tonight
> pizza guy giggles and leaves
> see People outside Walking towards the front door
> what do?
> attic is comfy, and no one is gonna be up there at this time
> me, my pizza and my boxers are making their way up there
> some people put up their laundry to dry
> whatever.png
> I squat in the Corner of the attic
> might as well start eating my pizza
> suddenly I hear the People from earlier laughing
> our neighbours
> These faggots are trying to get their laundry
> no place to hide
> FUCKFUCKFUCK
> think of just playing it casually
> family with their two kids walks in and sees me
> mfw naked 18 y/o me sits in the Corner of the dark attic eating pizza
> "what are you doing here, user?"
> "eating pizza, my dude!"
> my mom comes home 2 hours later
> mfw that family started avoiding me ever since

>be me
>be in class
>geometry
>trying to sleep
>teacher shouts me wake up user,come and solve this question
>shit.bat
>idk why but my dick is diamonds af
>tried to be late
>used all my words
>wait a second mr erectionfinder...
>looked at the class
>everyone is bored
>they don't know how they will be happy in 10 seconds
>then it is the time
>i tought like my dick is not that big
>and started to run to board
>holy shit
>half of the class saw my erection

Now you guys can say like "It's not a big deal user.".You didn't understand the point,right?It's not about erection.I love to see that suprised face on the face of people.

*suprised expression

Ya dun goofed, son.

>be me
>middle school
>play trumpet in band class, first chair
>girl sits next to me, to my left
>hates me
>holding trumpet in left hand
>leg itches
>scratch the fucker with right hand (ie. bend down)
>left arm naturally goes more to the side
>bell (bottom) of trumpet lightly touches the girls leg
>oops.odt
>later
>get called to principles office
>woman tells me I'm being punished for "sexually rubbing my hand up and down that girls leg"
>all of my what
>apparently she claimed this and other friends of hers backed up the bullshit lie
>my mother is called
>mfw

uwotm8

The fuck user.

>eating pizza , my dude
Kek

similar one happened to me in middle school
>be me
>12 or 13 years old
>in cafeteria during "study period"
>watching porn with my friend on his phone
>because why not
>teacher comes close at asks us what are we doing
> I tell him we were revising looking for answers on google
>he tells me to show the phone
> I try to turn off the porn really fast to show him a random screen
>I fail
>end up showing the teacher 2 lesbians licking each others pussies
>get my friend's phone confiscated and detention

>sharty mcfly!! Fuuck

How'd your teacher look at you after that day? Safe to say my theatre teacher hated me from that day on.

End of year exam was a full on play performed in front of hundreds of students.

She literally gave me 4 fucking lines, nuked my stage time.

Thanks a lot teach!

Checked and kek'd.

I laughed at this way harder than I should have.

he hated me before, hated me even more after, thankfully he was only my teacher for that year