Episode 10 spoiler edition
BENEATH THE GOLD!
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Azor Jon!
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So we all agree this was the best episode of the last 3 seasons?
Who is our rightful king /got/?
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Stop enjoying things
Nth for GOAT Wizard King
>You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
Eulogy for Wun Wun when?
1 more episode left and this cesspool of shitposting will finally end
>Someone literally selected Dany
Why are you even coming to these threads whoever you are?
there's only one true king
>Good guys get BTFO by bad guys
>No real chance of winning
>Heroes are gonna get killed
>X saves the day at last minute
ORIGINALITY.
Serious question didn't Jaime tell Brienne no one knows the story about why he killed Aerys?
Reminder that Bran could have stopped this but chose not to
Well, congratulations! You got yourself flanked! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
EXPERT GUIDE TO WESTEROSII BATTLE TACTICS
BEST TACTICS
>CHARGE
>SHOOT OWN MEN
>CHARGE MORE
>IF THAT FAILS, CHARGE
>DEFENSIVE TACTICS
>LET YOURSELF GET SURROUNDED SLOWLY WHILST STANDING STILL
>IF THAT FAILS
>TRY TO RUN INTO A SPEAR WALL
BONUS GUIDE FOR GIANTS
>DO. NOT. USE. WEAPONS
>DISREGARD RANGE ADVANTAGE
Reminder that Cleganebowl is happening next week.
GET
HYPE
cute
MFW manchildren watch this show unironically
Sandor's gonna appear in Winterfell next episode and reveal Littlefinger got Ned killed.
You all know it's true.
>Aegon 3rd place
>Is neither a meme choice nor in the show
D&D BTFO
>letting your only giant go into a medieval battle without any armor, weapons or at least a fucking shield
>gets peppered with arrows and dies
WHY WHY WHY
He's like a dog chasing cars
>rooting for anyone other than Jonerys Targaryen
kill yourselves tbqh
Based Jon's brother thread
Thank you OP
I'm so pumped for him appearing next episode.
C U T E
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No Ghost vs Ramsey's dogs made me rage.
haha what a picardy am I right?
He's a big guy.
HOW IS THE GOD OF LIGHT REAL IF OUR EYES AREN'T REAL
>story is told in Ramsay's pov as he gets in over his head in all kind of situations due to his extreme bad luck and misunderstandings.
It wasn't a bad epusodes but the Total War players will come to tell you how the battle was shit because it didn't go along their expectations.
>no gendry
kys
Reminder that Bran is king of everything and is playing god just to fuck with everyone
I think by now it's pretty clear that Daenerys will sit on the iron throne.
>Alive
>Stannis
Game of Thrones SRPG with waifus when
I was fully expecting The National with "The Last of the Giants" over the credits.
I found qt Russian streamer that looks like Emilia Clarke
>don't give your giant a weapon
>don't give him makeshift wooden armor
>don't have him carry around a big door as a shield or something
>don't utilize your giant as the centerpiece of your battle strategy
ALSO
DONT SCOUT FOR INCOMING ARMIES
EVER
You forgot the part where you wait for CIA to save the day.
i would do really disgusting things to him
what makes you think that?
>Knowing glances between Daenerys and Yara at the expense of all the men who have underestimated them
>Sansa watches her (white male) rapist get violently killed with a triumphant look on her face
Was this the most feminist episode of GoT yet? All we needed was the sneks and it would have been PERFECT?
Reminder that Salsa is the villain of the season and Bran will have to end her in season 7.
>literally being trampled to death
>piled under several hundred pounds of dead weight
>not only climbs out successfully
>but RUNS IN A CHASE ON FOOT VS RAMSEY ON HORSE
>all of this happening after murdering a hundred men by luck
What is this super power that the Starks have? Aria and now Jon are able to be on the brink of death in one scene but the next they are miraculously healed as if nothing happened.
Do they even watch the shit they're spewing?
Well, fuck, more sneks.
>some still believes he's dead
What the fuck? The episode was nicely shot but too many beyond-retarded events. Really, really, REALLY dumb.
And let's be clear on this:
If I EVER (and I mean EVER) again see another fantasy/middle ages battle and there is a sizable army coming from out of nowhere and charging in, I am going to choke a bitch.
Did Littlefinger really bring the forces of the Vale just so he could go balls deep in Salsa?
>this fucking shot
>Blackfyre shit
>Azor Jon's brother
What the fuck comfy Jon
>despite this, he storms the gates of the castle, knowing he'll die for the greater good, and his friend.
i'm not crying.
facial blindness is a sign of autism, seek help
...
lbr we know who the lord of light really is
>365 days until season 7
>just for 7 episodes
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft hahahahaha
Because it would be silly of D&D to cut the guy who's going to be sitting on the throne at the end of the whole saga.
He's dead inside. He just hates this show but is still forced to appear again because of a contract.
THE BITTER STEEL!
Fog of war, Ramseys scouts were sniped, no intel, no radar.
Cybran OP
Both Jon and Sansa are responsible for the needless deaths of many, many men. Including Wun Wun. And Jon is a complete failure as a commander.
>sending in your cav units first
>engaging your cav into their's when you have spearmen standing by
>don't use your cav to flank their archers/ infantry
>killing YOUR OWN FUCKING MEN
0/10 shit tactics get fucking good.
in the books ghost is 6 feet tall standing on all 4 legs.
it's no contest.
is this what the throne room will look after cersei burns everything down
man, i wish you were right, but D&D are shit writers, they don't have the brainpower to manage more than two stories at the same time
Can we just ban the trope of reinforcements arriving at the perfect time in a battle forever
So the spoilers were true dat. Guess we get to see Tommen and Marge become kill next week for the finale!
PRESTON WHEN?
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
I swear to god I'll fucking destroy shit if they waste any minute of only 7 episodes next season with a cock or fart joke, or useless "tell me a joke" scenes.
Even better, instead of Varys going to Kings Landing to kill Kevan and Pycelle, Qyburn will do that instead, and Varys will go to Dorne to negotiate so Dany can land her army there
>"Stannis is dead. I cut his head off."
>"Did I remember to tell you that Stannis is dead?"
>"He's dead. Stannis, I mean."
>"We're talking about Stannis again, that dead guy?"
>"Yes. She killed Stannis. He's dead."
Basically in every episode of this season. You would be a fool to believe that.
The best part is he'd probably love it
she looks as much as emilia as i do with jamie lanister
i'm black.
whats this from?????
lmao
>"... and then this guy from the riverlands comes in and offers the hand of the real Sansa Stark to me in marriage! I thought to myself 'Ramsay this might finally be your lucky day! You'll get to marry the true heir to the north so maybe people from all over the region won't need to kill you anymore!'. And a fine lass she was I might add."
I scored above average on the Cambridge Face Memory Test
If Ramsay were on offense, I'd agree
But Ramsay was on defense, and the Warden of the North should know when a Vale army is in his territory
Why didn't they give Wun Wun some fucking armor.
That fat fuck could wear around 50mm pure steel armor from top to toe
At least the Battle of Ice in the books is being set up to contain no riders of Rohan.
it was a shit episode
disagree = reddit
Yeah Ramsay should have used his infantry as fodder, not his cavalry, he could have at least fought back against the Vale if any of his cavalry had survived
Fuck off, Dany is one of the last remaining good characters in the show. You should take your "waah muh women taking over the show" elsewhere.
you know that dead scouts are even more concerning than bad news, right?
>Dany's dragons are always shown as badass and get all the cool shit and are OP as fuck in all their scenes
>Jon's one giant isn't even allowed to have a fucking club or some shitty armor
>gets killed by fucking archers which could have been prevented by giving him a fucking shield
Honestly I think Jon forgot he even had a giant in his army until he broke down the gates of Winterfell for him
Rumors about an advancing army do not spread? The King in the North has no informants? This is beyond unrealistic.
No, I never want to see this again. Some messenger coming with an advance warning that an enemy army is just hours (or better: days) away? Okay. But this? No way.
You'd be a fool to believe that they have been talking about his death this much and don't intend it as a mechanism of storytelling. Characters that are actually dead are not remembered in that way.
Reminder that CIA saved the day, not fucking Sansa.
>give him massive tower shield
>hid army being him
>give everyone long bows
>???
>Ramsey pin cushion
Ned named Jon, right? Was it after Jon Arryn?
I feel like Rhaegar "The Raving Rapist" Targaryen would want to name his chosen one Ice/Fire child something cooler or valyrian.
They would never have won if it weren't for Bear Island's 62 fighting men. Lady Mormont for Queen of the North.