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bet the house on Punk, lads:
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CM PUNK
Schaub bless
I'm betting the farm on Bethe
>mfw casuals on /heem/
lads...how do i achieve this mode?
>betting the farm
I thought the farmers only commercials were a joke
Schaub bless you as well, brother. Peace be with you.
how do i achieve this mode, lads?
How many post fight 9/11 shout outs tomorrow?
Do some squats. Don't forget your protein.
punk bless
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Ahhh shit. Mickey is shook.
/asp/ is never going to let us live it down when Punk heems him...
Six months of calisthenics would do it
Probably after every fight. Gotta play to the inbred hick marks in Ohio to shill for bonuses.
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Nice VPN Mickey! Did you remember to kiss your dad for that?
Punk wins btw I'm putting the paycheck on him
What's your point?
CAN'T HOOKS THE BROOKS
GOAT
>Punk and Gall enter the octagon
>fight is about to begin
>Vince McMahon's theme song hits
>Vince comes out and declares himself the special guest referee
>Vince obviously has an agenda to make Punk lose
>just letting Gall do whatever he wants
>about to ring the bell early when Dana's theme song hits
>Dana comes running out and gives Vince a stone cold stunner
>Gall is distracted by all this and Punk hits him with the GTS
>Punk wins by knockout
>Jim Ross special guest commentator
Where does this rank in all-time UFC cards?
Put the fork down fat boy
lol u got btfogo back to /asp/
anyone else here have absolutely zero desire to see that ex-WWF wrestler fight? i get that he brings crossover appeal, but damn has there been a bigger UFC tool in the entire history of the company? let CM win a couple of bouts first and then i'll consider watching him fight. yeah, i'll be skipping this card. also, i hope Overeem takes the belt but i doubt that'll happen. hell, maybe i'll swing by a local bar to check it out.
I don't know any bookies that accept GBP
>all these casuals talking about the shitty punk fight
>nobody talking about HW champ fight
he's basically the only fighter that uses wrestling consistently as a counter so it opens up lots of other things, I feel somebody needs to put a knee in his face.
trying a bookies in Britain might help t b h
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CAN'T OVERLOOKS THE BROOKS
you don't have a mummy, lad?
you poor goof
>SEETHING
who /MURICA/ here?
never forget lads, press F
Well Reem told Gall to send CM GOAT back so that means Stipe wins by 1st round KO
>they touch glo-oh wait a minute! Sneak attack from cane man, but he walks straight into the right hand! OHhhhhhhhhh he hurt him!! He's down! Ref stop it It's over.... it's over.
tj was beating him with leg kicks for a while. faber should go train with the rex and gooby for a minute then he'll beat the autist ez
Will Mickey and AJ makeout after the fight? Is it in Punk's contract?
Post Bethe weigh in webm
Don't you mandrama manchildren have your own septic tank containment board to spam your autism on?
This belongs in here
GOAT meet BULL
>implying WWE wrestlers aren't better fighters than your UFC """""""""""""fighters"""""""""""""
KEK
LOL
it's still in the last thread, you lazy fuck:
Thank Scha*b everyone made it out ok.
hitting the genetic jackpot
I know you're just baiting but have a cheeky (You) anyway
OOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
>h-h-he doesn't even hit hard!!!
>white piece of shit!!!!
LOOK IN MY EYES, WHAT DO YOU SEE
This is gonna be CM Punk tomorrow. Bleeding from all orifices, turtled up clueless about what to do next.
>anyone else here have absolutely zero desire to see that ex-WWF wrestler fight?
LOOK IN MY EYEEEEEES
WHAT DO YA SEEEEEE??
Now that manlet Silva is fucking off and WWE is set to takeover the UFC, what fresh new match-ups are you lot looking forward to?
Demetrious Johnson and John Dodson vs Francis Ngannou 2 vs 1 handicap match for me.
You just know
I want CM punk to be the first death in the octagon
THE GUY WHO'S KEKED BY AJ LEE
Gall is shook as fuck. Tomorrow's fight is just a formality. Punk got the W already.
In all seriousness though, Punk via decision.
Phils wife has been BLACKED
straight edgy
MICKY'S HAND STATUS: U N S H O O K
>roryflag is a cuck poster
makes sense
Anyone else think Gall is shook af? I didn't think Punk had a chance until today.
So tired of you retards talking about whose shook. Literally wrong half the time
Pretty sure this is a bannable offense
Phil is finna get submitted in round uno
Weirdo
/heem/, you stupid fucks, you brought mandrama back to the board
all the other generals are going to have a discussion on whether you should also be moved to /asp/. you brought this on yourself
Anyone got a streaming link? Been trying to find something in HD.
Which WWE wrestler will fight in the UFC next?
My vote goes to uncle deano
mma is a sport, your opinion is invalid stick to nigball
what time will the /heem/ing start tomorrow lads?
i'm too thick to work out timezones so i always miss the start of the prelims
So let me get this straight.
You Punk doubters think that because Gall has a few years more experience training with the lads down at the local YMCA this means he will be better than Punk who has been training with world champions and elite coaching for nearly 2 years now?
I dont really get this logic at all.
That's a 13 year age difference right there. CM Punk is a grown ass man.
Gall is still gonna beat his ass though.
No one cares faggot. Go cry your virgin ass to sleep again
>he's shorter than Urijah
Poor guy, looks like a child sized adult
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You really should stick to your containment sperg board.
last digit is the number of minutes Punk lasts
kill yourself
he means good boy points lad
Yes, Jay Lethal and AJ Lee openly dated years ago
Shut da fook up! Get da fook outta here!
Great answers lads. So in reality you are all just scared that Punk is gonna expose MMA or some shit?
If you're on BT Sport then start at 1.00am for prelims.
BTFO
T
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wew, looks like Mike Jackson is getting a callback
Fug, that actually happens? My mommy told me all elevators have emergency brakes that would prevent falling.
yeah sure
Looks about right
/heem/ you must go
UFC has already proven they are a joke for letting him fight.
'no'