OFFICIAL USA VS CANADA BUTTMAN CUP GAMETHREAD #2

PRICE IS FINISHED

CROSBY HATERS BTFO

USA UP 3-1 SECOND PERIOD ALMOST OVER

also, friendly reminder that the team with the most Americans on it won Stan Lee's Cup this year

PRICE IS DEAD

>inb4 Price death.

Sweden

Fuck U.S.A.

FUCK YOU AMERICUNTS

Its over lads

lmao canada fell for the price is good meme

Does Prcie even start on the Habs roster next month? I certainly wouldn't put him there, but I'm not as dumb as your typical Canadian

>Pric3

>3-1

>Marchond

Price should just retire desu

Weber BTFO

Is there anyone good on this team?

>tfw no mcmeme

Can't tell if that was a trip or his usual shinanigens

that's just a huge man flyin at ya
>hope he's not hurt though

In all seriousness why did canada start price over based holtby?

CANADA BEING BULLIED THE FUCK OUT

BASED USA

USAUSAUSAUSA

KILL EM' ALL SHEA

>post yfw when CP wins one for da nada

AHAHAHAA YOUR WELCOME MONTREAL

ENJOY YOUR BUSTED GOALIE

>getting BTFO by manlet Kesler

>suspended in a nothing game for hitting for behind
>making Canada mad when you know full well you will meet again.
>american school system

What was Weber expecting?

Kesler getting Weber back for last year.

>Kesler kicked out

What

>pic related was snubbed

No.

Pre-tournament bullshit, testing if he's healed (which he's clearly not), etc etc etc

>canashits

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Price is better than Quick. I don't care about a bad meme goal in a meaningless tourney.

>Kesler is a dirty little shit, at least he's >our dirty little shit

...

Are you actually a sens fan or are you just trying to force a meme?

>Weber launches himself into the boards
>5 minute major

>Kesler may get a NHL suspension

>shot goes wide
>Price looks up into the sky as if to say "UGH, IT WENT IN"
>it didn't actually go in

Price is such a fucking faggot.

Pull this douchebag already.

Fucking frogs hyping this faggot piece of shit up.

lel

>preseason

Armenia is still an irrelevant 3rd world country m8

this, what a bitch boy

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>average weight

I have to listen to this fucking idiot every Leafs game. Fucking kill me now.

Both. I'm genuinely mad he was snubbed though.

>Buttman in charge of anything

those tits have to be shopped

I mean, he has to talk about SOMETHING at a Leafs game.

fucking marchand kek

Bufflo falling for the Marchand meme

>le rat face faggot

Canarefpucks

Friendly reminder this game is LITERALLY meaningless.

>black goaltending
>cree goaltending

PUT A WHITE MAN IN NET FFS

no it's not

>3v3
WOOOW!

It's called padded bras

Hes awful man, so so so bad. I mute the tv. I just wish theyd bring Bowen back.

FUCKING LEL
>Rat nose forces a penalty
Murricucks can't control their tempers

Time for m3m3 v m3m3

>canadian powerplays

The lack of Publix posting is bothering me

Has canada tried being good at hockey?

nice pp cantpucks

>Leafs

>u-usa doesn't stand a chance!

But are you really surprised he didn't make it? He's so underrated

>whites
>good

probably the WORST desu

only GOATs allowed

>Byfuglien takes a nigger penalty
typical

What a nice country we are, letting the amerilards win one on home soil! Feels nice to be nice :)

>amerilards caring about a meaningless game in a meaningless tournament
lmao what fags

The way he yells "SCEURS" really irritates me

>be american
>get outshot

Why pad to that level tho

imagine fucking up a 5 on 3 advantage

5 (FIVE) ON 3 (THREE)

>canadian goaltending

>white "people"

>2 dead kids
I don't even want to know how they died.

>Being mad about a meaningless game

Just tuned in what did I miss?

Let's say this picture is legit...

How do they afford that shit since they're likely high school dropouts as well.

Maybe even prior convictions and shit

>getting a girl to dangle everyone for your commercial

guess #imwithher now

>canadian hockey "overlords"
>have to spend the whole game shitposting because they're losing to a USA team so goony they could be Disney villians

Not surprised, but still think he deserved a spot. Doesn't help that playing for a meme team doesn't give him that much exposure.

go Nishikori!

Nice meme family :^)

>See opposing player coming at you for the hit
>Turn your back and embellish the hit
>Chimp out

Shea Webber ladies and gentlemen

Welfare, obviously

habs BTFO

who knows, im not watching and dont care about a meme tournament like this

Price can't play
Americans can't keep their cool

>Let's say this picture is legit

It's not.

black thugs need to be tamed

Liberals tell me that people on welfare are trying to get off of it.

I mean that would have to be a decade of welfare non stop

>But Im replying to posts about said useless meme tourney

If you can play, you can play
t. Calgary Flames

>Expecting Niggers not to be on welfare
>Especially when they have 8 kids

It's not just in the US, m8

>Americans
>cool

more like they DROOL

Are the sens the memest team? And yeah his wizardry is usually away from the puck,

Well I'm not cool with that, wtf