Just paid $200 for a backpage escort and didn't even come. Ask me anything

Just paid $200 for a backpage escort and didn't even come. Ask me anything.

Meant to say cum

how was your day

Could've been better

sorry to hear that, always could of been worse though

Takes more than 200 to cum in this economy.

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Was the penis feminine?

No there was a vagoo

How skanky was she?

Rbgfe? Gfe? Does she provide BBBJWCIM? Obv you could not finish. How was it otherwise?

What was her menu like?

Screening?

Pretty skanky but she was decent looking

I do not know what these acronyms mean

She charged extra for oral and wouldn't ride me because in her words "that's too personal"

Also I have cats and this bitch was making a weird sound with her throat the whole time because she has fucking cat allergies

KEK

what's it like to waste money to be unsatisfied?

Pretty unsatisfying

you were better off just jacking off. you'd be 200 dollars richer.

Thanks captain hindsight

STOP MASTURBATING SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey my escort is en route, do i tip her if she makes me cum? (ad said 500)

Bruh she better be a goddess if you're paying 500

Fuck I'm disappointed that I know what BBBJWCIM means

Are you on cape cod? I'm currently wondering if my girl friend is a prostitute on cape cod.

Welp, sorry to hear that man.

Also, sauce on that GIF?

Gfe is for fags

Nah man Milwaukee

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basically this. if you watch alot of porn or masturbate often you will have more troubles trying to cum when you fuck.

lets see some pics from her backpage user. also green text us the experience

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