Help me guys

help me guys
can you tell me what that is?

Power Aids.

burst blood vessel from janking it to hard

Blood clot? Its right on the vein. Is it hard? (The spot, not the dick)

take scalpel and find out it. maybe it is only fat under skin. maybe its a parasite

It's just a fatty growth. Man the fuck up and go to the doctor and they will take care of it.

Medfag here
Press your finger on it lightly, how does it feel?

c for cancer

I'm no expert, but I think that is a penis.

looks like 2/3 of a cheerio.

It's a heart flipped to the side

...

It's called a dick kidney.
Lucky bastard...

Yeah! That's right. Happened to me some years ago.

Varicose Vain

Looks like a mutilated dick to me. Thank your parents.

for mutilating his dick?

GREAT SCOTT

exactly

Looks like a cashew. Did you jam a cashew in your peehole?

Thats a silicon dermal implant.

Thats cancer, you'll need to get your tiny dick removed

Looks like a macaroni to men put some cheese, some tomato sauce and enjoy your pasta my boy

Your dick head is really pointy

kekd

>putting tomato sauce on mac & cheese

a g-spot stimulator. a bit too near the root though

Looks like someone installed Gentoo on your dick, good luck troubleshooting that.

your dick has terminal autism

Sometimes circumcised retards get skin growths. Shit happens when your dad wants to take a piece of your dick as a trophy

KEKEKEK

oh man, if I had ssh to that dick, I'd totally

`brew update`
`brew install aids`
`brew uninstall anus strength`
`brew update black_roladex`

It looks like a varix vein on your dick.

I dont know but learn to fucking shave your pubeks so you dont look like you were just prepped for surgery.

Fucking retarded faggot

I'm afraid you have a brown shrimp in your dick OP

its a harden pimple of some sort ,dont know the exact name since english isnt my first language.
anways what you can do about it is wrap dental floss around the base and tighten as much as you can , wait a few hours and tie it tighter and tighter. untill it dies of and u can tie it so tight that it snaps of abd leaves u with a scar the size of a dot. best way if u want to get rid of it

Sífilis. In a little while your Dick and your balls will turn black and fall down. Youll have a little hole to urinate. Thats it.