Ask a high swede anything

Ask a high swede anything.
Im high and bored.

Inb4: weed(super silver haze for the one who wonder)

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Vad jobbar du med?

Study. So no job right now.

Hva studerer du?

A friend of mine is going there. Is it hard to get weed over there?

Systemscience. Im on my secound year right now.

Please rank the following: Norwegians, Swedes, Danes, Finns.
Thank you for your service.

Yes it is. First time I got some good weed now in 3 years. Everybody smokes a shit tons of haschis. You can find weed, but its not common.

What's system science? What's the swedish name, I'll understand that better.

sauce on pic?

Swede,finns(Love the fucking women, batshit crazies),norwegians and danes.

You're welcome.

Are High Swedes like High Germans? Do you have Alps and a Black Forest too?

Is your country totally fucked like american right wing media says? Or is a socialist democracy actually as good thing? Also do you own any guns?

Pippi Langstrømpe (Pippi Longstocking), one of the films.

Fun fact: The chick that plays Pippi did porn as an adult.

Systemvetenskap on swedish. Thats a system developer program with less monkeycoding and more UML and shit.

it's a shopped screencap from the excellent movie Pippi Longstocking

pipi longstocking

she id got a name for science of course.

Can i get some of those kids

How do you like it? How does it compare to computer science / informatics (informatikk) or regular computer engineering (dataingeniør)?

the actress from the 1969 movie or the New Adventures in 1988?

Pulpy Bongfrothing

Pippi långstrump. But that one is photoshopped. They dont smoke in the real shit.

Hmm, I think so. Most of us is pretty backdraw. So we dont talk if we dont have to. So its nice and quite to bee high around swedes.

Nah, our country is just a sandbox for the politics. Yeah, thanks to that we got "välfärd" which is nice.

No, no guns. I shot a shutgun for a couple of week ago. That was dope.

I was mistaken, it's the American actor who did it.

nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/tami-erin-pippi-longstocking-star-releases-sex-tape-article-1.1500117

Tami Erin

See The one from 1988

It is "informatik". The like the highst in "informatik. I like it. I think its fun to do some codning but I think in the long run that this is gonna be more fun to work with.

just saw it myself.

I thought you meant she was a regular porn actress.

Screech from saved by the Bell had a sex tape too.

Is there a american verison of this? wtf.

>välfärd
How is that nice?

Another swede here: from best to worst; norweigans, swedes, danes and then finns

Jockiiboy got one to. But hes retarded so that just sad.

Dont have to pay to meet the doctor or someother shit. Not corupted policeforces. And.... Hmm. It's better for everyone I quess.

No she didn't

How come dannes before finns?

It means welfare in english. Welfare is not a good thing to be using in America.

i think they talking about the american actress.

Vars i landet är du?

I do think it can be a good think in US. But it will never happen.

Hvorfor er vi best?

Not him, but Finns are a weird people. They're half Russian, half Sami and full weird forest people.

The northern part.

Lol didn't even know there was an American version

I never likes the dannis attitude. But hey the thing about finns are right. But still better then dannes imo.

Tycker du om knäckebröd och Ikea?

Me nether....

Tja, det är ju jävligt stort.. Bara Norrbotten är ju 25% av Sverige. Kusten eller inlandet?

Im not a big fan of "knäckebröd". But I love ikea on some wierd way. They got like everything i need to my house. And cheap as fuck to.

Gillar norrmän bättre för att ni är så himla gladlynta och lätta att snacka med, har ett renare land och bättre politik och så vidare.

coast. In one of the bigger city.

What do you think about Swedendemocrats? Has swedish mentality towards mass immigration and your very generous migration policies changed? I'm german, it's obviously a big deal around here as it is in any European nation

You mean socialized medicine I agree that is a good thing but living off welfare is not a good thing its just enough to keep you from being homeless

Gött, samma!

Yeah, dont get me wrong. I like "norrbaggarna" more. But hey. The finns got the fuckt up chicks.

Cool. What are your centralstation for the busses called?

I really dont give a fuck. The world economy is going to crash anyway.

Yeah. But its better then homeless.

Why is Tove Lo such a slutty bitchy cunt? Am I the only one who want to punch her in the face and violently rape her?

Loet, din?

I agree homeless is a shitty situation to be in I also don't want to see people being homeless. Thanks for answering my questions. I shall visit your country one day and probably drink some beer with some awesome swedes have a good one b/ro

Thats even worse dude imagine a Sweden in full on depression with massive layoffs AND racial tensions

Because swedes are beta cucks and swedish femnazis do whatever they feel like and get away with it.

ska jag flytta till sverige? jag är från amerika

Are you ashamed that Uncle Sam has his cock so far up your country's ass ?

också jag kan tala lagom svenska

hög och har inget och göra för egen del
går bara att få hash i nedre Sverige just nu

Tove? Tove Lo?

Not same city. But I am raised in same city as you are in:))

Do so, go out on a friday. People are more relaxed then.

Yeah, not like im voting for them. But I think its stupid the whole system the media and other parties tries to.

Instead of trying to explain what there parties want they instead lay out everything "sverigedemokraterna"(SD) wants. And I know more how SD want to rule the county then my own party. So thats bad for the whole country.

Yeah I quess. I got alot of american friends overhere. And we swedes loves you, so you will always get along with us.

Nah, never reflected about it and I think that nothing of that matter in the end.

"att göra*". But thats okej. It's a bummer to bee without weed.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tove_Lo

Vad har du att förlora? Gör det.

Holy fuck. Shes hot. How can I have missed her?

Gissar Umeå då

oh sorry är hög och såg inte den grammatiska missen

varför svenskarna älskar amerikaner?

Don't bother. She's the queen of entitled cunts.

yeah, maybe?

Det är där de flesta luleåbor hamnat när de flyttar till storstan.. Universitet?

It's cool. I always writed that way with the "och" and one day someone told me that its wrong. Now i dont do that misstake!

Im not sure. We are like i said before, some very backdrawed people so its nice with someone who breaks the ice, and shit.

But damn, she was hot as fuck.

On a way I quess. I only got one more course to get the exam. So i needed it.

>But damn, she was hot as fuck.
Well, hence my desire to both punch her and to rape her.

She also masturbated on live on SVT, I can't believe you missed that.

är cs stor i sverige?

Nah, stop joking. No one misses a think like that in sweden.

Tvek.

If you mean the game so yeah I quess. We got some "esport pubs" now. So its a big gaming country.

expressen.se/noje/idol/tove-los-sexuella-gest-under-idol/

giver back skåne

are there any other words indigenous to sweden like "lagom"?

It was TV4 my bad.

hows it feel to be the future country renamed "new Syria"?

A 12-year-old boy in the Swedish city of Helsingborg is beaten up by an Arab immigrant because he has blue eyes.

A 15-year-old boy in Helsingborg has been sentenced for assault and threatening another boy because of his blue eyes.

The 15-year-old immigrant had asked the Swedish boy what color eyes he had, according to the District Court. The boy replied “blue green”. The 15-year-old [Arabs] took this as a provocation for unknown reasons.

Two witnesses say they saw the 15-year-old slap the boy in the face and say he would continue beating him at the school break. The 15-year-old was convicted for illegal threats and beatings with a daily fine.

The 15-year-old denied the crime, claiming that he was misunderstood because of language difficulties – since his first language is Arabic.

The incident has not been reported as a hate crime.

Damn. I thought that Tove Lo already was a famous singer. But hey see there.

I like more the "new russia" but sure. That works to.

Det var ju dock inte onani det handlade om..

Don't believe what Nordfront writes.

spelproggare här, hur står du ut med så mycket UML.
Visst, det kan vara essentiellt vid större system, men hade aldrig pallat sitta med det så mycket som du verkar göra.

Cuz hate crimes are stupid.

Hmm, I dont know. I love to be the guy who got a fullview over the whole project. The guy whos telling the programmer why and how the system should work.

>Det var ju dock inte onani det handlade om..
Se musikkvideoen til woman wood. Den ble fjernet fra youtube.

Annnnd I think this work is safer then the coding-jobs. It's a lot easyer to ship all work to india or something. My work is not that simple to ship.

Jockiboi is fucked

Yeah he is. But hey on someway he's making more money then me. So I quess im the one who lose that fight...