3x3 thread

Post'em, Rate'em and recommend a movie to each user, so he gets a better taste and becomes less pleb
GO !

5x2 incoming

What are the movies at the bottom?

Jesus fucking christ, kid
Get better taste

>Sherlock Holmes
>Interstellar
>The Grey
>Illusionist
Really user?

Illusionist, Gattaca, Interstellar
They're good, what's the problem?

They're ok. I certainly wouldn't have them in my top 9. Probably not even in my top 50

The Grey is plain silly.

That movie had me laughing my ass off several times.

holy fuck this is like the final boss of 3x3, titles please ?

Show your 3x3

It's a meme

I'll make one. Give me some time

Even tho, would like to know the titles

proof that these threads are complete shit

>the illusionist
>fight club
>interstellar
>american history x
>the grey

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nice proof, i bet you have a phd in math or logic

OP literally said
>recommend a movie to each user, so he gets a better taste and becomes less pleb

leave
don't enable him, they're shit

Please keep this cancer on Sup Forums.

If you're going to make a 3x3 you should try not having fucking black bars in the picture and not using a shitty fan made poster. Also get some taste

Template anyone?

I like normal movies.

you didnt even pick the true potter kino of thats dh2

If I were 7 years younger I'd probably be considered a cinephile. As it stands I'm just average.

Here you go.
Shit bait
Don't encourage him

>le epic different opinions = bait meme

is this a meme like this one ?

wot

wil post now

nice chart lad, what's bot left?

that looks like Barry Lyndon. not that guy.

no

barry lyndon

here, easier to make using bighugelabs.com/mosaic.php

>Mulholland Drive
I REALLY hope yours is bait too.

Cheers senpai

Lurk more and don't post until you have remotely acceptable taste. Your 3x3 is terrible and looks like that of a 9gag user
Aye, it's Barry Lyndon
Why so?

Pretty sure that one's legit

Do you really think you aren't 100% pleb when fight club and fucking interstellar are on your patrician core image?

hello

This is what a solid patrician core image should look like. I'm amazed any are left on Sup Forums it's become the capeshit/GOT board.

rate me, i had trouble deciding

That image is pretty much guaranteed to be the first in every 3x3 thread

Happy summer lads

>more than 1 kubrick
top plen

I loved Stroszek.
The Piano Teacher was decent for a Haneke.
Scenes from a Marriage was wonderful.

Don't know the rest of those so you got me.

You've posted here before, no? Your chart looks very familiar, perhaps slightly changed
Hi
I agree that 2001 and EWS shut are Kubrick's best, but Barry Lyndon is number 3 imo, not ACO. Also, I'm not a Zulawksi fan, though I respect the hell out of him
Your summer's going well?

Don't forget Harry Potter and Brick.

i added clockwork last i think 2001 and eyes wide shut are masterpieces. the others alright?

what if i replace aco with alien i forgot about alien

>So much butthurt over movies.

This is Sup Forums in a nutshell.

oh wow that's fucking Harry Potter hahahaha
>muh Cuaron!
is a hack.

>too bad brick is better than blue velvet
hp has a few fine pieces fuck yourself lotr fag

>oh wow that's fucking Harry Potter hahahaha

Do you have a problem with that? Do you not appreciate top comfy wandkino?

>>too bad brick is better than blue velvet
in the land of shit taste maybe.

>You've posted here before, no?
Yep. Haven't posted in ages though. Used to have UC in mine too, thought I'd change it up. We have very similar tastes. Mid left?
Ok thanks for the input. Seriously though 9gag would be more your speed
Agreed

>cuaron is a hack
did you think the film was actually about immigration? its clive owens best film and depicts today closer than people would like to imagine

>Do you not appreciate top comfy wandkino?
No, I don't appreciate "top comfy wandkino", you dithering idiot.

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nah i mean blue velvet isnt bad its good but eh

What's mid right?

Children of Men is one of Chivos only missteps in his career. The cinematography in that movie is obnoxious

I'm talking Prisoner of Asskaban which everyone's third favorite latin american expat directed.

thats a different user, even he knows whats up. looks like youre out of the stauberkino loop

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well i didnt put that on my list

i liked it to be honest i didnt like the revenant that much esp the action part in the beginning

children of men

Mid left is Seventh Seal. It's about time for a change up in mine as well, not sure what exactly, may remove Thin Red Line as three Malicks is a little redundant and upon rewatching it, it wasn't as powerful and some things were distracting.
Nice, titles?

I didn't really like the Revenant either but I attribute that to the script and Innarutu. The cinematography was on point in that film.

See this? It's a whale made from the ash of Mt. St. Helens. It was given to me by a distant relative over 20 years ago. It means a great deal to me. I would beat your skull into pieces with this without blinking, you faggot.

yea and i mean the cinematography for the long action indian attack felt forced otherwise use it was good cinematography

>lotrfag detected
id taze your ass and then break your jaw off with it

>Children of Men is one of Chivos only missteps in his career

His first ASC win and an Oscar nomination is a clear misstep, that's for sure

>>lotrfag detected
Nope I find those threads just as obnoxious.

>he didnt get the motif and novikov self consistency principle

Well good. To be honest nobody usually talks potter that much on here except recently, but a good amount of people really like certain ones, and for good reason Yates and Cuaron can direct and i found the films way better than the books plus the production all around is top notch

I'm fairly new to cinema

Welcome. I'd say based on your taste, you prefer grand and compelling stories to prominent visual style, so I recommend Paul Thomas Anderson and Ingmar Bergman.

Thank you. I quite enjoyed TWBB so I'll check out PTA's other works

Cool, that's the one I had in mind. Although I wasn't a huge Boogie Nights fan, I'd bet you'll enjoy it. Once you get around to his latest two, keep an open mind and be willing to rewatch later on if they at first don't connect

Not a good thread so far

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People need to post movie titles. Otherwise this is worthless.

fixed

If you want to know one, ask

I'll keep that in mind

bottom mid?

Many are recognizable, otherwise ask. All the lesser known grids that have been here before have had titles listed at some point, so lurk more or ask for yourself

Bottom left, bottom centre, centre mid?

No Country for Old Men

>julien donkey boy
>satantango
Why?
Powell, Ray, Welles, De Sica and Pressburger are great, but I feel like you're trying too hard

Are you fucking kidding me?

La Jetèe, On the Silver Globe, Possession

kek
I watched it, but didn't remember that.

>Why?

heh

Nah, that guy's based, I doubt he's trying anything.

You don't feel comfortable when people question your taste?
Or are you another user

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this all kenneth anger?

I gotta say i don't know any of your movies exept Mullholand Drive

The Tree of Life / Apocalypse Now / The Master
Hunger / Mulholland Dr / In The Mood For Love
Barry Lyndon / Days of Heaven / Le Samourai

Watch all of them

And get cancer from the shit films they are