Is it wrong to masturbate to art-house films?

Is it wrong to masturbate to art-house films?

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>Is it wrong to masturbate
yes

you should masturbate to kino

>art-house films

You can masturbate to anything as long as you are alone and in private. I'm not condoning it, but it's true.

What is that cute lady licking?

i masturbated to the pizza scene

I only masturbate to yify on vlc from my laptop

Anyways, here´s my essential /soft-porn-art-house/-core.
What are your favourite non-porn movies to fap to?

Art-house is an excuse to masturbate.

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yes. but that movie is just a couple of hardcore porn scenes meant for you to jack off to. the rest is just a attempt to legitimize it so the director could convince those two dumb whores to fuck on camera for him

Depends, do they have hairy arms, pits, legs, or any other body hair?

>havoc
>swordfish
>spring breakers
>the reader
>monsters ball
>art

There is nothing wrong to masturbate to movies, kino or in movie theater.

i've jerked it so hard to Eyes Wide Shut and Empire of the Senses that it's not even funny

did no one see this movie

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>Ass to Ass!!!

I'm not a proud man, but multiple times to this

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Honestly it's insulting not to fap.

"Monamour" and "Cosi Fan Tutte" from Tinto Brass.

considerated

brown bunny

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I masturbated to Persona.

trips of Cvltish truth in regard to Eyes Wide Shut.

great middle school fapping was had. oh nicole, if only you knew

I liked the main chick from Monamour's asshole.

Kind of sad how less and less actresses from Tinto Brass films have hairy pits as the years go by, first it was literally every single actress that appeared in the film, then just a few, then just the lead.

Yes you're cheapening art you filthy MONGREL

>asshole

pics?

Anyone fapping to movies that was born after 1993 is a complete FILTH

youtu.be/lZTs1JbBgsI?t=1h

1:00:00 in :^)

Watch the movie, it's pretty good. She shows the very hole as a centerpiece of a massive closeup of her ass in the first 5-6 minutes. You can count every single crease.

>Is it wrong to masturbate to art-house films?
You can masturbate to anything you like as long as it is legal

for what other reason would you be watching art house??

It's won't be released in my country until September.

one of my fondest middle school memories is watching pic on late night ifc

same, when alma discusses her sexual escapades at the beach. remarkably erotic for a monologue.

Technically, he can masturbate to illegal shit too. I masturbated to a top secret document in wikilieaks the other day. And enjoyed every second.

damn that was completely out of nowhere. 59:26 is two people about to begin a conversation, 59:28 is full on penetration then a minute later the conversation pics up where it left off.

what the fuck?

mulholland drive is the only time I've ever paused the movie on my first watch to go grab some tissue

you're a genius, lynch

>On February 22, 2005, Blue Underground released an unrated DVD of the English-language director's cut featuring an interview and talent biography with Franco, deleted and alternate scenes, a poster and still gallery and the film's trailer. Alongside this, an X-rated release of the French version, featuring hardcore shots directed by Bruno Mattei featuring actors not part of the film's main production, was also made available.

From Wikipedia. Porn for the sake of porn.

I cracked one out to the sex scenes in Little Children (Kate Winslet) probably one of the best wanks I've ever had.

I fap to Last Tango in Paris at least once a year.

>Mulholland Drive
Every fucking time.

Yes. You should feel ashamed.

What movie?

Post it
Post the webm
Post
IT

nice. assholes are my fetish. now i just need real pissing scenes in feature length movies for that added surprise boner

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There's a good pissing scene in Frivolous Lola, she squats down to piss in the rain, and if I remember right, you can see raindrops glisten on every individual hair on her pussy lips. Piss doesn't trickle down the hairs though, that would be nice. That movie has some nice asshole scenes too.

Tinto Brass is apparently a guy i need to get to know a little more about.
not huge on hair, but meh, fapping to films is like gettin an old fashioned. unexpected and refreshingly nostalgic

D I E

No, especially not if it involves hot french lesbians.

>you will never be a shy young lesbian who gets seduced by an older woman who makes you lick her minge
Feels tres mal

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Pro-tip: most art movies are fetish induced.

One problem in his movie is that he's huge on cuckolding. I mean, that's a massive theme in Italian cinema and culture in general, Italians are just cucks by nature. But he's really into that shit. In Tinto Brass movies, it's almost always the story of a woman who strays and fucks random guys and whatnot just to bring her back to her guy and strengthen their bond or whatever. There's also themes of voyeurism, hypergamy as seen from both sides, sexual corruption in high culture (lots of art/literature-related stereotypical characters such as writers, poets etc are depicted in the movies). In general this Italian view of sexuality is something that I don't really like that much.

Honestly arm pit hair can be pretty disgusting but his films have made me more appreciative of it. If you get perfectly smooth pits I don't think it gets better than that, but some actresses have pits that look ravaged by razors and I think they'd be better off letting their hair grow out.

>well-shot porn pretending to be high art

NO.
If I wanted to profusely vomit after an unfavorable meal, I would watch it