Tampa Bay Rays @ New York Yankees

Snell vs. Pineda

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NEW YORK

1. Logan Forsythe (R) 2B
2. Kevin Kiermaier (L) CF
3. Evan Longoria (R) 3B
4. Brad Miller (L) DH
5. Logan Morrison (L) 1B
6. Steven Souza Jr. (R) RF
7. Corey Dickerson (L) LF
8. Alexei Ramirez (R) SS
9. Bobby Wilson (R) C

TAMPA BAY

1. Jacoby Ellsbury (L) CF
2. Rob Refsnyder (R) LF
3. Gary Sanchez (R) C
4. Starlin Castro (R) 2B
5. Mark Teixeira (S) 1B
6. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
7. Chase Headley (S) 3B
8. Tyler Austin (R) DH
9. Aaron Judge (R) RF

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Time for Pineda to ruin this

>it's a pineda shits up the first inning game

>pineda
>with two outs
>in the first inning

>0-1

>now with two strikes

Holy shit, get out of this Pineda

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>refsynder batting second
>tyler austin dhing

THE BINDER WILLS IT

>Pineda got out of the first inning unscathed

Maybe this really is >our year

>implying austin isn't kind of a shit fielder

>tfw one of Toronto or Boston are guaranteed to lose tonight

Yeah, but I've never seen Joe use a DH for a young player unless it was Sanchez. He usually reserves it for McCann or Tex or some other sub .200 hitter

>ywn be as bad ass as that pigeon is

why live?

>white projectile

what did he mean by this

REF

REF

This team is so fucking fun to watch after the past 4-5 years

>Kershaw gave up a run in the first inning
>Pineda didn't

Wow, is Pineda a Cy Young contender now?

what the fuck was that? He hesitated hardcore when the was hit

>ref

that was pretty retarded

i like ref but he's not the smartest baserunner even if Espada was the fool that waved him in

Did he blow the spot sign?

Kid gets the big hit last night. The Binder makes him the DH the next day.

stop sign*

What is this expression meant to convey?

No, he should've scored on that. He hesitated pretty bad when it was first hit.

I'm taking your girl, your money and your life, sucks to be you brah.

greentexting personified, specifically towards a german soccer team

Pineda has the stuff to be a Cy Young contender. It's his autism that keeps him from getting that

donttalktomeormyson.jpg

>pineda has made it through two innings

We have Elite Big Mike tnoight

Or his glass arm

So what happens next year? Bird plays 1B and austin rotates DH with mccann? Bird seemed like the better defender

I think they tried Austin at third but it's a hard position to break into

>Implying McCann will be in Pinstripes come winter meetings

The writing is on the wall at this point

The Elias Sports Bureau rivals Pineda for the most autistic award

Judge hasn't been hot but he's been striking out less and making more contact. I think we'll start seeing home runs

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>Nova has been lights out with the Pirates

He'll become the next Arrieta-like story if he stays in the NL

what could they get for him?

>a pitcher used to the al east is lights out in the nl

Really gets the synapses firing. NL shouldn't even have a Cy Young award

She's already half black

Ledecky isn't

They got two of the Pirates top 30 prospects for Nova, so I can image they would at least be able to scrape something decent with McCann
I really wonder how different Kershaw's career would be if he had been an AL East pitcher

Ledecky is also less attractive

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Yep. Was pleased to look at last night's box score and thinking similar thoughts.

Pineda would literally have a sub 2.00 ERA in the NL

Has Pineda actually turned it around, or am I falling for the >Rays meme

That was crushed.

Wasn't that off the restaurant?

damn son he cranked that cunt

HE JUST CAN'T BE STOPPED

HE'S BACK BABY

GARY

ONLY FAGGOTS HIT SINGLES

Tex looks like he's finishing up a marathon when he runs to second.

It's humid as fuck out in NY so the ball is flying

BIG FAT OLD MORK TOOXOORO

RUMBLIN' STUMBLIN' BTBTPTBPTPBBPTPT

>Not even through the 3rd inning
>Playtime with the Rays bullpen

I bet we don't even run up the score though

Nice info tidbit. I raise you with sauce.

baseball.physics.illinois.edu/Denver.html

>rays win 4-3

DON'T EVEN SAY THAT

It's all falling down

autism

WHAT ARE YOU DOING BIG MIKE

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AUTISMO

Get lawst

How do you think Pineda handles women? I feel like it would be excruciatingly cringey.

Thanks for that, I never actually knew the science, just experience.

wow I was only joking, don't actually fall apart on the mound dickhead

Jesus Pineda needs a weighted blanket or something. You can actually see his autism flaring on the mound. He starts flailing his arms and rolling his eyes.

DAT THROW

yeah when he drops his spaghetti he really gets wild.

Poor Sanchez is dancing around behind the plate

Thought opposite like a dipstick so looked it up and appreciate your teaching me something tangible today.

Rays have
>unironically pitched to sanchez
>unironically tried running on sanchez

>Rays are losing
>fuck I'm fat
>I look stupid in this jersey, no one even cares
>my feet hurt
>no Publix in this city
>Jesus, did I really just pay 40 dollars to eat 6 hot dogs?
>the Rays will never have a prospect like Gary Sanchez
>some asshole called me Uncle Fester
>why did I bring sunglasses to a night game?

MURDER

Sanchez just keeps on going.

Yeah, I was about to correct him. But I've been btfo on Sup Forums too many times to argue this without looking up sources.

I could swear humid air is thicker

Judge should just truck the first baseman desu

>Yankees after a rain delay

GG Rays

>it's a rain fucks us over again game

Jesus, just stop please

>Rain delay

I guess we're losing this one.

Flash just mentioned Pineda needing to be yelled at a little bit by Sanchez. Then #21 mentioned reason what's his face got traded to Pirates was that 'he had only 1 gear and was too nice'.

And this is how the Yankees season comes to an end

That rain delay music is too damn comfy though, makes me want to sleep.

it's so good

It's not raining in Manhattan so this might be quick

"Hey mike, long time caller first time listener, do you think tim tebow could pitch the 8th inning for the yankees?"

Glad I was not alone.

Maybe Mandela Effect happening.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confabulation#Mandela_effect

So you're telling me theres a chance of an alternate universe in which pineda does not have autism?

Hey Mike long time first time. Do you think Gary Sanchez could start for the Giants?

Not really Mandella, it just feels thicker because you cant breathe the humid air as easily since its water. It's probably normal to assume that it's thicker.

Like I said I never knew the science, but whenever it was humid when I was playing the ball would carry very far.

where are austin, judge and meredith going on the subway right now? you just know.