Schalke vs Bayern #2

Renato Sanches is exposed edition

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1st for Sanches will score and you have to APOLOGIZE

sanchass get him off the field pls

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I will

loyal Buyern customer here

As of now, he's more likely to cause the game-deciding goal for Schalke 2bh

>falling for the black midfielder meme
Bayern had this coming

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>name field
this thread is better

*downvote*

this one was 1st

>Sporting fan

>schalke

S-sorry :D

>literally getting schooled by >schalke

what went wrong?

>schalke fans stealing the HU chant from iceland

nothing

fucking ribery cunt

i forgive you

fine this thread it is

How old is he?

>WHEN THE HALF ENDED I SAID FUCK BALL
>I WENT AND GOT SOME MARIJUANA
>BACK TO BENFICA WITH A RARI

>Embolo
Schalke has gone full meme

This thread sucks, Yoda.

What did Sanches do? I wasn't following the match.

POLACKENTANGO

They're hoping he still has some left over meme magic from the Portugal game.

Officially 19. In reality probably 25 or so.

Trollpost

JUST

no worries, can happen to anyone

oh shit, Embolo is on

woof

get off the fucking ground ribery

sorry, that spot is already filled by Lewa

being fucking shit

bring Costa

kek ribery

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Embolo Almani
The >schalke frequencies

kek

based Neuer

>that save

Why is that old black man lumbering around the pitch for Bayern?

Stambouli is a mediocre benchwarmer from Ligue 1 and Geis the white Xabi Alonso and future of the german national team. Why is Geis not starting ahead of him?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

he's asking the white people on the field for welfare

Wow racist.

Bayern SHOOK as fuck

remind me how much Buyern paid for Sanches

>the white Xabi Alonso

wut

>Die Latte von Neuer wackelt immer noch

-Skysport HD, 2016

Lewandowski whispering quietly to Ancelotti: "I'm the Ronaldo sama in this team. N-N-Notice me senpai."

Only Green can now save Buyern.

The boost they'll receive in the US will offset the loss in China from a possible draw.

Stambouli more defensive

Was martinez a defender before the meme manager?

Too much lol

Is Ribery finished?

€35m rising to €80m. Though if it ever reaches €80m, he'll have been worth it.

when is Robben back

80 million

Schalke actually look good. It's amazing what a difference a competent manager can make.

kek

I'll gladly take him back and sell it again for the same price.

Walkenhorst is such a cool name.

>he didn't see the match in frankfurt 2 weeks ago

they just defend good today

the moment they will start playing more offensively against weaker opponents, they will get exposed again

in two days

this game in a nutshell

i'm getting into bundes because i'm learning german and i thought commentaries were a fun way to get used to the language a bit

should i try following a team or is the league good to watch as a neutral?

'You' would do well to get half as much once people realise how shit this "youngster" is.

Istanbouli :^)

bayern has an italian coach

underrated

Baba>Sanches
Top lel

zzz

Why is Meyer not playing lads?

I thought he was really good at the olympics.

pick a team and embrace it

shit game lads

What a slow game

follow schalke

Does Huntelaar have a concussion or something?

schalke is out of power, goals incoming

>You

Huntelaar dead again

Kek

yeah i'll pass, sorry based Carletto

alright, i kinda like Herta
what am i in for?

Watch the simulcast
It's what I do when the losers I support don't play
Guaranteed goals

Sexy Max Meyer cumming on

>its an "Bayern will score by refball penalty in the last minute" episode

That's a pretty cool stadium, it looks about the same size as some of the NFL ones.

watch the kid coming on now, best german talent

At this point Sanches is legit having a shocker

And now the card
>that's a brilliant foul
english commentary

>Sanshit

they have 5 new players on the pitch

why is sanches so shit and slow?

>Sanches
So far he's been dominated by Goretzka and Baba

They aren't physically that much smaller but they have seats instead of benches so fewer people can fit

Just realised Bayern got completely blacked

>best german talent
isn't that every schalke player until someone else buys them?

>Hertha

Definitely a TOP5 boring club

Am I a fag if I want to kiss Goretzka on the tip of his penis

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