/heem/: no sperging out edition

Upcoming events:

9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/14: TUF Season 24 EP 3 (On weekly, on wednesdays)
9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson

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Previous Thread:

schaubs a faggot

Just kidding guys, Schaub is God

giant faggot

Hey bird brains, you still there?

Haha dude thanks for the news and info man

previous thread edition haha

Goob.

Good work, gentlemen.

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Gooby.

be sure to rate my OC btw lads

gooby bless

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This thread is bland, it lacks style, smdhtbqhwyf

Can Cowboy withstand this type of fury?
Will he even get that far?
Will Robbie still have this kind of energy?

>be shit eating wild man
>have enormous head due to PED abuse
>can't even finish JUST'd Hendricks
>get OHKO'd by "black" man

Fitting end tbqh.

Look at Conor sitting there like every other bum, now he's the biggest MMA star in history. Truly based.

Cowboy has only fought cans at 170, so it's hard to know

What did Cejudo mean by this?

streamable.com/6e6a

he changed his own bum life

conor bless

based Conair

why is cejudo such a faggot

>that NSAC guy's face

>Short People plays in the background

manlets once again BTFO

Why can't they get along?

Cerrone vs Lawler. Who wins? Hope my boy cowboy KO's the bum

Bet the house on Browne?

where is picks cuck?

>Gian Villante vs. Marcos Rogerio de Lima

battle of the literally whos of bums

someone webm rare edmond

Done and done.

I wouldn't fuck with the barber's curse.

>Manlets

Not even once

Picks were locked in on Saturday, you slow slow white boy.

savage

great oc italy, that was one autistic mofo

Villante is Stipe's and Chris' boy so he is my boy too by default.

which one

Fight of the year so far?

Lads why do I actually kinda like Edmond?

Anybody who even trollingly says Cowboy over Lawler has a low visual IQ or has never fought in their lives. I don't even know how they're fighting.

Adan vs sperg

reyes v kim

when he's stepping in his chair showing travis elite moves

Biggest draw in the sport is a manlet. Watch yourself.

maybe you just need someone to tell you you're beautiful

Reyes v Kim from the bottom of UFC 199.

>villantay is a bom, he couldnt take dat right an yeh

link it la, I don't wanna go searching through videos

Stefan Struve for 205?

mobile.twitter.com/MMAjunkie/status/774131270330621952/video/1

Lawler's been EXPOSED. His chin is gone. He's never winning at a high level again.

because you have good taste. hating edmond is reddit-tier

Rufus called Stipe a Croatian monkey, when will they stop hating us for the colour of our skin? Now i know what Tyrone was talking about.

>you will never ever see Lawlor face MacDonald again

I'm going to bet hundreds of pounds on Lawler. I don't have that much money and a lot of bills to pay.

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isn't he booked for 204 vs Magomedov?

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>hating edmond is reddit-tier
Identity memeing will tear heem apart. Let the memes speak for themselves.

are you that croatian from Sup Forums who spams black girls all day every day?

youtube.com/watch?v=9ZQB-l85U3E#t=210s

Lando Banando vs Toe knee Fergo

no, but he posts here on fight days

oh shit that's confirmed now

will you HEEM him for me?

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Fabricio really jeopardized his fight against Travis "Hapa" Browne by getting a hair cut during the embedded episode.
Brazilians have not been lucky to evade the curse unfortunately with Vitor kicking off an endless streak prior to UFC 187.

The barber curse usually goes into effect for a fighter's next two fights.

Luke was able to evade it in the Weidman fight, but it caught up to him against Bisping.

It was however in full effect at UFC 201 against Matt Brown and I suspect this is why it didn't fully transfer to Woodley in the main event.

Also Woodley wasn't at a barber shop, he was in his house. If you cut your own hair or someone does it for you (as long as you're not in a barber shop See: Robbie before UFC 189 and DC before UFC 200) then you're safe, but it's still looming over your head, which means Tyron is in danger of losing the title in his next fight, and so is DC.

fanks

no, he made a name for himself, he took a shot and became a runaway success

Morning lads.

Why is she so cute? :3

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Just let it die. It was fun while it lasted. Getting on the cover of the UFC game is the only legit curse.

so is beating Frank Mir

morning m8

her voice really is something

> Muh Ali

The barber curse will never die my friend.

typical slag at a festival

Is Overeem fucked?

He lost to Rothwell.

Tomorrow UK will have 3 champions. Are we post USADA the gr8est fighting nation on earth?

Is slag a derogatory term?

Pretty much. Ian Entwhistle and Michael Page will have belts soon too.

Ireland isn't part of the UK Nigel.

you should ask your mom since she's been called it the most desu

fuck off he's ours he can barely even speak english

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Shoot your fookn mouth yeh?

>McGregor
>Irish surname
he's as english as they come m8

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We are the natty goat nation

GALL WERDUM OVEREEM (any)
(80) 291 (3.64)
GALL (any) WERDUM (any) MIOCIC (KO)
(80) 277.1 (3.46)
PUNK (any)
(10) 41.50 (4.15)
GALL (any) BROWNE (KO)
(40) 178.4 (4.46)
GALL (any) MIOCIC (Goes the distance)
(30) 160.5 (5.35)

Best case, Reem wins by decision, I win approximately 210.

Reem finishes, I'm up 50.

Miocic wins by KO, I'm up 30. Miocic wins by decision, I'm down 80.

Browne manages to crack Werdum's chin, I'm down 60.

Worst case, Punk/Gall is fixed, I'm down 210.

Proper bankroll management is a pain in the ass.

Born and raised in Housnlow

>tfw not a single yank in this thread could even land a leg kick on me

The curse usually takes effect immediately, if you beat Mir you lose your next fight. Only exceptions are Brock and DC.

Was Muhammad Ali actually good?

>Tfw a yellow toothed brit tried to get into boxing range you'd heem them in the first exchange

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>Worst case, Punk/Gall is fixed, I'm down 210

This looks like the most likely scenario

England is the GOAT boxing nation goof

No.

>pretends he's a germaphobe so he doesn't have to touch a goy