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no virgins allowed edition

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POSSIBLE KICKING OFF ON THE RIOT STREAM

Baton up the arse

So where are the riots anyway?

*purrs in your ear*

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need a bf

need a f

Footy >>>>>>>>>>>>> riots

dormer 2bh lads

know it sounds bent but i cant describe how painful it is that she left me on seen boys. i feel used tbqh

they're speaking in english?

What's the American version of deano?

>arses look bad when not covered up

need a 'cide

France is completely fucked lmao, even worse than Germany or Sweden.

plymouth is actually an alright place

Business idea: sell armour to rioters so they can combat the riot police

Very nice, never even watched GoT but she's fit

bobigny

journalists are

france is basically england but you talk differently

*shoves you down a flight of stairs*

does deano go to uni?

why are they rioting?

should i ask the 'der girl if she wants to go smoke a joint and chill?

not really, you wouldn't have paid her any attention in school its just because she's a celeb now

quick rundown?

late brekky lads

Probs a frat bro or a bro in general?

gay copper raped one of them up the arse with a baton haha

Coon got anally raped by a police officer with a baton.

>inb4 nigs and nogs
That's probably the most ironic place to have a riot

she's always been strangely attractive

lad got beaten up by the police + they anally raped him with a police stick
so people are expressing their anger

>that moment you realise the playground game of british bulldog was actually the illuminati training kids to someday work in riot control

/brit/ roasted me for eating an 10 inch pizza once

Deeply runty food

>All those simple carbs
>All that saturated fat
>All that sugar
>No protein to speak of

Would probably still eat it if I was Hank Marvin though haha

rioting out of jealousy? how childish

Looks delicious to me

is that red rover

What a stupid post.

There were fit girls in my school that I paid attention to, if Natalie Dormer was at school I would be paying attention.

would be scary in them cars 2bh

Are they behind this?

>that moment when you realise British Bulldog was actually a Welsh ploy to damage English schoolkids before they can grow up and play rugby

is there a vid of this?

Where's the Old Guard when you need them?

no

>No protein
Cheese and 'roni mate albeit not much

the fuck is wrong with french police?

map of the roundabout where everyone is

Red Rover is a variant of British Bulldog.

About 1800kcal there lad, you'll get fat.

Kristina Rose once got a baton up her arse and she enjoyed it.

what's that burning then lads?

No, a Deano is somebody that isn't successful properly but is successful within their lower or lower-middle class peer group, fixated on tacky material possessions and has a deeply calcified pineal gland (watches TV, says ready-meals etc.)

People in frats are generally somewhat smarter and affluent than a Deano.

Whats happening?

youtube.com/watch?v=dYVVpfiYPGU

pervert

you watch too much porn lol

after reading some wiki articles im pretty sure it was british bulldog but we called it red rover

They're all gay

"SOO HELTHI WI' ME BRÜN BRED"
xD

top tier game

Gay policeman sucked off a nigger

>french """riots"""

they raped a mandem with a nightstick

>deeply calcified pineal gland
i can tell you used this unironically when the rest of us do it ironically
how embarrassing

What the fuck are you on about?

potato famine

STOP BUMMING THE MANDEM

>Be French
>Take a photo of burning shit
>Surrender

>they're all bitching in the corridor unaware that they are audible
ah yes can't wait for it to kick off again tonight

Is there anything more banterous as a straight male than dressing up as a girl on a night out and then ironically chatting up blokes all night and then sucking one off in the toilets?

Yeah ofc, and some in the dough/bread/spuds, but probably around 25g total for ~2000kcal...Abysmal.

called it both

>canadian masterrace
a french police officer shoved a nightstick up a black mans arse

#blackbumsmatter

have no idea why the journalists aren't moving

WHAT'S IN THE BOX

>be nigger
>move to france in hope of free benefits and sexy french women
>get raped by a policeman with a baguette

The utter state of France....

Old Bonaparte is spinning in his grave at 2000rpm

Why is he walking towards the camera?

Found out the ex wants to get back with me. Might shag and bag again xx

and wat?

Link me the this fucking story ffs

Hmmm..How....Terrible

*Books a Eurostar ticket*

>youtube.com/watch?v=dYVVpfiYPGU
Bastards, man.
>pervert
tru

Also tru

had a cheeky lil wank of the wang just now then lads

>Rest of us

Pathetic

Who #TeamNapoleon here? Fuck the Jacobins.

youtube.com/watch?v=UYCQbPBP6nI

thailad is an absolute gem

imagine working on the tills in home bargains earning 14k a year

Came on a sunbather then ran lads

well that was fucking disappointing

He's done it. Every age group. Every region. Every social class. Men. Women. & finally: Corbyn is even net unfavourable among LABOUR VOTERS!

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rofl..BONERparte.......lol

just sodomised a nigger lads

going to tell mummy to put my curry on

nice

>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thanks for that "RUPTLY"

No thanks ;^)