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reminder that atmokiddies are not welcome

is there any clear-sounding wank prog ala AAL, but like, actually good

TAKE ME OUT
TAKE ME OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE

sithu aye maybe?

Thoughts?

wew lad

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if you don't like glam then you're pantera listening nu-male who loves un riffs

Plini? Scale the Summit? What do you consider good if AAL isn't?

if you don't like unriffs you're a musical theory pleb

what metal do nu-males listen to

your favorite band

WE ARE THE PRIESTS OF THE TEMPLES OF SYRINX

>pantera listening nu-male
?

listening to unriffs right now

EVERY DAY! I LOOK OUT MY WINDOW! SAME THREE DOGS STARING BACK AT ME! EVERYDAY I OPEN MY WINDOW! CRANES FLY IN AND TERRORIZE ME!

glad you asked

They/she's not technically prog (it's math rock) but Covet/Yvette Young.

no mötörhëäd rïffs wïth bläck mëtäl vöcäls?
it's arguably the best meme of recent times

boris, krallice, baroness, mastodon, deafheaven, the sword, isis, ulver, the list goes on

faggöt

>Blackwater Park on that list but no djent

What

it's bait retard

>not a single grindcore band
Truly the greatest genre to ever grace us.

good call
napalm death is missing

i didn't say it was bad was it?
in fact, post speed metals

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Threadly reminder that black and death metal are two of the shittiest subgenres that has ever existed and are only good when fused with other styles, like tech death or atmosblack

>Black metal is bad

WRONG

>(You)

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>You're a nu male because you don't like music that intentionally tries to sound like shit

Mhm

>Wahhh this music wasn't recorded using drum triggers that make them sound like shit and amp modelers that remove all human dynamics from the playing

>atmoshit is good
>wank death metal is good

Why do you feel the need to ask this in every single thread?

this is literally the first time ever in the history of humanity that this question has been asked

so he can samefag and post the chart

Yes, because those are the only two alternatives. Making your guitars sound like they're being recorded through a broken cabinet in a tin can, a vocalist who doesn't even make an effort to sing and just whisper some shit while standing a foot away from the mic and drums that would sound better if you miced up a toy Hello Kitty kit is something you should strive for when recording an album.

>atmoSblack

when u wanna make an epic trole but u fuck it up by sayin "atmoshit" instead of "atmoblack" so u correct it but u miss one letter n now every1 can see thru u

I like power metal, guess my age.

no shame in that

28 year old kissless virgin neet weebfag

Either too young or too old.

something between 10 and 72

>This is wank death metal and is not good

I mean this site is built around manchildren and their interests so I'm guessing born circa 1983?

11 year old redditor

judging from the cover it's probably some overproduced brickwalled Beyond Creationcore

I remember listening death metal, i was 8 at that time, soonly enough i started listening to herbie and my mind just exploded. don’t let this post distract you from the fact that in 1996, Metallica threw the weakest metal ever, and plummeted a whole genre to the trash through an announcer’s table.

that filename
kek

Why would you judge an album just by its cover?

I unironically like Portal of I and Panopticon

>tfw aside from Rust In Peace the list is completely accurate

That's the best you can pull from that? Some of the best metal records of the last 20+ years are on there.

So antfia shows up at to band you're seeing.The catcher is they are calling them nazis What'ya do

beat the shit out of them lmao

Post massively, MASSIVELY overrated trash.

Start knocking out protesters. I honestly can't wait to get the chance.

Aren't you like a 40 year old beaner?

you first

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I'm 31 and half Mexican, half Irish. What does that have to do with anything?

is this a Laid 2 Rest thing?

no its a marduk thing

>Anne Tifa

>that profile pic
who do these freaks think they're winning over?

What's better inverted paralleled riffs or downward perpendicular riffs?

They're communists, you honestly expect them to be smart?

those who want and increase in riot police beatings and helicopter rides

>unironically posting a memeloth pic

kek no

>You want to put your ding dong WHERE?

ded thred

post good doom metal

death/doom is best doom

Fucking agreed

i havn't got any doom but i have this Glam

What was your first metal album? Mine was this, back in 2012 or something.

her husband used to sing for Shai Hulud so that's pretty metal.

Is this a Speedwolf reference?

>meinnegger.jpeg

Pantera - Cowboys From Hell

not memeing, I listened to that album all the time as a kid

Was this the greatest moment in Metal History? Asking for a friend.

big glam riffs
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Good lord, how low can you get

>Speedwolf will never put out another album

Dude I know. It's fucking depressing.

Weren't they involved in some other band that's still going?

Have you paid tribute to Lord Pike today?

>actual musical discussion
0/10

>Papyrus
Dropped.

What a shitty album to get introduced to metal with, in hindsight.

outside of nu metal and such it must have been metallica or iron maiden

probably one of either ride the lightning, master of puppets or powerslave

only if you're a nu-male

accurate
literally black metal for poseurs

When I was 13 I found the band Necrophobic on Myspace, right around the time that "Hips Don't Like" was a number-one hit. I had never heard metal before.

In hindsight, In Flames are kinda shit desu

The first time I heard Devilution when this album came out was when I knew I was going to be hooked forever

I don't remember the first. My mom was an 80s metal head so I was exposed to it really early

My mom was an 80s metal glam groupie with fluffy hair, see-through mesh tops and fish net stockings

Well that sure sets the bar high.