>hot grills
>fast internet
>cool alphabet
>comfy climate
>people from first world countries can freely move there without applying for visas or anything
why haven't you moved to guatamelonia yet?
>hot grills
>fast internet
>cool alphabet
>comfy climate
>people from first world countries can freely move there without applying for visas or anything
why haven't you moved to guatamelonia yet?
Because it is a hell hole that people flee from
syop bullying guatemola
Dude mexico put a wall up to stop them from coming in
Except we didn't. South wall is a myth
because they're worse of than brazil.
are you ok honduras?
Why wall one of our states?
:^)
Thanks for the attention Italy.
Going to post a comfy guatemala video
youtu.be
>hot grills
Just in the capital and a few places to be honest.
Here is a video of some salvadoreans that liked coming here:
youtu.be
???
That is something that trump supporters made up to make mexicans look like hypocrites.
i searched on google and there's actually a wall
Post pics
update
Bravo Panama!
just annex Guatemala already.
I am still alive and fine.
There are some sites and images in the internet that tell lies. I have gone to mexico plenty of times and there was no wall.
fast internet?
>people from first world countries can freely move there without applying for visas or anything
do i qualify?
sauce on any of this, except mayan alphabet?
I basically think all of Central America is run by narcos.
Is it hard to go to Guatemala?. a friend is always telling me we should go
Why do you care?
are you rich? will guatemala become a better country? do guatemala has favelas?
Yes we have hot grills but only in the city tho, most of them are thick as fuck and will grind on your ass dancing raggaeton. Also a bunch of weed everywhere.
he wants to get killed
Mexicans are hypocritical because they have harsh border control but then they give advice on how to sneak into the us
don't take this thread seriously, i just copypasted another thread
how are italians perceived in guatemala
how do i get a guatemalan gf
Hard in what sense? If you come in car it depends on wich part of the border you use. It costs more money but I recommend taking a flight.
Do I need a visa or just my passport will do?.
We might go in car
No
Maybe
Kind of. I guess?
Pic related
They are perceived as any other tourist. It depends on the social status they have, but to get a teen gf just be confident and buy her some booze or weed. The approaching meme is a lie here. Most of the qt's are always on groups of friends so you just have to become part of that group. I do approach girls tho :3
Guatemalans do need visas but not sure if mexicans do.
Why central american like murder so much?
Is it some old indian tradition or rite of passage?
They are tributes to our old mayan demons bc we wuz mayans n shit
Ahh sneaky fucker. I thought you actually liked this place.
Your country gets terrorists attacs and many inocent people die. Here homicides are mostly on people that fuck with the gangs so not so inocent people. You also have coups in the 21st century so who the fuck are you to judge?
Guatemala seems comfy desu, or maybe I just really like the musicians
We need to please the gods
vaca?
i actually like guatemala, i'm autistically obsessed with central american countries and little european countries
why can't i criticize your shithole country if mine is also shithole?
what do you know about us and ur brothers?
Just sounded a little prepotent.
almost nothing to be honest
Lol that Kaibile on your pic. Those guys are cool. Well except for the puppy eating.
Wtf i like frogs now
youtu.be
I know it's fucked up. My grandpa's brother was one, i think he got killed.
Thats too bad. They are tough as fuck though.
>Blue Peru
Never thought they were known in other places.
I like these guatemalan music:
youtu.be
I actively look for "obscure" music from everywhere and found them in my Latin America phase.
Luna Llena look good, thanks for that video
>The threat of violent crime in Guatemala is rated by the U.S. Department of State as “critical.” The Embassy has no reason to believe that U.S. citizens are being specifically targeted, although criminals in Guatemala may assume that U.S. citizens and their relatives have more money than average Guatemalans.
>The number of violent crimes reported by U.S. citizens and other foreigners has remained high and such crimes have occurred even in areas of Guatemala City once considered safe, such as Zones 10, 14, 15, and 16. Due to large scale drug and alien smuggling, the Guatemalan border with Mexico (and in particular the northwestern corner of Petén) is a high-risk area. The border areas including the Sierra de Lacandon and Laguna del Tigre National Parks are among the most dangerous areas in Guatemala. The U.S. Embassy takes extra precautions when U.S. government personnel travel to the region. Reports of sexual assault remain high. Women should be especially careful when traveling alone and avoid staying out late without an escort. Support for victims of sexual assault is lacking outside of major cities, and there are not enough trained personnel who can help victims either in the capital or outlying areas. Theft, armed robbery, and carjacking are the most common crimes against U.S. citizens who visit Guatemala. To decrease the likelihood of becoming a victim, do not display items of value such as laptops, iPods, iPads, cameras, or jewelry and refrain from using a cell phone on the street. A number of travelers have experienced carjackings and armed robberies as they drive away from the airport after arriving on international flights. Victims have been killed when they resisted an attack or refused to give up their money or other valuables. Pickpockets and purse-snatchers are prevalent in major cities and tourist sites, especially the central market and other parts of Zone 1 in Guatemala City.
>youtu.be
HOLY SHIT it's beautiful
it's in Guatemala City?
Costa rica and panamá are the only civilized people on that place.
Tu eres el México de México.
yes
looks like a mix of Greece and USA, perfect 2bh
You should go there and become a bounty hunter, m8.
How is that possible? What the fuck is going on in honduras and why?
Humanity is overrated is going.
t. El PedrANO MexicANO
The violence rates literally shot up when you panchitos and your shitty cartels and Salvadorian Maras started spreading here. Please stay ouf of my land, i don't want rapebabies touching the rightful clay owned by my 100% mayan ancestors.
Que asquito un mexicano
Don't be so fucking edgy. I actually like Mexico.
What are you talking about?
...
>The Guatemalan special forces, "Kaibiles", are ordered to raise a puppy, bond with it, then slaughter and eat it as part of their training. They are also shot so they can perform field surgery on themselves
its literally walking into, you don't need any form of ID as long as you're not too brown or have a costa accent.
The first few kilometers of border between Chiapas and Guatemala are a weird amorphous mixture between both, after that is a really chill place, you know like those small pueblos mágicos but without the huge influx of expats, fake "traditional" food and obnoxious gringos, the pyramids are everywhere and sometimes even just next to the highway without any sign and without many people.
XD
>sometimes even just next to the highway
Where?
Maras
>tfw used to have a T H I C C igbo gf
>tfw don't anymore
And corruption
>they have harsh border control
Because of YOU, we are supposedly helping you with the your immigrant crisis. And as a matter of fact, we shouldn't, so maybe we could use this opportunity to stop giving our back to our Central American brothers in favour of a bunch of treacherous and ignorant bastards like the US.
Because I love Guatemala, best Central American cunt.
>Virgin Islands
>A violent shithole
What do they mean with this?
So why would Mexico annexing us would solve anything?
The internet is decent I guess
fucking mayans, you savages
Worst stuff happens in a war bro