/heem/ Colby Northcuck Edition

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9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
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9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson

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fuck shes like the ugliest woman ive ever seen

ive seen uglier but those have the excuses of being old, fat, or disfigured in some accident. she has no excuse

Bet the farm on reem

whats up with those short arms

Was he a big Cro Cop fan?

>mfw i realized Colby reminded me of a muppet but couldnt quite put my finger on it till now

I like Stipe and Overeem so whoever wins is fine by me

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>she sounds like a dude
any chance her and Sage are actually clones?

literally nothing wrong with how he looks you fucking idiot

>Colbey started posting less and less on social media when Sage started losing
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what did he weigh in at?

and reems weight?

cathal_pendred
On the set of #MyNameIsLenny with @mikebisping
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KEK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

literal gay porn

this is the limit of a white natty guy

anyone looks more jacked than this is juicing

Sage and Sagette's dad knew one thing about parenting, start them young with test and they'll be the best

>80" reach

>short arms

Both missed weight and will have to give their opponent 20% of their purse

good to see Bisgod cultivating mass

Stipe will be making more than 20/20 this time?

maybe he just has really wide shoulders

his arms look really short

You can have good reach and short arms, just need uncommonly wide shoulders.

>what are proportions

made 60/60 vs Arlovski
probably made decent money against Werdum, going by the suits he's been wearing

>There are actual MMA fans that are rooting for CM Punk to win

What the fuck is wrong with them? Are most MMA fans secret WWE shitters?

The joke is that Overeem makes more than Stipe so Stipe benefits from getting 20% of Overeem's purse

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>from getting 20% of Overeem's purse
wut

kek, hadn't read the post you were replying to
Overeem didn't miss weight though, he only got fined 500$ for being late to the weigh in

ok literally what is this?

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Hope Punk wins so all the mma purists get BTFO

>muh legit sport

Fighter & the Kid 3D

reem looking like he ate a couple horses too many

>you will never be in the most desperate moment of your life, struggling to breathe, house burning, only to be comforted by Stipe's warm and fuzzy cookie monster voice

they both look like knackers kek

>you'll never have Stipe tier forearms

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youtube.com/watch?v=tpzW44oZnCc

>Reem fined $500 for being late


D E V A S T A T I N G

Punk has no shoulders, true natty

youtube.com/watch?v=6Jemt2gSFAA

is he shook? will this make him shook?

yeah really put a dent in his 400k pursu

Do you remember when he got shook by Ariel lying to him about giving him an iPad?

>mickey gall has a friend's friend bet $20,000 on CM Cuck
>loses on purpose
>CM Punk wins and sells an extra 300,000 PPV buys the 2nd time he fights

you can just tell that when bisking is an old man he's going to look bad ass

they must get aboslutely raped on taxes especially in dual countries

like lottery winnings 10 million is instantly down to like 700,000 just from federal taxes

Brook and Brooks will BTFO the odds and make millions of fight fans cry tomorrow.

Where can i see videos of the weigh in?

>like lottery winnings 10 million is instantly down to like 700,000 just from federal taxes

I hope you meant 1 million

Stipe is shaped like an enormous midget.

But he is a massive human, watch episode 4 embedded and Punk walks up to him and it's ridiculous

>taxing lottery winnings, bet winnings
>land of the free

UFC's official Youtube channel, lad
youtube.com/watch?v=Kd5g9Y26XNs

yeah his head is huge too

No, the one's that they're doing right now, the closed to the media.

Stipe's skull is fucking massive

LINK THE FUCKING EMBEDDED NOW YOU DUMB FUCKING LEAF

IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH FUCKING LEAFS MAN

overeem looks natty

A computer simulation of what Punk would look like if he went to MMA when he was young

too bad you didn't get any helpful links in the OP eh

I always include helpful links

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Oh shit Nortcucks mom

Mickey Gall is going to make Punk tap in the first round. There's no other possible outcome

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>mfw

wwe used to say punk was 6'2 240lbs

i wonder if theyre all secretly manlets

>say something nice about JoJo

Sister

disgusting

unironically, unfacetiously, honestly, Punk will make Gall skip to his Lou, I can see it in my mind's eye

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Perfect OP. I wish they were all this good.

>mfw he taps him with a wwe move just to shit on him.

beat him so bad he cant defend then give him an ankle lock to embarrass him

>that moment when you realise every embedded thumbnail is CM Punk

CLOSE YOUR HANDS UP THAT'S YOUR FIRST WARNING BROOKS
NEXT TIME I'LL TAKE A POINT

Wow CM Punk sure has come a long way

Is there a pic with Stipe and Faber?

Hey the Crippler Crossface is a legit move. Imanari pulled it off.

wot? cm punk is still 6'2 nothings changed, stipe is just taller. there are more heights than just manlet and normal..

wwe exaggerates everyone heights by at least 3 inches. It's one of the most bizarre yet insecure things ever.

Then why be 6'2'' if you're still gonna be shorter than someone?

stipe is like 6'4

so does UFC from time to time

>Conor McGregor
>5'11"

>cm punk is still 6'2

Are you dumb? He is not in any way 6'2" in any shape or form. He looks 5'11", 6'0" at the most.

stipes 6'3 though

Carwin too

His face looks a lot fresher here

Bought tickets for UFC Manchester. Pretty hyped lads, my first live UFC event ever.

Bit of a long flight from Manila to Manchester

Travis Browne is one of the __________

i dont even know which posts were serious. Kill yourselves (except the aussie which was rightly ironic)

Gooby posters.

What the fuck is this

that was when he was signed, when he was still a kid in his 30s

now hes an ancient old man with nothing left

Aaah so you are actually retarded and believe CM Punk is 6'2"

Aaah so you are actually retarded and believe CM Punk is 6'2"

Reminder that Nate choked the little irish man until he shat himself and tapped, while conor won a controversial decision by running from Nate. Who's the real winner here

Aaah so you are actually retarded and believe CM Punk is 6'2"

Aaah so you are actually retarded and believe CM Punk is 6'2".