Welcome to Saturday Detention

Welcome to Saturday Detention.
Go sit down and one by one you will say why you're in detention.

I'm in detention because I was caught in a circle jerk with 3 other students and the coach.

loitering after school

was the coach hot at least

you dumbass

I used a Swastika Flag as a Robe and said that i am Gas-Man while walking through the hallways

I contradicted a teacher's argument because they were incorrect

coach was a skinny asian dude.
he said this was part of our exercises.

I pissed in the sink in the girls bathroom

I pulled out my balls for show and tell. Then I pulled the ball sack over the shaft until it looked like a bullfrog. And asked my teacher to pet the frog or at least toe my butt hole.

dumb cunt of a teacher wanted to take my yugioh cards away in class after some asian bitch wanted to see them. I refused to five the yugioh cards up and ended up getting detention. true story.

was she a feminist?
If so you might have to check your privilege.

I'm in detention because my teacher found out I'm a furry.

Unsanctioned doubles

>puts up my paw
high 5!

I'm in detention for trying to kill my best friend after he started dating my ex

>takes out my rifle
>loads it
>aims at you
>pulls trigger
fuck you furry trash

clearly in detention for being to cringy

>it pops
>nothing happens
>BANG sign

>takes rifle away before he can fire it

Don't mess with the bull, young man, or you'll get the horns!

stop this virtual roleplay it makes me cringe

you can't milk those

I'm Jewish.

If you're dumb enough to try and milk a bull, then son, I feel sorry for you.

clearly detention for not knowing how to spell
now thats just weird and gay. i bet you were bullied in middle school
and thats what i call cringy

Dad takes forever to cum so I'm always late for school.

OoGa boga WATERMELON HOOGABOGA KFC MUH DICK

Teacher, Tyrone has gone into nigger Tourettes again!

Feels thread user?

I was late for lunch because I had trouble finding a vein.

They sent me here because I dont think niggers are all that bad, to be honest.

DAMMIT TYRONE