Schalke

>schalke

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>schalke

Where is this photo from?

youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

>mfw I don't understand a single word of what the locals are saying

Hello is this /bundes/?

Post all >schalke images pls

yes

"no"

shut up

okay

Who /Royal Blues/ here?

How was the game yesterday? Couldn't watch because I was at work.

This. Come on and post dem rare >Schalke.

what's that on his right eye?

the results of inbreeding

Pretty boring, lots of "injuries"

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I once got banned for posting this. "NSFW"

I'm expecting to get banned too but it's a classic

Schalke played really well, they just ran out of steam in the final 20 minutes.

>tfw Bremen will lose another match today

>Schalke white
>Dortmund black

Apparently you have never been to the Ruhrgebiet.

Apparently you haven't been either.

>schalke

that wasn't the idea, it was more that Dortmund was about to destroy Schalke

delet

i hate buyern so much :/

me too >:^(

we all do

How was your birthday?

argh

Epic

>30 °C
>penny already selling christmas stuff

huh?

>not eating ice cream with crunched Spekulatius

my dad bought us marzipanstollen a few days ago
even though it was hot af, it still tasted good

man, i miss having a penny nearby

im angry

and why are you angry?

no

Bayern dominates once more :^]

guess you could say they're bayern the league


hahahahahahoh it's pathetic

NO

I refuse to believe that there are people out there who get excited about bayern games.

It's like christmas, you get all excited and then your realise bayern aren't gonna lose/your dad isn't coming back

about my useless neet room mate

Sauce? ;)

and what did he do?

he never gets anything done. you always have to hold is hand. our internet hit the shitter on wedensday because some cable broke, so my other room mate orders a new cable. the neet is in charge of picking up the cable but of course he never does it. he finally manages to get his ass over there yesterday but when he arrives he realises he doesnt have the number you need to give to the employee to get the cable. he cant look up the number on his email account because he is a dumb neet who still uses a mobile from the 90s. so doesnt get the cable. at home i explain to him that he didnt even need the number just told the staff his name but that would have meant it wasnt a express pick up and that he would have to wait longer. the neet says he know but i didnt want to wait around for fucking 5 minutes. instead he goes to the fucking lake to swim and relax. okay fine i didnt really need internet yesterday. so yesterday evening i say i'll just pick up the cable. and tell the neet to give me the number to pick it up. the neet says yeah as soon as we are home ill give you to number but of course he doenst remember because he comes home late and drunk. so no im sitting here without a fucking cable and the manchester derby is about to start
execute all neets

neets are truly pathetic, literally having the same issue here

>tfw not NEET but kinda just want to sit around and do nothing all day

I would be pissed too.

glad i live alone

just wake him up

first time I came on Sup Forums this image was stuck on the front page. Good times

Goodbye, I'm off to work again.

have a good day son

i hope you get paid enough

just don't rely on him anymore, some people are just a lost cause

also hello /bundes/

>Schalke

Who you got your money on?

These are today's and tomorrow's BL games btw, if anyone cares.

merci beaucoup

I work for the catholic church, so I get a fair wage, given that I'm just some studentische aushilfskraft.
>inb4 lolsogay catholic church buttfuck LMAO

goodbye

this isn't bundes

Where are you guys getting your streams from?
>inb4 memes

They fucking took my streaming down.

>mourinho

well since dazn is down i have to watch some shitty stream

Dazn doesn't have live buli though, right?

Sky go m8

yes it is

oh i thought you were talking about the manchester game right now
no, no buli on dazn

Pep is loving it. He is made and well done.

ZLATAN

>the special leprechaun flute

kek. i forgot about that part. It's the piece that connects 2 levels of scaffolding together on every corner. apparently called a scaffolding coupler and costs $1.17

Why the fuck does this happen every season ;_;

test

>FCN
>Greuther Fürth
man, do I miss those Frankenderbys in the 1. BuLi

Here we go

what are you testing

whether we're getting saged probably

none of your business

no

are you neinhold?

Shower before bath or bath before shower

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both at once

shower before bath how is this even a question

get your shit together denmark

Well I guess that's the most natural course of action, but even after a shower I still have my reservations about placing myself in a small pool of water and then being clean.
Maybe warm shower - bath - cold shower??

Is this /bundes/?

based wolfs pre match

yes

>Dane
>Finn
>Serb
yes

sounds good. try and tell. also don't forget pics

apperently...ugh...

>asking a neinhold bot if he is neinhold
hm