Yesterday I was having a nice day until I went home and discovered my wife had been using my laptop...

Yesterday I was having a nice day until I went home and discovered my wife had been using my laptop. I even had it fucking password lock, but for some reason my wife was able to get into it. I had a whole file dedicated to loli, but what I had in a folder that was hidden deep in my PC was all of my KP. So I walked into the house and the bitch flips on me. I'm like "what's wrong", she shows me the laptop with the KP playing. I'm like wtf are you doing with my laptop, she threatens to go to the police and storm's out and takes the kids with her. she says she doesn't trust me around our kids anymore. What should I do?

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nice trips. go fuck yourself

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You got trips, that should be enough consolation

Fucking forced memes should by punished by rape

accept that you are a bad person and enter a downward spiral of depression, alcohol abuse and excessive drug use until you either OD and die or a family member calls round and cuts your worthless throat.

sick faggot.

hope the cancer gets you before your guilt does.

She took the kids and my laptop and I think she is staying at her mother's house. I've been calling all day but she's not picking up. It's not like I was cheating on her or anything, hell I could've been downloading it for research purposes, I could have seen one of those little boys in the video walking down the street and offered my help.... because I'm the type of guy that helps people. I would be the only one who would know what this boy is going thru and other people would just see another kid.

Go directly to jail, do not pass go?

This is getting old man

Lol research, downloads CP for research. Ok.

You're a fucking retard that deserves this
l2 hide your life ruining porn

Turn yourself into the police. Seek psychiatric help.

Kpop is fucked up dude.
Don't ever post that shit.

Korean's fucking suck you dumbass.

a guy at my work recently got done by the australian version of the FBI

they pretended to be a 14 year old girl and he took the bait. the ironic part is he was one of the IT guys at work, how does someone who works in IT get scammed like that

he got arrested with a bum bag full of USB sticks

his wife has changed her facebook so her surname is back to her maiden name. i had a bit of a giggle about it

nbnnews.com.au/2016/10/13/two-charged-after-separate-covert-investigations-into-child-grooming/

I need more KP

Buy scalpel, apply anesthetic on ball sack. Cut open ball sack. Cut spermatic cords. Remove balls. Stitch back up. Job done. You will now have no problems.

I call bull shit nobody downloads anything anymore. must be a really old fag 45+

More this. Fuck sakes you idiots need to lurk moar...

You should kill yourself, because you're shit at bait.

Failing that, you should kill yourself because pedo.

youtu.be/b7f8CL3GZMI

Prepare your anus. Jail gon' be fun for you boy.

Not much to do. You are fucked and even if you decide to take responsibility and get therapie your family will never return. But it's all your fault for being a fucking nigger attracted to children, so you deserve it. Good reaction by your ex.

obviously the only real solution here op is to confirm her suspicions and fuck your kids, once she realizes she was right all along she'll calm down. by not fucking your kids you're essentially getting into a nonverbal argument with her and saying she's wrong and since that is anathema to woman there's really only the aforementioned course correction you can make.

You know you're on Sup Forums when a guy walks into the house and is confronted by the wife with cp playing on the laptop and the first reaction is 'wtf are you doing on my laptop'

The bitch just called me back she says she just turned in the computer to the authorities and she says a warrant for my arrest has been issued I'm now driving around in my dad's old truck trying to figure out how I'm going to make that bitch pay for this....all I ever wanted was to be able to cum and not think twice about it but know my life is fucking ruined all because my whore of a wife wants to get out of our marriage.... I wouldn't have to look at this stuff if me and her had sex more often and now I'm fucked

Kill your kids. That way your wife can learn to trust you again

and you're surprised?as a woman i think i would do exactly the same. don't expect to see your kids anytime soon
how can she be sure you're not going to molest your children if you're in that kind of stuff?

time to empty out the bank and drive to mexico then fly to a country that doesn't extradite and restart your life, preferably one that is okay with lolis

specious argument; just cuz you're a kiddy diddler doesn't mean you'll want to fuck your own children. i like to fuck women does that mean i want to fuck my mom or adult sisters? mostly just playing doubles advocate since op's in for a real doggy dog world when he gets to prison

Where the fuck did you hide it?
How the fuck do you fail at something as basic as hiding porn you retard.
Get an encrypted container if there's a chance someone could find something embarrassing.

>my whore of a wife
>says a dude who jerks off to kids and HAS kids.

So much bait.

As if you would let your wife take your laptop.

Wtf, if you bait, then try to bait with something realistic.

I know that but STILL. MOst pedophiles have children themselves and they never touch them but I wouldn't feel safe around a husband who is sexually attracted to kids.

Kill yourself sick pervert. Enjoy prison and prepare your anus faggot

Well you can end up dead just like my whore wife

It's devils advocate fucking retard

Y'all niggas posting in a pasta bread.

Where did you get the KP? I need that info for my math homework

It's not your wife that is attracted to little children. I hope you realize one day how fucked up in the mind you are

Devil's advocate idiot.

Hope ur wife tells everyone about u so when u walk in the street nobody lets you near their kids hahaha
fucking retard

youtu.be/b7f8CL3GZMI
It the same place I go to for the best KP on the web

why da fuq do you have lolis their fucking retarded porn

Your poor kids. The embarrassment they're gonna go through after all of this blows.

If this isn't bait I truely hope you will get beaten and raped every single day for the rest of your lousy life.

I have kids, and spent most of friday night comforting my friend who us 30+ and still miserable because her step dad molestes her.

Oh yeah and I just sent in an application as a digital forensics investigator where my job would be to catch pedo's I hope I get it. Would love to give pedos jailtime knowing how much pain they will be in from the other prisoners.

Ps you could also just kill yourself

YOU SHOULD BE RAPED TO DEATH YOU FILTHY FUCKING PEDO KIKE

>something something i was just pretending to be retarded

I mean that and doggy dog world was a dead giveaway of shitposting. Unless this is an elaborate ironic falling for the bait counter shitposting. Hold me, I don't know what's real anymore.

Yeah there couldn't be a greater crime of convenience than 'i want to fuck little kids and here are a couple who inherently love and trust me rather than going out and doing all the work of finding some'.

Hope your waifu never lets you to see your children sicko!!!

Don't lie to us, pervert. You tried to touch your little girl's private parts, didn't you? You told her it was a secret betweed you and her. And you made little Timmy watch it. You told him it was just a game and that it was normal

Fuck you and your whore friend I hope her step dad comes back to finish the job because she is nothing but an attention whore just like you self but I can bet she didn't give you the pussy maybe you need to ask her step dad for tips

Child rapist confirmed. Hope you get balls cancer piece of shit

OP, do this planet a favor and kill yourself

well maybe he'd stop raping them if they stopped being so damn sexy. i don't have an appropriate image so enjoy the lady godiva

i know you think lolis are harmless and they are, but first why do you have a folder, do you jerk of to them? if no then your wife thinks your a pedophile because you see to a women they dont understand that we will masturbate to anything even if we will never do it. to them its your a pedophile. sorry bro that shit holds up in court

Too bad you don't have a real wife like Huma, who would stick by your side even through an interrogation.

>implying only sexy people/children get raped

Nope. Most rapes are downies that look like potato people or otherwise disabled kids. Cps are disgusting faggots who have self control issues.

Follow the link for free little girls.com

>not hiding KP on external USB
>not protecting it in ZIP Password folder
>not setting the file to "hidden"
>not cleaning your drive with C-Cleaner
>not shredding the files after use
>not hiding your laptop
>not hiding laptop / usb from wife
>using shitty passwords
>actually downloading it

You dumb nigger

sounds like those pedos just have shitty taste then, here's a picture of a prostitute

you get what you order,
perv

Edgy teen, it had nothing to do with attention but the mere fact pedos are ruining childrena lives and adulthood

>ITT 30+ ppl waiting for "KP" to get posted

Forced meme? What are you talking about new friendo ;^)

Dude, just put a mustache on and you can start a new life.

like really you should have fucking forced the laptop off of her a domestic voilence is nothing compared to cp. RIP IT FROM HER, then fucking pull the hdd out pull it apart put the platters in the microwave and blast them.


then get the platters and smash them and blend them then flush the dust, as for the computer obliterate the cunt.

also you should have been using a encryped drive with auto dismounts

im saying bait

>a folder that was hidden deep in my PC
So by that you mean a folder named "pls don't open this FBI"

Bruh I saw this exact same shit like a month ago

>HIT THAT BITCH HARD

dubs of truth.

Checked.
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This honestly sounds like the plot of an It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode, and you are Frank.

ketamine pizza?

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HE DID IT! ABANDON BREAD

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This again?

Contact a lawyer, start getting a defense together. The defense being that she broke into your laptop and downloaded cp to frame you, take the kids, and rape you in the divorce.

Murder is always an option, too. It will be harder the longer you wait, because you have to take out anyone she's told as well.

This, fucking newfaggots

>research purposes

I missed, what happened?

it was daisy getting destructed mate.

nobody cares about botany faggot we came here for cp