Have you guys ever cooked your toenails and fingernails and eaten them after? It's fucking delicious. Try it

Have you guys ever cooked your toenails and fingernails and eaten them after? It's fucking delicious. Try it.

This post has potential.

What are you and how can we destroy you?

The fuck

If dubs, smoke it through a pipe or a bong

What

excuse me?

DUDE.

I'm listening

Include me in screencap. .

Do you like dr who or is this just some random reaction gif you found?

>rice
nice meme bro

i like the doctor.

Rule 17 of the unwritten rules of Sup Forums prohibits your request

I don't think that's rice. Its yellowed and curved.

And the who?

Don't do this, it makes mustard gas.

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Yeah, sometimes.

Bump

I prefer scabs, personally. Less preparation time.

They make a really satisfying sizzle when they cook.

I'M GONNA PUKE, GODDAMN.
I CAN WATCH REKT WHILE EATING BREAKFAST, BUT NOT THIS.

It's rule 18 you faggot, rule 17 is always make sure they're dead

Time stamp.

NOOOOO

Scabs are already cooked as the come of the warm body

Wiseguy2432

Im sorry but were you actually in the thread?

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OP, how the fuck did you get so many toenails? How long have you been saving them for?

um what

excuse me, would anybody care for a steam key for the game hektor?

Kys faggot

I don't understand why but I had a fascination with picking scabs and eating them as far back as I can remember. Sometimes I just can't control it the Good Feeling scab is Within Reach. Sometimes when I see somebody else with a pic with a scab I get a little excited for them. What is this called? Why do I have it

OP

Dude

Jesus fuck

>cooked

Wtf, OP? I've chewed my nails off and thought that was fucked enough.

do you?

this

Holy fucking shit.
At first glance i just thought this was really bad weed.

How do you season them? It seems like they would need some salt at least.

Guys... I'm scared.

I thought it was a pile of keef.

I dont eat them anymore but I most def did. I try to not fall over as much anymore

The crunch might feel good, but in the end it will feel like eating the spine of a fish

The sensation of picking at them though has only frown stronger

How many years of finger/toe nails do you store at any given time, OP?

Time stamp? I honestly cannot take this seriously, if this is true plz timestamp it

I never thought about smoking it out of a bong before. Good idea! Thanks!

I just eat them as is. They surprisingly taste like grilled chicken.

Nah.

What is this
>timestamp with you eating them

Probably salty enough from anons sweat

>Sardine spines

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD

what method do you use to cook them?

Ill probably screencap if i can convince my fat lazy arse to do so

Fuck this is disgusting af. Rekt threads are nothing against this

Holy shiet is happening

Anons smoking that fingertoe shit!!!

include me in screencap pl0x

Did you ever try stuffing them in your arse?

Who, PhD is the shit

NO NO NO NO NO

holy shit op has me and my dog trippin ballllls right now god damn this is disgusting.

Shove toenails up bumbum

What do they taste like?

see

i love this thread, so much

OP is what remains of a man. He used to be human, but the darkness has taken him completely. There is no hope.

I mean, atleast OP has cut, clean nails, thats something

OP, are you still here, if so, how was it?

i have no words for this thread

OP here.

That was hands down the dankest hit I've ever taken. This is a game changer ladies and gentlemen. You heard it here first!

Sweet merciful jesus

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KILL YOURSELF

Every day we move further from God's light.

Could you describe the flavor?

OP you need to get some help.

SCREENCAP PLEASE

what

what did it taste like

gotchu

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goddammit op

im scared

Nice dubs

Jesus fucking Christ what is wrong with you. Fingernails and toenails are made of the same shit hair is, you're effectively smoking hair.

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Dear
Please Read
Sincerely, kill urself faget

Hey OP, you should try smoking your own hair next! Should be just as good

Nigga why?

Good god...

Please op

Not just any hair. PUBIC HAIR.

DO IT OP

Yeah everyday.

For how long have you been collecting dat shit

THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT

DON'T MAKE THIS WORSE

HE'S ALREADY A SHADOW OF HIS FORMER SELF

No but really, make it worse and amuse us, faggot.

this thread is that kind of thread you only see in images.
glad to partecipate to this masterpiece of shit.