What do you think about reuben sandwiches?

What do you think about reuben sandwiches?

very erotic

My favourite

Love them! One thing though, if I can get mustard instead of the thousand island, I always do.

most places I know use too much kraut

Never heard of him. Is he a Jewish comedian or something?

Best sammich ever.

Surprisingly not good in New York City

dank as fuq

Making them now

It's about balance. My biggest beef is when the fuckers don't drain the kraut and it's a soggy shitfest

What kind of bread is that?

pretty decent. People who are named Reuben are also pretty decent. Probably why they are named reuben

Real men eat club sandwiches

It looks like seeded rye, really the only bread you should ever use.

Love em. Ideally there's loads of pastrami and a small amount of kraut, but a lot of places cheap out and do the opposite.

Rye

Old white men eat club sandwiches.

Anybody who makes a reuben with a different bread is just hurt and confused.

I know right? You'd think NYC would know how to do it with all the Russians and Jews and Russian Jews around here.

My dad introduced me to the Reuben and he made it with pumpernickel... I think you've hurt and confused me.

Shit. I thought I was the only one that did that.

What the fuck

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Never had one. Had a Monte Cristo with jam once. Am I wasting my life?

Best fucking sandwich ever

It's a massive pile of pastrami on a couple of pieces of dry bread with a little of everything else.

Don't get me wrong. I love pastrami, but when I want eat a mountain of pastrami I go down on my girlfriend... I mean I order a mountain of pastrami.

update motherfucker

You are wasting your life.

A Monte Cristo is good. It's a dessert sandwich though.

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>oral sex jokes
good job user

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Pumpernickel is a type of rye bread, and it has seeds unless specifically labeled "seedless".

Not confused at all.

I waited so long to have a reuben because I hate everything on a reuben
Everything
Finally got one, dreaded it
Loved it
Now I hate those years I could have had a reuben but didn't

>pureheresy.gif

But that's M Bison, not an IG commisar

so like I said, MEN

One of the greatest sandwiches ever conceived!

That one looks a little anemic though.

As far as I knew, that was they way they came because that's all I see around here. And thus I didn't like them because I don't like mustard.

Shit if I knew a real reuben used russian dressing instead of mustard I would have been all over these for years.

They're fucking awesome except only Jew fags call them a "reuben". It's proper name is "Auschwitz Royale".

if the saurerkraut is fresh they're good but usually the kraut is old and the sandwich suffers. i would rather have lettuce and some onions instead in that case.

Jew-ben sandwich you mean?

Fucking revolting. Saurkraut makes me want to vomit.

couldsomeoneexplainwhatsinareubensandwich

It's rye bread, corned beef, swiss cheese, sauerkraut, thousand island dressing.

Are you a normal person? What the fuck are you going on about?

The Reuben sandwich is an American hot sandwich composed of corned beef, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and Russian dressing, grilled between slices of rye bread. Several variants exist.[1]

The West Coast Reuben is a variation on the standard Reuben sandwich, substituting Dijon mustard as the dressing.[7]

The Rachel sandwich is a variation on the standard Reuben sandwich, substituting pastrami for the corned beef, and coleslaw for the sauerkraut.[12]

Onions can be a great addition.

Not a fan of onions on a hot sandwich. They're great on cold sandwiches though.

I want to stick my dick in your fries while tongue fucking your sexy sandwich.

Fresh Sauerkraut?!?
It is by definition fermented cabbage

Your Ruben gave me the shits...click on shit pic!

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I do not understand why I actually clicked it.

oh shit you're totally right. What would be a better filename?

but only a certain, small percentage of (usually boring and cranky) men

Feel the bern!

Oh dude I fuck with Rachel. Except I like to throw some fresh cut jalapenos on her. That's a bad bitch.

This right here mane.

clubhouse sandwich.

Oh man is this
An update on this?
You didn't tell us you had fries you dangerous bastard

fucking delicious

Fucking mediocre. It's just a sandwich.

that name sounds like kike food

like 'em

just wish i could find a chick who can make a decent reuben :/

>Reuben
>Memphis Special
>Club
>Chicken Cordon Bleu
>Elvis

No, my pic is from a local delicatessen in my neighborhood.
I'm not cooking user.

Best sandwich is best sandwich. Get one every friday from Corned Beef King or the Bethesda deli, I like to get fried mac and cheese on it

I love these sandwiches

I prefer the turkey Reuben, sometimes called the Rachel

Was a good character in Lilo and Stitch

I've never tried it, but it sounds a bit weak...good for diets, I suppose

Love a Reuben. Another good variation for this time of year is smoked turkey, coleslaw, and cranberry sauce.