If the Purge was real, what would Sup Forums do?

If the Purge was real, what would Sup Forums do?

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rape cunnies

Stay home and shitpost.

Remember a few years ago when Purge 2 was shilled to shit on Sup Forums? I can't believe it's fucking happening AGAIN with the third one.

Jesus christ it's the same fucking OP too at least be original.

This.

run and fucking hide in the woods or something

Torrent movies without seeding.

use my japanese steel to clean up the streets

>Implying you wouldn't interrupt a furry party and be raped to death

Find and kill you OP

continue to not be an American

I'm not into murder

definitely rape though

Leave the toilet seat up.

in all honesty, probably nothing. I dont want to hurt anyone.

eat sushi and not pay

find OP and do the thing

The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

t. Jew

>rig my whole house with Home Alone tier traps
>turn people into skeletons
>profit

Shoot people committing crimes. Basically be Batman for a night.

Jaywalk

I remember when the first one was literally without a doubt shilled here, it was so incredibly obvious.

I would go find my qt neighbor and go kill niggers with her.

shitpost thousands of people while we all watch the livefeeds
>user: i just heard the doorbell niggas
>Anon2: answer it pussy
>Anon3: ayy

What if you accidentally fall victim to one of your own traps, though?

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:^)

She'd stab you in the back for Jamal.

post soft porn on a blue board

He would end up on America's Funniest Purge Deaths

>Look at this old man who went to chainsaw someone to death and slipped on a banana peel

>Coming up next the man who got caught in his own trap got found months later hanging upside down in his basement

like a moderately right wing comment about correlation of the migrants and crime on facebook

Kill yourselves :^)

Well then Jamal's beast rage would kill her too so it'd be just desserts.

Actually doesn't sound half bad, desu senpai.

misgender a tranny

Probably piss myself a lot and get killed.
I might cry like a baby too.

If I'm lucky I could kill someone else

Wish I was in a movie that wasn't hot trash

Wouldn't people mostly just steal?

Would the best Purge gamethreads be on Sup Forums or Sup Forums?

Sounds like an episode of Tales From The Crypt.

Shitpost in happening threads

What would Walmart be like on Purge day?

>Live in wealthy, rural white neighbourhood
Load up all my guns, barricade doors and windows and set up cameras, then just fap and shitpost for 24 hours

>Muhammad from Sweden

pretty much, some people might also kill people they know, and famous people (especially politicians) would be in trouble. i doubt we'd see a whole lot of random murder, but it would definitely happen.

hide in bushes and pick off anyone that tried to mess with my home. i live in a very small town, people looking to take stuff would probably be the worst

Chasebowls get deleted on Sup Forums
PurgeBowls would probably be on Sup Forums

Sup Forums

Die

I imagine it would be like black Friday except with slightly more murder

Stay indoors and marathon Twin Peaks or something else that'll keep my mind off of the horrid screaming, gunfire and rape going on outside.

I live in a defenseless old people's neighborhood right next to a highschool that contains some of the worst degenerate criminal students on earth.

It is real, and I do tell anyone who considers watching it that it will only make them dumber

>If the Purge was real

I've lived in Detroit for the past 4 years.

The purge is real... except its every goddamned day and the killers/killed are always niggers.

Collect $200 after going to jail in Monopoly

Thuuuuuug life

The sad part about the Purge series is that it's a prime example of a great idea with poor execution. Like really, a night where all crime is legal? That's a fucking great plot for a movie. But look what it turned into. Just another dime-a-dozen home invasion movie with jump scares and stupid bullshit. The worst is how they keep trying to push some dipshit political message about "wealthy bad poor good". Fuck off with that shit. These movies could have been so much more than they were but they just ended up proving that Hollywood ruins everything it touches these days.

Quiet inside, a bloodbath outside. If you don't think the Waltons would hire mercs to snipe darkies from the rooftop of every WalMart, you don't know the Waltons.

Hell, I'd do it for free.

>we will never relive the comfy fun of egyptbowl on Sup Forums

i think it's a great example of a movie that is perfectly tailored for its targeted audience

the poorly educated

fill up my hybrid and cruise down the 99 for 12 hours until it's over

does the purge have rules like you can't break into people's homes or something?

>a prime example of a great idea with poor execution. Like really, a night where all crime is legal? That's a fucking great plot for a movie

>a night where all crime is legal? That's a fucking great plot for a movie.
no it isn't. it's fucking ridiculous.

if I had the balls to kill someone I wouldn't need some meme day, so I wouldn't do anything, just hide.

would the purge be something that only happens in the US or worldwide?

Goddammit, can we just agree that once they are done milking The Purge series, the final film's protagonist is going to be some OP Gary Stu who evades and brutally defeats the forces of the New Founding Fathers extremely easly and breaks every rule of The Purge and ends up blowing up Washington with nukes and makes philosophical speeches and shit like that
(INB4 above actually happens)

shitholes don't need it, it's purge day 24/7 yet the US would have it so i don't know

worldwide, but borders would still need to be maintained. can't have nukes launching just because its cool one day of the year

>People can commit crime
>So they do

Maybe if you life in urban areas this would be an issue, but I'd literally just get a gun, sit at home, and not expect anything to happen.

>Like really, a night where all crime is legal? That's a fucking great plot for a movie

would Sup Forums be more heavily moderated or less during purge?

Go and molest all the feet

I can assure you id be out there raping and murdering until I was raped and or murdered.

YOU CAN EAT A BUNCH OF SUSHI THEN FORGET TO LEAVE A TIP

>Like really, a night where all crime is legal? That's a fucking great plot for a movie

>The purge is real... except its every goddamned day and the killers/killed are always niggers.

Are you me?

Try living in east Memphis senpai... niggers purging niggers errday.

>tfw live in the urban South

Killed by rampant gang of 50 dindus lmao.

>rural
>wealthy

farmers are scum i hope you die

continue to exceed the speed limit

go away shill, you don't understand how our memes work

Eat your ass OP

>A blonde female senator wants to end the Purge for the sake of the poor people and the dindu nuffins that are hurt by it is targeted by a conspiracy constructed by an evil cabal of old white men that want to preserve their power. There's even a scene where a fanatical all-white Christian church prepares to dissect her as some kind of religious tribute to the Purge itself.

Government employees of rank 10 and higher are immune to the purge so it'd probably just be celebrities getting wrecked by stalkers.

Beat me to it.
I wouldn't fap for weeks in anticipation of all the qts that I;d plug with batter.

Your bloated pedo ass would get out of breath before you got out your front door.

So you're saying the waltons would kill their best customers... lol

>rape is wrong
>murder is perfectly fine though
Explain

kill cunny rapists

You bastard

Your the guy that stole rice during the London riots arnt you?

>what is New England

dipshit

Either hide deep in the woods/hills to wait it out or go have sex with attractive young girls.

I do not know whether fear or lust would be stronger that night.

>implying i care what some hick who deals in dirt has to say

that was your first mistake

watch Jurassic park 3 and enjoy it

the only thing you'll be cleaning up is the doritos off your sweaty man tits you fuckin weaboo

I would leave America and never come back. I'm still waiting for the movies to address why people don't flee the country.


Also, I love how the slogan for Purge: ELECTION YEAR is "Keep America Great" as in, This is what America looks like when it's been made "great again".

Take a fat shit on my neighbor's yard

the absolute madman

...

I'm going to write a script about a heist that happens during the purge, since that seems a lot more interesting. I'm sure they'll take it.

Ahahaa u mad? I would literally slice you into a million pieces you little faggot

a week or 2 before I'd lock up all my valuables in a hidden safe buried in a forest then go on holiday somewhere cosy, returning a day or 2 after the purge hoping that no one burned down my house