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This pleases me.
Praise kek.

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all the good ones are too big or have sound

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Everyone should have a gun for this exact reason

exactly

If nobody's have guns, so nigger.

Precisely. That fucking clerk should have been robbed at gunpoint.

So the niggers will use knifes
He was.

officiall my favourite thread on Sup Forums

He did have a gun you retard.

if they use knifes, you can defend yourself with knifes too.
In this case, you have less chance to die (a gun is more dangerous than a knife)

Sorry for my bad english.

Kekz

Hey faggot, if someone comes up behind you with a weapon and the intent to kill, do you want to engage in a FUCKING KNIFE FIGHT or just shoot them?
Fuck off my internet, liberal shitstain.

>In this case, you have less chance to die

Statistics suggest strongly the opposite. Self defense with a firearm has a much, much higher success rate. Self defense with a knife literally has a lower success rate than self defense without any weapon whatsoever. That is not an exaggeration.

That's not a gun. He's wearing gloves, fuckface.

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That is 100% wrong.
Fucking retard

You have to go back Paco

Yes a gun you blind faggot

Kek

This is officially the first post of the thread

Not OP, but as someone trained in the art of kenjutsu I pity the poor soul who challenges me with a gun, or even someone with a sword/knife who is not properly trained to my level.

The thought of someone approaching me with a gun from any angle greatly amuses me.

sucked in coconut fob cunt
>back to the island

I neer say that i wanted to.
I just say that is less dangerous for people.
I prefer beeing robbed by a man with knives than a man with guns
Because it's "safier"

I never say that i prefer defend myself with knive(that s ridiculous)
I prefer being robbed/attacked by a man with knives than a man with guns.That's all.

boxer rebellion pt. 2

lol.
I hope to kek this is sarcasm.

haha, no mexican :)

Really?
Tell ya what: Two options
>stabbed in stomach, slowly bleed out
>shot in head, instant death

You die either way, no medical help because amberlamps take too long.
Pick one.

That's a glass bottle breaking over his face, I'm assuming?

You still have more chance to survive in the first case mate.

Bless you! That was a good one!

Based

STOP ARGUING FAGGOTS AND POST

I said you die either way you illiterate mongoloid CUNT.
If someone stabs you multiple times, you are going to fucking DIE.
And if they get the jump on you (as most successful criminals do) you are fucking DEAD either way.
Next question: Do you want to have a knife fight with a criminal, or just shoot them?

How about you fucking kill yourself and fuck right off, nigger?

>When there are so many giant niggers at your school you have to go with sand in your pocket and fucking weaponize it.

THIS IS A REKT THREAD POST REKT SHIT

I need more like this
And this

Are you too stupid to see his point?

His case is factually incorrect. Are YOU fucking stupid?
95% of the time a criminal has a gun, they're using it for intimidation.
Knives, on the other hand, are used much more frequently to actually attack someone.
So you are far more likely to survive the gun situation, AS PROVEN IN THIS FUCKING THREAD YOU BLIND FAGGOT.
Watch the webm where the dude shoots that nigger in the store. And watch the OTHER webm where the same thing happens.
If they had knives, they would pressed against the people's necks.

What?

top kekle

We are talking aout robbery, are we?
If someone want to kill my self, and if he "jump" on me, i will die, it's true, if he has a knife or a guns.
But, we are talking about robbery.And yes,i have more chance to survive if the robbers has a knife. if he has a gun, it will be easy to kill me. If he has onnly a knife,he would prefer take the money and go.

I will not read one word of that horseshit.

More rekt gifs pls

PLS GIFS OR WEBMS

Yep. You are retarded.
If the motherfucker comes up behind you and slits your fucking throat...
YOU
ARE
GOING
TO
FUCKING
DIE
GET IT?

This is an argument I made that I like to use:
If someone wants to kill you bad enough, they will kill you. And there is nothing at all you can do about it. The only thing you CAN do is remain as well armed as humanly possible to REDUCE the CHANCE of being killed. Carry around a fucking Uzi if you are able. People will try- and in MANY cases have succeeded- to kill innocents. If someone wants you dead, you're dead. Simple as that.

Okay, I'll take the win then, you willfully ignorant liberal cuck faggot.

that sleight of hand is so epic

An user asked if in this webm:
...the kids cracked a glass bottle across that black kids face... nope, it was sand he had in his pocket. Make sense now?

Kid went to the Dale Gribble school of self-defense.
>Pocket Sand!

glass is sand, niggers

Kek, the Sandy man can
> sung in my head as the candy man can song

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As someone who is in one of this re-posted rekt vids. I can tell you i don't appreciated it when it gets posted.

Makes me feel like shit
>2 sides to the coin

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Don't bring a retard to a gunfight.

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> this triggers /n/

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This count as rekt?

FUCK

And that's why guns are the shit. Brap brap

Lil nigga followed through in his ass. Bottle slap

Stupid fuck asked for a good hit and the guy lined his punch up perfectly

newfag detected

Ayyyyyy.....

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I've been here 6 years roody poo. I can still cringe. I've had knee surgeries, I cringed. Get over it.

>been here 6 years
>first time seeing that gif
Nice try newshit.

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"Whaaaapsshhhh" Excellent! FINISH HER!

FIGHT ME MOTHERFUCKER

I WILL BE AT THE HARDEES IN 20 MINUTES BY THE DUMPSTER

BE THERE OR STFU FAGGOT!!!!

this brings me such mirth

Ahh sweet justice

Nice shitpost.

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8/10, Would nut.

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GREATLY AMUSES ME

almost meme worthy

No, knife fighting is brutal, nasty and can usually go one way or the other a trained man with a pistol can down a man in a split second a trained man with a knife in a head on fight needs to hit specific areas to make the target bleed out which will take a few minutes. Knife fighting is primitive as shit and fighting knife to knife will get you both killed.

filename

shocked for lyf

Filmed on a wide angle potato

>implying it was my first time
Get fucked faggot.
I bet you don't even know who cat goddes is without looking it up

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