I finally ordered an onahole yesterday. The total is like 76 bucks or something (shipping is a bitch) but it hasn't shipped yet which means I can still cancel it.
What should I do Sup Forums? Am I degrading myself or does it not fucken matter?
Anyone with experience that can give me a suggestion?
Girls get vibrators and no one cares. Treat yourself.
When I want a wank it seems like a fucken no brainer to get it but as soon as I cum, it's like a moment of clarity and I think of how much of a waste of money it would be. I want it but I don't want to regret it...
Steer me straight Sup Forums!
Buy it, use it, then compare it to just gripping banana peels and fapping with them and realize that nothing beats organic
Organic bananas?
Bump
Who cares about wasting a bit of money? Everything we do in life is to waste time. That usually costs money.
So i say do it.
Masturbate furiously.
have no regrets.
Side not. When masturbating furiously. Try to break a bit of skin. Its not masturbating furiously until the skin breaks a lil.
No regrets OP.
Got one myself and it's fucking great, treat yoself.
takumi-kun.
my nigga
smoke weed, then use hole
I think I'll just stick to masturbating "vigorously."
Be proud that human civilization, engineering, and progress of our species has led to the ability to order an UNLIMITED VARIETY of sex toys. Seize the day and ram it like it's nobody's business.
Never thought this would be so possitively supported. Thanks for giving me confidence guys.
BTW! Check out this dude that goes by infernal monkey. I guess he has a website dedicated to onahole reviews and the like, they're funny as fuck too. (that's where this whole ona thing started for me) just wanted to give a shout-out!
Live like a windrammer as you fuck, OP. Destoy that Onahole and send it back. They'll know who's the bitch and send your money back.
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Fucking kek
"Hurr durr just get a gf" is honestly what i expected in the replies. I guess we have to be honest with ourselves, a lot of us are single or our gfs can't fuck all the time. Do your thing man. People buy games for 60 bucks and then get a 10 hours out of em, and they aren't even that good. Do your thing, just be sure to get a good one. Going for a 70 dollar one seems like a good plan, don't start cheap.
a lot of sluttty bitchez of your city wanna be fucked on zhh.ink
I totally expected the same. I can't believe everyone in the thread is 100% cool about it. And yeah, I kinda don't even have much to spend money on, I just have money chilling in my account, guess I'm gonna put it to good use! Thanks for the words of wisdom bro!
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I like my fleshlight, but it's a hassle to clean when my roommate's around, so I only use it when he takes a trip.
Np. Funny thing is I don't have one either. Well, not really one. A cheap 25 dollar one, not that bad. The real cost is lube. I hear you can make that stuff cheap if you know what you're doing. And honestly, if it doesn't weird you out, you can just use spit. It works, and it's the cheapest option. Also the cleanup can take a bit. If it's cyberskin or something similar, you want a special cleaner (or light soap and water i hear). Then apply cornstarch to draw out remaining moisture and keep it clean and dry. Takes some time, but it can be done.
Good ones are really soft and feel great.
Get a good water-based lube, not the silicone stuff. I've heard that'll eat through whatever they're made of...
kek
damn lmao
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wtf user
The best feeling one I've had was a cheap ~$20 anime-themed one I got off of toydemon.
It was so soft, I rammed that thing every day, till my dick blew the side out of it. I never was able to find it online again...
Damn. I ordered some lube with it, but I never thought about the lube being expensive or the clean up. Guess I'll figure shit out as I go! I've only ever had a tenga egg, but it was just to small and uncomfortable. It was really good in the way that it wasn't just my hand or a tissue or something.
> Am I degrading myself or does it not fucken matter?
It doesn't fucking matter, it's just a masturbation tool
keep it. I have a good dozen of them, shit's good man
True, guess I'm overthink it. I just feel like buying an onahole and still being a virgin is pretty fucken lame..
A lot of people buy lube, it's pretty normal. Im just a cheal fuck XD. I turn it inside out and coat it with spit. Kinda weird, i feel like a spider making a web or something, but who really cares? Oh, and id look into either warming lube or an onahole warmer. Again, i don't have one, but I have noticed that i don't care for cold spit as much. The cleanup aint too bad. The worst for me is cornstarch. It keeps getting everywhere, i reccommend putting something down or applying it over a sink. Also, add small amounts until it's all applied. You'll add too much very easily. Im making this sound complex, but im a bit detail obsessive, lol.
OP ahegao pic source?
I have a warmer too, I never use it, totally useless. the warmth goes away in a couple minutes anyway and you need to warm that shit for like 20 minutes. not worth it
Depends on your age, though we aren't all lucky. Still try to get a gf (or bf, i don't actually know you) for the many good reasons there are. An onahole can't replace a gf/bf, but having one doesn't really mean anything. Just don't think of it as a replacement for one, though i doubt you would.
Really? Huh, well maybe ill save my money when i get around to buying one. The op reminded me that ive been looking at those full ass onaholes, or the ones with tits. Wonder if those are any good. Expensive, but they look very good.
Hit up the ahegao thread on /h/. That's where I got it from. No sauce so far though.
just buy more lube instead. japan lube is cheap when you order them online. only thing ruining it is the shipping but it's okay if you buy the hole with it.
2 good lubes I've tried are ona tsuyu and ubu jiru. also western lube is usually shit, I've tried it too and it doesn't even compare
21? Feels stupid even saying it. Not that I can't get one. I've actually turned down more girls than they have to me. I have this weird complex of wanting to be perfect and I have high expectations for myself and the chick though. Gonna throw that philosophy out the window for a sec though, I'm slamming the next decent honey that shoots me a smile. Just to get my foot in the door, know what I'm saying?
I fuckin' want one of these huge ones.
Haha that's definitely putting all your fucken chips down. I think those thing are around 300 bucks or something. I'd love to pound one of those things but I don't feel it's worth it. (Personally)
those are ona hips. they're usually expensive and heavy, making shipping expensive too
never tried one but they're good for hands-free stuff
Don't be too picky man. If you don't like it, worst that's gonna happen is a breakup. They suck, you'll hurt, but you build character. You learn what's wrong with you and who you aren't compatible with. You aren't stuck with the same girl forever, either.
God yes. Not the pillows though, personally.
The full size ones, yeah. There are smaller ones that run cheaper, but the full ones are fuckin pricey. Also, good luck hiding that discretely. And good fucking luck EXPLAINING it to someone XD.
I feel like everyone in this thread would enjoy this movie..
Diamonds.
Any one have a link to buy one of these?
No thanks, I watched Ex Machina...
>$930
Jesus fucking christ...
seductivemidnightcandyshop.com
that'd be too big for me. I only have loli onaholes and if I were to buy a hip, it'd be loli one too
Haha WTF does that have to do wit this?
That AI will seduce you, then try to kill you.
Protip: Don't make your own
Oh, well there's no AI in this, it's a movie about a dude who buys a big fuck doll and tells everyone in town it's his girlfriend. And he acts like she's alive and gives her a personality and all this. It falls more into the "Heart Warming Comedy" genre. Real good though.
Ohh shit, sorry.
I think I was thinking of "Her"
First time I watched that movie I was depressed. Second time I watched it I couldn't take any of it seriously because of how high the men's pants were in the movie. The whole thing is like hipster satire, it's hilarious.
>loli onahip
The prophet Mohammed once said what seems like a fucken no brainer before you cum often feels like animal abuse in the moment of clarity afterwards.
Get yourself a good goat brother,
Done this a few times on opioids, 3 hours of jerking and still didn't finish
Invest in a very large buttplug. You'll thank me later.
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OP, be a real man and channel Andrei Chikatilo, get the pussy out of real women and fashion your own epic fleshlight, sure it will decay but the feeling would be amazing yes, get some chemical heating pads in that shit to make it warm, just need a sewing kit really man post that project thread up here its gonna be epic bro
what if someone finds that shit in your room ? the intense point of singularity of that epic embarrassment will undo all the pleasure of this thing temporally both forwards and backwards in a heartbeat. Are you ready for the consequences of living such a life ?
I keep mine tucked under the far side of my bed, between it and my nightstand.
Thank god I don't live with family, and my roommate doesn't come into my room (that I know of)
your roomate probably uses it, and faps furiously to the simple thought of you owning it.
I have a raspberry pi with camera, I need to set it up as a security camera in my room.
Source?
You sure you wanna know?
Looks like Kuro from Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya. check parodies of that.
Go to craiglists and find a big nice dick to suck instead OP, you'll love it 1000x more than a pocket vagina
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Just get yourself unaddicted to the porn-induced dopamine rush. That's all it is atm. You've become a slave to it.
That took some googling, worth it.
youtube.com
You will only further imprison yourself
free yourself of the vagina user, it controls your life, do not become a slave to it.
Fuck you, robot.
