Sup Forums, I have a confession to make.
I'm straight as a rod, but... I've been falling for trannies lately. These are words I would have never uttered a year ago, but I'm aching for tranny cock.
I want to suck a cute girl's dick, I want to get railed by her, I want her to cum all over my face. I want to feel her hot cum in my ass.
My one problem is that trannies IRL look like dudes in tiaras.
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Same but would never do it with a tranny uglier than Bayley Jay. Therefore it will remain a fantasy and I will fap to the hottest ones. :(
You're a faggot confused about your sexuality. Come to terms with it and deal with it. It's like you stupid cunts don't understand bisexual is a thing.
I'm not attracted to men at all you fucking homo.
> I want to suck a cute girl's dick
> girl's dick
*CATEGORY ERROR*
Girl = NO dick
Dick = NOT girl
Are you still in this shit?
i have two girls in home. one is my wife one is my girlfriend. we also think about shemales, because we like new experiences. i am pure hetero not bi. visually i like shemales because are very nice, penis is good bonus.
I'm attracted to anything that looks like a female. I'm sure this has a noun in tumblr talk, but I call it straight.
I'm in the same boat :( Maybe VR will make these things possible some day
>Girl
>Has a Dick
Pick one
Shit ps.
I don't want a tranny. I want a real girl with a cock. Girl bone structure, real boobs and girly hips but with a dick in the middle
This.
That's not a trap tho.
That's a girl.
shemales is many time well kept than most women.
>you
>man
Pick one.
Real girls don't have cocks you dumbshit. There are men who dress like girls. That's what you want a man who dresses like a girl. You're a faggot.
>My one problem is that trannies IRL look like dudes in tiaras.
Trannies IRL ARE dudes in tiaras.
What you want is a fantasy.
...
So happy fapping.
No, I'm asking for something that can't exist. Not some homo with a mutilated penis.
>I want to suck a cute girl's dick, I want to get railed by her, I want her to cum all over my face. I want to feel her hot cum in my ass.
If you just said 'I wanna fuck a tranny' I'd just say you were a straight guy looking to try something new. But to what a tranny to fuck your ass and cum on your face? Pretty gay.
Look man, im not gay and id fuck a trap. But getting fucked and taking a load to the face is faggot territory
youve seen nothing then
congrats, you've been on here for 6 months
Futa don't exist irl, crawl out of your basement from time to time maybe
I've thought about fucking a cute trap. I dont think I'd seek it out irl though. Too scared I'd get down to the sex and freak the fuck out.
...
I know and I'm totally content fucking normal women. But a man can dream, no?
Hermaphrodites do exist.
But they always end up picking one gender when they reach adult age.
Except trannies?
Most trannies aren't as well kept as you user. Most are man-sized bergs of man with man hands, man legs, man hips, man jaws and man-faces with man stubble ... and a dress, makeup (and the occasional tiara and other assorted bling).
I'm not saying its wrong or I don't understand it. To make the feminine "costume" in western society effective on a man all subtlety must go, and so garish amounts of makeup and jewelry can be applied. But we're very good at spotting sexual differences, since we're living animals and all animals are good at this. So a slightly lower hip-waist ratio, slightly bigger jaw and slightly to toned muscles are dead giveaways. An then come hair growth and height. All traits pointing towards a particular sex. And that's just really hard to disguise.
Thus most trannies look like men in tiaras. Which is fine. Enjoy the tiara, the feeling of the satin, the shine of the bling. Have fun user.
so you just gotta pick em young
Why not both!
Gay is being attracted to males. I am in no way, shape or form attracted to male body features
>male body features
Like, say, a penis?
>man hands
But I like smallish cute girly hands :(
>man hips
Yeah, can't admire a tranny's butt. Often times looks like a dude's.
They also have man-sized feet, which is possibly my biggest turn off, since I have a pretty grave foot fetish.
Since when did we live in a nudist society?
You want to be fucked up the ass by a tranny. The penis seems central to your attraction.
Then why a tranny, if "The penis seems central to your attraction"? I hope you're deliberately ignoring the missing piece here.
You wouldn't doubt great Abe would you?
>I'm straight as a rod, but... I've been falling for trannies lately. These are words I would have never uttered a year ago, but I'm aching for tranny cock.
>I want to suck a cute girl's dick, I want to get railed by her, I want her to cum all over my face. I want to feel her hot cum in my ass.
>Sup Forums in a nutshell
Man - jaw is the problem. And slim body is lyf.
I'd say it's not gay as long as the balls don't touch, but I really want to touch balls with a cute shemale. Just to see what it feels like, you know?
A lot of them look FINE if you tell them to wear a paperbag and not moan while fucking
I am just waiting the days where liberals win over and make it legal to start HRT for children to prevent male features from evolving.
Just hoping this happens soon, else I'd be that creepy old dude seen running around with trannies all day.
Well, you can do shading techniques to diminish the effect of the jaw. Especially if you know you're staying in the dim club light.
But yes, manjaw is very mannish. Which I guess is fine for most trannies since you want to be feminine sometimes, and a man at other times. At least with a manly jaw you're looking fine half the time.
Girls with strapons are okay too i guess. You retain all that female quality points, but you just lose the cum and realistic feel of the dick.
An acceptable trade imo
Yes, as long as it's long, thick, hard, and she rails me with it, it's okay.
Spit is a good alternative to cum, as long as she's down with it.
Sucks being a switch, cause your SO needs to not only be a switch, but you gotta be sure that your SUB moments go with her DOM, and the other way round.
this is the best pict in this thread!!
I've never seen an attractive tranny irl once
Maybe you did but couldn't tell
You're a disgusting fagot in denial. Kill yourself you dirty beaner
Pressing your balls against your body and another hot body feels amazing. Touching balls probably feels heaven like. Only reason why I'd want to fuck a shemale
Lmao. some of you guys need to spend some time away from Sup Forums. You're well on your way to becoming faggots.
>I'm straight as a rod, but
that means youre gay
Maybe. I look on backpages and Craigslist and they are all really fugly, although Craigslist doesn't exactly have top tier regular women
user, what part of "Straight as a Rod" did you not get?
Hes already a faggot the second you add "But" to the sentence " I'm straight as a rod" you know you're fucked, the problem isn't that hes gay it's the fact hes lying to himself about it and gets defensive when people call him a fag as seen above.
OP there is nothing wrong with being a poof, i've got plenty of poof mates as long as they don't come on to me they don't get a broken nose and after 2 years ago Christmas party non of em try anything, Stop lying to yourself and stop making up shit delusions about "feminine penis", If you were born with a dick you are a guy if a guy likes anything with a penis that isn't his own hes a poof.
the second you finally admit to being a Homo you will feel a lot better about yourself, Also 8/10 for making me reply to this troll post.
the cackling of the kike echoes from the darkness of his den
NOBODY EXPECTS A GUNGAN SEX POSITION
i don't think its completely fair to label gay and straight is to heads and tails.
when i grew dope some plants would be male, some female and some hermaphrodite, the hermaphrodite plants were sometimes more he than she or more she than he.
why would animals be any different?
between gay and straight it is a sliding scale for both females and males.
A human's genitalia defines 5% of their body surface. Why are you categorizing humans based on their genitalia?
Straight as this rod maby
Only closeted homos come into tranny threads to call people gay. The rest of us are drowning in too much pussy, ass, and dick to care
Girls don't have dicks. Congratulations on coming out though.
>i want to get railed and have cum on my face
>im not gay
fuck you. you mental faggot. at least normal faggots know and dont deny their faggotry.
you´re are jew kind of faggot.
an hero
can fuckers like you please go back to tumblr?
You want to get railed by a tranny... wow. Transwomen are mostly bottoms. They want get railed by a man.
You're much better off looking for a girl who is into pegging and femdom. That's what you really want.
The hottest pornog I have ever seen was a woman pegging and dominating a tranny faggot. Does this make me gay?
Just means you're into femdom. I think the attraction to traps is confused with the desire to be a trap. Not gay, and not far from normal.
Traps, hot as girls but easier to deal with and can't get pregnant.
you are bisexual, congrats on figuring that out.
also there are no girls with dicks only femdudes or dudes with boobs
if you are attracted to trannies, guess what you are attracted to men.
thats not how it works bro
just because she has a cute penis doesn't mean she is a man
I'd say you're straight, but I can't say I'd want to fuck a real trap, I feel like I'd get grossed out, fapping to it is different, so maybe you're a bit of a faggot but straight for the most part.
name?
You can fap to anything, as long as you would only have sex with a woman you are 100% heterosexual. I jerk off to gay porn, straight porn, bi porn, tranny porn, cartoon porn. I could jack off to a Gatorade bottle if I was horny enough.
I have only had sex with women and I will only have sex with women. This makes me heterosexual. Only confused children or trolls could come to a different conclusion.
> girl's dick
It's not a girl..
retard.
faggot
enjoy your AIDS.
why would you jerk off to gay porn tho, traps i can get cause they look like cuties, but gay porn does nothing for me
>just because she has a cute penis doesn't mean she is a man
That's a guy.
Dick Photoshopped onto a cute girl ≠ tranny/trap
dont think you get it. are you just being retarded on purpose or cant you see the logic behind it
I started it probably because of the taboo, but there are some cute twinks if that's what you are into. I just like a lot of variety to fap to, I know I fap too much but who cares.
Isnt there a maps of trannies?
Not sure, but this is the source video fapxl.com
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what ever this is,m I would fuck the shit out of it. And I'm strait
So pretty! More?
that's photoshop
>straight as a rod
>fuck the shit out of it
I see what you guys are doing
yup. just keep it a fantasy man. tried to hook up with a trap a few times over the years, but all of them looked and sounded like dudes in drag. I've only known of one trap that was passable, even from her voice you couldn't tell she was born a dude, but I wasn't into traps back when I met them in college.
Only got a couple face shots and a pic of "her" ass. I'm trying to locate said ass shot nao
Never did fuck "her" but I almost did.