How much does Sup Forums like cats?

How much does Sup Forums like cats?

For $50,000, would you kill a cute innocent kitten?
>Only way to get the $50k i.e no taking it by force
>Guranteed secret

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And go to jail for cruelty to animals? No thanks.

Dude hell yeah, do u know how much 50 grand is? Dude I would fucking slam them againts the floor, RKO them, damn I would even rip their heads aparts with my bare hands

For 50k I'd kill the entire litter.

>Guaranteed secret

There are no secrets any more.

I'd do it for nothing

I could kill a dog but not a cat

For this much I'd kill a bunch of humans. It's a poor dilemma. How about: Would you kill a human for lifetime supply of pistachios?

50K?

I'd PAY a $100 to kill a kitten knowing I wouldn't get caught...

Are they already unshelled?

I'd take it in an instant. If I got more money for doing even more cruel and unusual ways, I'd take that too

i would burn down an orphanage for 50k

God left me unshelled!

I would murder the entire cat population ripping their bodies apart with my bare hands and blending them up for 50 bucks if i'd never get caught

I'll do it for 50k rubles.

It would burn more calories than you could get for 50$ Not worth the effort.

You want to buy whole Russia?

Kek

If it's guaranteed a secret, I'd probably find some joy in it. I love doing deviant things so long as no one finds out.

Edgy? I guess, but only when no one is looking, so I'm not sure how relevant that word is. But I do love how everyone generally sees me a nice guy and gains people's trust fairly quick.

I love cats and have my own but honestly I would do it to some random kitten. I have a mortgage and a car to pay off.

For 50k I would pour kerosene over it, light it and have a nice barbecue

I hate cats. I'm a poorfag. I don't really want to kill any animal, but I need money. I probably would do it for 50K. I'm tired of being poor.

I love cats but i'm not a vegan. I eat dead animals so i dont have issues for living with the money of a dead cat.

>GUARANTEED
It's a "what-if" you fucking baboon.

>i'd probably find some joy in it
you're not edgy,you're just a faggot.
If you'd do it for any other reason but money you're probably a peice of shit.

i would fuck it to death for free.

I will kill multiple cats a day, live streamed for that amount.
Call Kill-Diddy to murder all the kitties.

I would kill anything for 50k

This is how bum fights started

Edgy? Nah you're a pussy