What's his name, Sup Forums
What's his name, Sup Forums
Dan "if it don't fit, I ain't gonna quit" Schneider
Dan "The vagina recliner" Schneider
Dan " quit your screamin' and swallow my semen" Schneider
Dan "the pedophile" Schneider
Dan "Spit roasting Miranda Cosgrove with Josh Peck" Scheider
Dan "Josh peck got skinny because I stole all of his body fat to gain his comedic powers" Schneider
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Dan "if she's a fighter it's gonna be an all nighter" Schneider
Dan "She's 10 and I came inside her" Schneider
Dan "if she screams i'm gonna cream" Schnider
Dan "In all seriousness, is there even a single bit of proof I banged any starlets?" Schneider
Dan "if there's hair down there get that bitch out of here" Schneider
Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
Dan "No, but all your shows involved way too many underage girls showing off their feet." Schneider
Dan "The King of Sup Forums" Schneider.
dan "she can" schneider
Dan "i'll rider" schneider
>I new I needed this job
>my mother has raised me since my dad left us
>"You'll feel better afterwards" he says
>so looking up into he eyes, darkened by the shadows engulfing the dimly lit room, I open my mouth
>his stumpy member, covered by his buttery precum awaited my touch
>I slowly inch my face towards the demonic thing
>He opens his mouth in a guttural moan as I do so, cumming almost immediately, shaking his stomach like it's made of a dough, rubber hybrid
>his cum is souring in my mouth as I swallow my shame, and his seed
"Welcome to the show,"Carly Shay""
Kek
Dan "i skeet on lil feet" Schneider
Brutal
Dan "I never actually fucked any girls from work but Sup Forums started that rumor" Schneider
I think it was Sup Forums
And if you've seen his shows it's highly suspicious