You're at the beach with your gf and he slaps her ass. What do you do next?

You're at the beach with your gf and he slaps her ass. What do you do next?

mace him

Drown him in the ocean

Slap his ass

Beat the fuck out this skinny Lil nigga

This

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Let him have fun with my gf because it turns me one... fucking hell so annoying.

Grab his dick

Get the fucking sharpie out of my ass and get him to sign something

beat his ass, because i can

Reprimand him for assaulting a toddler

what ass?

>implying I have a gf

Cut your nails you disgusting sack of shit. Fuck.

Abdul Ahmed Assad Mohammad pls go

Throw sand in his eyes then jump on the ocean and swim away from him.

you can't drown the best swimmer in human history nigga. wtf is wrong witchu

That is Michael phelps. You will not out swim him. He will catch you. He will strangle you. He will fuck you. And then you will drown.

slap his ass, and do this.

Call the cops.

ok then, slap his dick. should do the trick.

My name is Joseph schooling and I will be swimming butterfly.

haha! joke's on him, water is terrible lube!

Challenge accepted

Parasite Eve! I fucking loved the game. One of the few PS1 games that I can easily immerse myself in.

>you can't drown the best swimmer in human history
>human
the crux of your claim is in the word "human". he can drown, he's not a fish.

the crux of my argument is that the fag that said he would drown micheal phelps is physically unable to do so you fucking autist

>getting trolled this hard

Resident Evil wishes it could be parasite eve

lol nice try at damage control

I'm sure RE is happier being commercially successful.

>swim into ocean
>>phelps catches up instantly
>grab his balls and squeeze with all your might while taking a deep breath
>hug around him still clasping his balls
>sink

Kek

the faggot would bown down and lick his sneakers

i would take his suit off and lay him down and push is legs back as far as they will go and eath his ass for hours