Its official guys they dead

its official guys they dead

It's the new AnCo's score. There saved some of you guys a click. OP might be baiting you to go on P4K since he might be a P4K shill.

but the file name says painting with score. Now I have to go there to verify. are you the shill?

>gave PW and The Painters the same score
Wow great music journalism guys

Shit. I was really enjoying this EP but I guess since Pitchfork doesn't like it I can't either. Shame.

REST IN PISS ANCRAP

Do you not realize how arbitrary PF ratings are?

i fugged one of the last lines

pitchfork determines music dude read up on your stuff jeez

Richdork Media is literally shit.

>p4k

In reality this EP deserves at least a solid 8, probably not a 9.


On par with Water Curses.

This is a fair score though, 3/4 songs on the thing are not that great, it's saved by Kinda Bonkers

Peacemaker is great though

Jimmy Mack is the best track hands down. What are you fucking smoking?

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I think Pitchfork has the bad habit of giving really good artists extra low scores on albums they wish were as good as their older catalog in an effort for the artist to look at it and be like WTF - assholes - I'll prove them wrong! And so as to make the artist try harder next time, just like with Travis Morrison's Travistan... but it's bullshit. It's in no way an actually fair analysis.

>might

This is proof that p4k is full of shit

LOL

What sort of music would anco have to crank out for their next major release for Pitchfork to give them a BNM?
I think Avey and Panda's vocals are enough to make the current Pitchfork writing staff's stomachs churn reminding them that they used to give fucking white males BNM ipso facto on their song writing and talent

dubs confirms

Panda has to be featured in Turbo Grafx 16

pitchfork is not a legitimate criticism website

sorry

They'd have to sing a couple hundred dollars into their pockets for a BNM

AnCo would need to make a collaboration album with Young Thug or something at this point to get their appraisal.

REMINDER THAT PITCHFORK IS OWNED BY CONDE NAST WHO OWNS REDDIT, making Pitchfork REDDIT, as are those who discuss the site and it's scores and reviews.

they would have to unload their shekels and denounce their unbearable whiteness

Making music would be optional

this

Trips confirm

This is true. It's not tough to imagine a single lyric decrying their awful (((privileged earned discography))) earning them Pitchforks praise again. That or Geologist coming out as a faggot.

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this made my day

Reddit is no longer owned by Conde Nast. Reddit is its own, independent company who don't need no parent company.

Still, even if it were, what a childish way to think.

Jesus, a screenshot of an Instagram post made your day?
What the fuck are your days like?

>Reddit became a direct subsidiary of Condé Nast's parent company, Advance Publications, in September 2011. As of August 2012, Reddit operates as an independent entity, although Advance is still its largest shareholder.

Thanks for attempting to correct the record though, shitfork shill

Why Geologist lol

a 6.1 isn't even that bad

>Robert A. Sauerberg, Jr. (CEO and President)
Really tickles the pickle

OK, still. Reddit is owned by the same company that owns Conde Nast, which owns Pitchfork. Reddit and Pitchfork are way too distant to have any sort of affect on one another, quality-wise.

It's just really dumb to think, "Reddit has this one minor, esoteric thing in common with Pitchfork. This means Reddit is Pitchfork." I don't even like Pitchfork, but the logic there is shoddy.

This fucking post is Reddit.

Not really, Reddit's owners are known for being straight white male hating feminist SJWs, so it at least partly explains why Pitchfork has been the same way.

Who else?

No because I love NIN and Trent Reznor and now I gotta check out that dope 2017 reissue.

It's not good. It's "fair", which still translates to don't bother unless you are a die hard fan.

Which isn't fair for the EP, which is a 7.5 at least.

It's like a Scaruffi 5

>because Pitchfork matters

Its anti white indie propaganda pitchfork is shit

shill

F

This is so accurate you fucking posers

The old score was more accurate.

Lol no one cares

woooooooooooow

Pitchfork is irrelevant shit but their constant slamming of AnCo is genuinely part of the reason they're falling out of favor. Unfortunately that big circled number matters a lot to the mindless drones who read their reviews; it tanked CHz and PW's scores on other review websites, and now this one is next.

Just remember that it had a 3.35 before this review dropped. We'll see where it goes now.

>he doesn't like Danse

>anti white indie propaganda
>straight white male hating feminist SJWs

>already down to 3.19
HAHAHAHA

shitfork readers truly are pathetic

or maybe this ep sucks?

This was a genuinely good EP, much better as a whole than Painting With. Pitchfork's put out the idea that they're declining hard, though, so the lower scores are a must. IMO it's at least an 8.0.

they ARE declining hard.
this is some hardcore bias im seeing my man. which is cool i guess .you're passionate about them to overlook the decline in quality.

not him but you know the exact opposite can be said of you, right? you're both just assuming the others' opinions are unjustified and disingenuous, just for different reasons. he thinks you're a p4k shill and you think he's in denial or "biased".

>they sampled ASMR
FUCK that was my idea

I don't like this era nearly as much as the ones that came before it, but it's still better than like 80% of music coming out. Even if they're declining, it's a slow decline. The stupidest idea perpetuated in music is that if an artist declines from their peak, it's time to forget all about them.

i don't like p4k
>80% of music
maybe in pop music. but for everything else no way!

>i don't like p4k

righto, and he could just as easily say "I'm not in denial or a fanboy, these are my unbiased opinions"

do you see why it's a fruitless and mega autistic effort to argue in circles about whether or not the person you're talking to has sincere opinions while asserting that yours is sincere

>Taking (((Pitchfork))) seriously

lmao

no i see it as a discussion that may have both of us see this ep in a different life.
he could help convince me that my opinion on this ep is wrong.

If Pitchfork were a RYM account I would block them. Their ratings are all over the place.

I also gave them the same score. 4/10

Is it bad that AnCo is my all-time favorite band, but I still haven't listened to thi EP for fear of being disappointed even more?

You are doing that too much. Try again in 5 minutes.

I held off listening to Tomboy for months and months, since Person Pitch is one of my most beloved albums. Then a friend of mine casually tossed on Panda's Jimmy Fallon performance and I was fucking transfixed. Went home and downloaded Tomboy immediately and still really love it, but I must admit it never recaptured that moment watching that performance for the first time, which I feel is probably one of the best television performances of a single song ever.

That said, you will be disappointed by this EP, but you have to give it a chance.

In all honesty, as a huge fan of AnCo, I really liked all the tracks, goalkeeper is still PWish, but it's not bad and it shows that they still have it. Kinda Bonkers is a great song that is on par with Laying in the grass. Peacemaker is something that sounds like panda's tomboy, Goalkeeper is a longer song from PW so you might hate it or love it depending, jimmy mack is something out of this world, and isnt even related to PW. On par with water curses for sure, Pitchfork isn't allowed to give BNM unless the artist is black or a woman

They my fav too, and I don't blame you. It's not that good IMO, and it's actually more crushing to have so many AnCo fanboys blindly praising every aspect of it, just like they did with Painting With. I miss being a fanboy..

>unless the artist is black or a woman
or makes relevant music

>blindly praising
the assumptions made on this board are fucking ridiculous. you think everyone who's a fan of the band is just eating this shit up because they're forcing themselves to like it? I hated Centipede Hz, I think it's their worst album by a long shot. That being said, PW with was a really refreshing album, and being that I (and many others) am a fan of that sound, of course I'm going to like this EP as well. There's nothing illogical about it.

I'm referring more to the wild exclamations on "this is the best EP they've done!" or "this could be my favorite AnCo release yet!" within minutes of hearing it, which was happening all over the place as it does with every AnCo release

im just not sure how that's any more ridiculous than people calling it trash on first listen. are you suggesting we wait before sharing initial impressions? obviously the more hyperbolic one's post is the less likely they are to be taken seriously by most people, but who is really to say that this couldn't be someone's favorite anco ep?

Not everyone is just trying out to be a contrarian, user.

thats nice and all but this new stuff sucks

anyone got that flac / wav dl??

so wrong

And I personally think it's great. What are you gonna do about it? You gonna get mad because I have a dissenting opinion? They're still the same band at the end of the day regardless what type of material you like from them the most.

Peacemaker is actually a very good song but the singing could be easily better

I want to wish that they Rest in Peace, but I also dream they'll one day be worth a shit again.

fantuan does the same thing ?

There's also the reverse that they pad their scores knowing what good artists they have been/can be. In this case and with PW, I think that's what has transpired.

Nobody could really make that decision in such a little amount of time, that wasn't what I was bring to attention though. It's the whole two-step process of insane praise (reviews come out) meh its not that great its dissapointing I see everywhere from fanboys. That's what I was saying was crushing, that's why I call it "blind praise". If you like it then thats fantastic, but the multiple AnCo websites I go on, I kinda get tired of these patterns and they leave a bad taste in my mouth

It's a solid 7

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