Ask a guy who is married to his sister anything

Ask a guy who is married to his sister anything.

Been gone a long time and said I'd come back to Sup Forums when things were good for us.

pic unrelated.

Story?

Maybe I'll tell the whole story in a bit but for now just know we've been living as husband wife for around 3 years now and couldn't be happier.

Where are you from, how old are you, when did it start

pics, how'd it start, etc
mostly just pics for reference

are you ethan klein aka h3h3 :^)

sauce is viorotica btw, now continue op

I'm from New England. I'm 36 sis is 35. We've been having sex since I was 16 and she was 15. We fell in love as teenagers. Never could find another for either of us so we just decided to be together.

D'you fuck her?

How old is she?

Full-blood or step?

Anal?

Parents thoughts?

Is this bait?

Why do we exist?

Would you have little incest kiddies?

are you legally married or are you just living as a couple?

No pics. We worked very hard to have the appearance of normalcy. I am not going to jepordize that.

no. I am an oldfag from Sup Forums. You guys were the ones that kinda got us back together so I thought I'd do an AMA.

Kill yourself degenerate white trash. This is why southern pride needs to die.

been having sex on and off for 20 years

Full blooded

Dad is dead, mom and little brother disappeared years ago. So no family.

We've done anal, neither one of us are into it.

we are too screwed up emotionally to have kids.

Why did yall break up

not legally married but the only people that know that are the IRS.

How did it start? Juicy greentext appreciated

Dissapeared?

We ran away from home together when we were teens. We had a super fucked up home life. We never stopped loving each other but wanted to be normal. I think we fully stopped when we were in our mid 20's and got back together a few years ago.

not from the south.

has she ever swallowed your load? or have you ever creampied her?

I could tell it but the way I remember it when I have told the story here before it comes out as a sappy love story with less on the sex. So you probably wouldn't want to read it.

We came back home when we heard dad had died. He had been dead, I don't know about a year I guess and mom and little bro were gone. Haven't seen them since.

yes and yes.

I wanna read it tho

I'm not getting out of retelling this story am I?

Nope

I'll do it in a minute.

let me see if anyone saved from last time I told the whole thing.

But how di it start?
You already said you have been having sex with her since you were 16 yo
But how? Who took iniciative?
If you did it, how did you convinced her?
What's you and her job?
Are those normalfags Jobs?

mah dick is diamonds

Hi columnfag

Are you a guy?

>Ask a guy who is married to his sister anything.
>Been gone a long time and said I'd come back to Sup Forums when things were good for us.
>pic unrelated.

>Are you a guy?

It started because our father was an abusive psychopath who liked beating the shit out of his kids. I ended up taking beatings for her and she would console me after he passed out. And we just kind of fell in love in a romantic way.

I guess we both took initiative, but as for when we actually started having sex instead of just fooling around that was all her.

she works in an office I am working in a factory right now.

>who is married to his sister anything.
welll firstly, how does that even work.
Any civilized western culture this is against the law and probably impossible to do without some sort of identity forgery.
If you are a dirty mudslime or even a slav I can understand.

JUST GIVE US THE GREENTEXT, CHRIST

YOU CAN'T DO AN AMA PROPERLY IF WE DOING KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHO WE'RE ASKING

don't know**

Seriously.

Yes I'm a guy. If you have to know also neither one of us is either attractive or unattractive. I've been told I've been told I look like Rupert Everett and my sister looks like a young Amanda Plumber.

Fake

Has anyone really beenfar as decided to useevengo want to do look more like?

What do others think of you?

FINE!

>be 15
>be loner my family was the outsider house in the community.
>Dad is an abusive drunk
>One day outside I hear my sister scream from inside the house.
>Run inside to see my dad with his belt hitting my sister.
>Dad had never hit her before so this was new.
>I yell at him and he turns is attention to me and he hits me instead.
>Keep yelling dad beats the shit out of me before he gets tired.
>Sis runs away
>Later tell sis that when dad is in a mood to hid in the crawl space on the second floor since she is small enough to get in there and he isn't
>Sis says thank you.
>So it wnet on like this for awhile, every once in awhile dad would go after her instead of me. she'd hide and I'd devert his attention. Mom would try and calm him down but it never worked I'd just get beat that much worse.
>Sis starts to see the buises and kind of takes care to patch me up afterward, geting ice after he passed out later or if there was actual cuts or anything to fix them
>it was her way of saying thanks.

You do know the FBI watches this site right? And they're gonna come V& you and make a national spectacle about you on the news because merica needs a new distraction to hide the corruption. Enjoy prison.

others don't know. We just decided to say we were married when we moved.

Nothing we do is illegal asshole.

Read the top part of this site

Did you marry your sister?

>
>
>Nothing we do is illegal asshole.
Incest in itself is illegal dumbfuck. Even if it is between consenting adults. They'd charge you in the name of morality and public decency.

Finally!

Keep going, very interested

How many toe do your kids have? Do they refer to you as mom and dad, or aunt mommy and uncle daddy?

Bump with content

>green speek
>hi

>So that the way it was
>One time I dad went ape shit crazy hitting me.
>Nothing broken but looked like I just got beat worse than normal.
>Sis saw it and actually cried this time.
>I tell her I am fine and one day this will all be over.
>She cried even more cause it isn't over this is our life.
>I cry too. And we hug and I just tell her that I'll always take care of her.
>And that was the moment it started
>we kissed
>It was closed mouth but it was still a romantic kiss and more out of love in any other way.
>I just remember telling her one day we would leave and all would be ok.

holy shit. Where are you from user? also, current age and age of sis?

Jesus fuck.

I'm... emotionally invested.

Keep it up

kek

bump

Just like that gone....and have you not tryed to ever find them? No idea what so ever as to where they nay be.?

thats so sweet

im glad ur happy now

Someone care to screengrab?

tl;dr

>Summer comes
>Dad makes me get a job.
>Work at the general store near the house.
>dad makes deal with owner to use my paycheck to buy beer and other shit.
>I work he keeps money.
>Owner still hates my dad cause he is an asshole.
>Makes deal with me to lie and keep a little bit for myself that he'd put aside.
>Nice guy.
>Come home and tell my sister.
>Oh yeah I had turned 16 by this point
>anyway tell sister that when things were right that we'd run away together.
>She is happy genuinely for first time in forever.
>We had kissed and cuddled in an overly familiar way before this.
>Actually regularly
>But this was the point that when we kissed we were actually making out.
>We were now in love and no longer just brother and sister.

in some states you can legally still marry your siblings and even your own mother if you wanted

Also like to know

Type faster thread is about to 404

bump, wanna hear more.

>and that is the way it was for awhile
>It was summer and I was 16 so I could work full time.
>Dad was off at a cabin one of his drinking buddies had a lot. Drinking the beer money I had made.
>But it was fine he wasn't around much to beat either of us.
>I'd come home from work and she'd make my diner.
>It was sweet really. We were like a little husband and wife.
>We kept no secrets and told no lies to each other.
>Neither one of us really had friends so It was the two of us and only us.
>as such she eventually caught me jerking off.
>we were in love but inexperienced so the idea of getting more sexual with each other just really hadn't come up.
>She asked if it helped me feel better.
>I told her it did.
>She asked to play with it.
>It was the most natural thing to say yes. No lump in throat, no worries, weirdly not a big deal to have a girl touch my dick for the first time.
>She tried to jerk me off...poorly. But I let her have her fun.
>We made out some and eventually I just finished myself while making out with her.

hey I didn't even want to tell the whole story you guys pushed me into it.

>But I let her have her fun.
I don't know why that made me laugh so much

There is no way back now

did you sometimes cum down her throat?

I'd love to fuck a nice little 16 year old

Timestamp her asshole faggot.

I did.

>And we did that for the rest of the summer
>eventually we got more and more adventerous.
>I'd play with her tits and she'd play with my dick. I don't remember if we were doing oral yet at that point.
>I just remember it came to a point where we had "alone time" late at night.
>To have alone time we'd go into the basement.
>Our basement had a shower for some reason.
>So if I came home late enough I'd want to shower.
>She would join me.
>Honestly to this day that is our thing.
>Just showering together and talking.
>Yeah we explored each other bodies some.
>But it was more about just being together.
>I do know we were licking each other after showers at this point because it seemed cleaner to do so.
>That must have been when I started eating her out because I remember the first time was on the couch in the basement and we were both naked.
>Still no full penetartion but we were doing everything but and I'm sure if one of us had asked the other would have had no problem.
>I think we were scared of each other and offending the other one because we were all we had in the world.

I did

She's not home she out of town for the weekend which is what made me think of Sup Forums.

>Someone care to screengrab?
Boom! Done.

kekeralisimo
Do you have problems with your colour display user?

what were her breasts like? And have they changed since?

How old are you both?

I did also!

I'll screencap the story for you once you finish if thats what you want, OP.

>One day while at work boss come up to talks to me.
>Boss realizes how much of a total dick my dad is.
>Asks me what my plans are if I am going to go to college or anything.
>Tell him I don't know
>Boss asks if I plan on sticking around the area, claims it's to see if it's worth training me on a bunch of other side shit he has going on.
>Tell him no.
>Guy offers me a little dodge colt he has in back.
>guy says I can have it as long as I graduate high school.
>Tell him thanks
>Go home and tell sis.
>we now have a plan to get out of here.
>She is happier than ever it's like a light at the end of the tunnel.
>Next night I come home and she has made roast chicken my favorite for diner.
>She usually watches me eat and we talk but she didn't eat with me, which was weird just watches me.
>after we go for alone time in basement.
>after shower she has me close eyes.
>She lit a few candles
>she says it's time we start having sex. That she loves me and can't imagine loving anyone more than me.
>I tell her I feel the same.
>I remember the amazing feeling.
>I more remember the look in her eyes.
>I was like becomeing one with someone.
>I have had sex with other girls but I have never felt that feeling since.

Small pert, still are she is a small girl

I am 36 she is 35.

fucking awesome

Has she fucked other blokes? ...or girls?

inb4 dinosaur

oh god you see it to....

wdym

OP might pull dinosaur at the end.

>School starts and there is no other way to put it we are a couple.
>we were always outsiders in our town. But now it was different and people could feel it.
>obviously we could say "I love you" in school or kiss openly.
>But we were the weird brother and sister who were always together.
>I didn't have friend outside of school, but the ones I had during school hours even thought it was weird.
>eventually it was mostly her and I again.
>Late at night we had sex and of course showered together.
>to this day I think mom may have known. But I'll never know.
>We spent a lot of time dreaming about the future or running away. But we had no idea where.
>and that was the way life went for us my junior year.

oh I see, I thought you meant dinosaur as in he's old

yes to both, but neither one of us have been in a good relationship with anyone else.

No dinosaur I promise.

so she's bi? holy shit you could so easily get a fucked up girl on cl that's into brother/sister play and you could be in a threeway relationship

I imagine her to have looked like this

don't let the thread die

>end of junior year have science teacher
>tells me a story of when he graduated and moved to Colorado.
>Says he worked on a ski resort.
>made it sound fun
>decided that is where we are going to go when we leave.
>Tell sis
>she loves the idea
>all we have to do now is wait.
>I also find out about what it takes to get her emancipated when the time comes.
>Get paperwork together for that.
>At this point dad also makes me get a drivers licence which was lucky for me.
>He wanted it so I could get him when he's drunk or he thought he could bully my boss into letting me take beer home for him (my boss wouldn't let me).
>But that isn't why you guys are reading this you want to know about the sex.
>well we had lots of it.
>It was the 90's so safe sex was taught in schools and I got free condoms.
>It was glorious
>Eventually my sis convinced my mom that she needed birth control for some other medical reason.
>Get her on BC
>Raw dogging it
>Super awesome rawdog sex with person I live with.
>Only good thing about my life at that point.

Not really bi but we hung around a lot of hippies in our late teens early 20's so it was bound to happen.

Tomorrow I'm killing myself, thanks for the great story OP, good to know that for some people life does get better sortof

Do people say you and your "wife" look alike