Have you ever taken a girl to the movies?

Have you ever taken a girl to the movies?

How did it go?

Did you hold hands?

I took a cute tiny Asian grill to Hardcore Henry. It was pretty fun. She said she liked it.
Turned out she had a boyfriend though so that sucked.

wow if being cucked were a contest you'd be number one

Bullshit. Lie girls tell to guys they think can't handle being told no.

But I met her boyfriend

>took a girl to see Perfect Blue back in the 90s
>no idea about the rape scene
>she loved the movie
>turned out crazy later

Did you pay for her ticket?

>first time going on a date i saw the haunting in Connecticut with this high school girl i had a major crush on. it was garbage and we both just made fun of it and laughed. Never got farther than friends tho.

>Me and my last ex loved going to the theater together. we would sit all the way in the back and make out n shit. I diddled her once during the worlds end.


i miss it

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why would she let you buy her ticket if she has a boyfriend lmao

She offered to buy it herself, but I insisted on paying for it because I was taking her to it and I wasn't sure if she actually wanted to see it or was just being nice.
If she dragged me to fucking Zootopia or some shit, I'd expect her to pay for me lol

Took a girl I was dating to see Galaxy Quest. She cuddled up next to me and kept grabbing my dick and balls.

Got a bj while seeing Get Him to the Greek

Yes. I want to say it went like pic related, but we just fucked after the movie. I'm pretty sure I've done some light petting in the theatre though.

It's some weird stuff, man.

I once met an old friend of mine, a real cute girl who looks a lot younger than she is (we were in high school at the time) to go see The Martian. We had a nice time, but we were also getting fairly close physically. At one point I think she lightly rubbed her nose against mine, like a cutesy thing.

I brought up her boyfriend at the time (nerd to the fucking core, which I can appreciate), just asked how he's doing. She didn't go on about him much, just a simple "Yeah, he's fine."

It got weirder when she invited me to her house and had her legs propped up on my lap while we watched Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (not even the funny kind of shit btw, tried way too hard). She broke up with him recently and hasn't talked much to me since.

Went to see TFA with a girl on one side and a girly boy on the other. Got wrist deep in both, received double blow job. Came when the millennium falcon jumped to hyperspace.

Shit was so cash.

i fingered a girl in a theater was lewd as fuck

>last date I had which was ages ago
>only time ever being on a 2nd date
>we went to see a movie
>wondering when I should hold her hand or put my arm around her
>so occupied with this that I didn't say a word or touch her at all
>gave her only a hug at the end of the night, just like the last date
>never heard from her after that

Fuck me I had a chance at happiness and blew it. If only I wasn't such a pussy.

Made out during Silver Linings Playbook. First time I'd done so, so I was awkward at it. We eventually just started doing that more often, and it went alright.

That relationship was the last one I had, and after it ended things went...poorly. Think it's about four years now. We were in high school at the time, and it kinda fucked me up after since I was a sophomore.

Just phone her you faggot.

I did, and she never picked up.

In high school I took a girl to watch return of the king, I noticed she had leaned in towards me at one point during the movie but I was so nervous I pretended not to notice and stared straight at the movie until she leaned back.

Took a girl to see Hail, Caesar on our 3rd date. She said she liked it but she's probably lying

> up
> cried the whole time at the couple's story then the sweet kid then the dog with the cone

> interstellar
> sobbed at DON'T LEAVE ME MURPH and near the end

> fury road
> cried because she wanted to leave

Stay away from bitches like that.

I usually just go straight for putting my arm around her, if she's already been comfortable with me.

I'd say next time do the hand thing and just sorta work your way up, see how receptive she is to it.

Went to see Master and Commander with a girl I had been on a couple dates with. Was hoping it would be fun but it was like she just didn't get the movie or something.

I'd rather watch LOTR than kiss some slut, too.

I brought my gf to see my big fat greek wedding 2 it was her choice so she paid for the tickets and she cuddled up to me throughout the movie. Pretty good I guess

She's cool though, and if I ever actually produce one of these fucking scripts she's my first choice for fight choreographer since she was in showchoir (I want them to feel like really brutal violent dances).

I get where you're coming from though.

Yeah fuck that gayass cartoon furry shit, you sure seem manly for a tremendous beta cuck :^) maybe she lied to you because you took her to see Hardcore Henry instead of something she might like instead haha just a thought man, keep on rockin'

I know this feel. Girls like this are trouble, but damn are they charming.

Fucking kek

You failed, son. When she leans in, YOU LEAN THE FUCK IN.

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>I once met an old friend of mine, a real cute girl who looks a lot younger than she is (we were in high school at the time) to go see The Martian
Didn't that movie come out like last year?

I took my 6/10 gf of 3 years to finding dory the other night, we cuddled and kissed throughout the movie, she would occasionally whisper "I love you". It was a good time

Yes but that's not the point here

FUCKING NORMIES LEAVE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>went to see Clash of the Titans with grill
>fell asleep
>woke up near the end
>she'd left

>went to see Tomorrow When the War Began
>fell asleep
>woke up near the end
>girl was still there
>left my wallet on the seat
>couldn't pay for burger
>she left

>went to see Blade Runner rerelease
>fell asleep
>woke up near the end
>she left

Next time I'm taking cocaine

Why would a girl with a bf go to the movies with another guy?

If my gf tired to pull that bullshit I'd beat the guys ass.

Got a handjob during Spiderman II. It was a pretty good time.

> I'd beat the guys ass

Faggot

robot here

never took a girl to the movies
but i watched a movie with a girl in my house
we were alone
we cuddled
i'm still a virgin

And you didn't fuck her?

>ask a girl to hold hands
>she declines

Not that guy but in my case I was just good friends with both the guy and the girl and the guy trusted me.

He thinks you're gay.

Is he right?

If the dude was a beta and he paid that'd be fine. As long as he's beta enough that if I showed up he'd pay for my ticket too.

what the fuck people actually give blowjobs in public theaters?

It's totally normal if you're friends with both of them. Especially if you knew the girl or both of them before they started dating.

Last time i saw Spotlight with a 4'11 gook bitch and she blew me and I came in her mouth. She spit it out though. Her pussy was so tiny I couldn't last five minutes in her

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I literally, no memeing got cucked during mockingjay part 1

>take a junior i know liked me to see frozen my sophomore year (she drove, kek)
>go in to hold her hand like 30 minutes into the movie
>we hold hands for the entire movie
>at the end of the movie, we release our hands and they're both drenched in sweat
>we both silently wipe them on our pants while not saying a word
Ended up losing my virginity a year later to this girl, though.

>take another girl to see maze runner my junior year of high school
>tried to hold her hand halfway through
>get rejected
>sat there awkwardly for the rest of that shitty movie
It was the most miserable I'd ever been.

She could probably be a good friend, but I wouldn't get romantically involved. Speaking from experience dealing with old friends of mine. It led me to do things I never should have. I hope you have better judgment than I did.

Some women get off on public stuff. That or the guy is alpha enough to get her to do it.

don't people see you?

my first gf when i was 18 gave me a handjob during hobo with a shotgun ;\ we still chat

Watching my gf squirm in the conjuring 2 was pretty entertaining desu.

holding hands is one of the most underrated pleasures in life

Maze Runner's one of the best YA adaptations for the simple fact that in that movie romance doesn't fucking exist.

Only if the movie is shit.

>walking with a girl
>instinctively hold her hand
>she pulls away and rubs her hand on her leg

Not if you sit in the back and there aren't many people there. It's not like people are doing this during opening night of a movie.

explain

Awww ye nigga.

>IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR A SKATE RAPE

My wife dragged me to go see Love and Friendship. I wasn't expecting anything, but it was better than it should have been.

>friend who works at local cinema told me she always has to kick people out for having sex during movies
>managers just decided to by a spray bottle and have the ushers squirt them from the back of the cinema like dogs

Yes
I stole a chocolate bar and gave it to her, in the middle of the movie she took out a square, put it in her mouth, and shared it with me
Good times

i had sex with my gf in the top row of the theater when we went to go see mission impossible ghost protocol. we got there 20 minutes early and it was empty

Does accidentally cumming in my pants while watching zootopia alone count?

There was one girl I would take on movie dates when we use to see each other.

She was a little clingy and always wanted to hold onto my hand while we watched and always looked at me longingly whenever people in the movie were kissing.

It went from cute, to annoying, to cute again....and it kinda just went on that trend throughout our time together.

I miss it. But oh well. Maybe again someday. With her...or perhaps with someone else.

Maybe again...

well congratulations! you got yourself cucked!

My cinema is cracking down on masturbation. Single men aren't allowed into normal screenings, but can go to a special screening on Sunday afternoons where the lights are left halfway up and the cinema staff walk up and down the aisles. It seems really unnecessary as you're required to keep your hands either behind your head or above your head for the duration of the film so the staff can be sure you aren't touching yourself inappropriately.

Is it possible to pay an escort to pretend to be your girlfriend for a few hours? I'd love to practice cuddling/holding hands at least once in my life

>never had GF
>drop out of university and move home to become a neet
>walking down to kfc one day when I run into this QT3.14 that I was into back in high school
>she seems excited to see me even though we hardly ever talked
>add her on facebook, talk for a bit and she asks if I want to go see The Conjouring 2 with her friend
>never really been into cheap jump scares but if I've got a shot with her I'll give it a go
>she messages me before the movie and says her friend can't make it and asks if I can pick her up
>pick her up in my mom's car which has baby seats in the back for my sisters kids
>sitting there the whole time thinking its awkward as fuck
>buy her ticket
>as soon as we sit down, she lifts up the arm rest between us and puts my hand on her lap
>grabs my head after a scare and puts it on her chest
>everything is going much better than expected
>end up laying with my head on her stomach while she strokes my arm
>tfw her belly rumbles right on my ear
>tfw remember she has poo in her
>feel disgusted and leave without saying anything
>block her on facebook and never speak to her again

Why is finding a girl so hard?

Just swallow your pride and date a fat chick if you're that desperate.

if they say GFE then they'll at least let you do that shit but you get what you pay for usually

>take girl to see Mazerunner: Scorch Trails
>2nd date, hold hands, she puts her head on my shoulder
>later hand on her knee
>over the coarse of the movie move it up and up until i'm squeezing her inner thigh
>bring her home and can't get my dick hard
>drive her home in the morning and never see her again out of embarrassment


fml not even a normie these opportunities dont happen often / at all :(

Several, but they usually end up being really shitty date movies. One was some awful drama about an illiterate former nazi nurse in hiding, and another was that stupid dramatization about that hippie jackass who went into the woods of Canada to live off the land and promptly died of starvation.

Just eat her ass you big fucking cunt.

But even fat/ugly girls laugh at me

>take girl to see Mazerunner: Scorch Trails
Don't they have an art cinema near you? Or at least some place that plays Wes Anderson-tier films?

Jesus, how ugly are you?

I missed this. It's been more than a year since the last time she let me in. She doesnt even have the nerve to break up with me, and desu senpai me neither.
I want to meet new qts!

Did you watch them have sex to make sure?

>Single men aren't allowed into normal screenings

How is this allowed?

two first dates to the movies, neither went very well we didnt have time to talk and get to know each other so I stopped taking girls to the movies for first dates. Movie at the house is fine because you can talk all you want even cook a meal or something while the movie is on but its just a bad thing to do IMO for a first date. Been dating a girl for a while and its just fine though

With internet dating these days, even hambeats get their inboxes blown up. They have such distorted views.

i had the same experience, went in with low expectations but surprisingly me and my wifes son loved it

Welcome to """"""""""""""""""""America""""""""""""""""""""

In the future if you're making out, and can tell your dick isn't going to get hard say something along the lines of "I like you, and want to take it slow to make sure it's real." This really only works if you're at least average looking, and can say it with confidence and in a way that makes it seem like you really want to fuck her, but you're choosing not to.

Trust me on this one. I used to deal with serious performance anxiety when it came to sex, and I found the best course of option is to take it slow with the woman. Mediation couldn't hurt either.

this was really funny my man, i appreciate it

I really just should but I doubt I could be brave / confident enough to pull something like that off

I did
>be 13
>slightly chubby but otherwise cute girl at new school is super into me
>she stops being subtle about it
>I say "what the hell" and start hanging out with her more often but I never make the move
>eventually we make it official over a fucking MSN chat
>go watch Evan Almighty with her (I know terrible movie but whatever)
>hold hands on the way there or whatever
>eat popcorn only after she grabs some to not seem like a glutton
>she leans in for a kiss more than once but I don't pick up on it
>eventually forget my rule and start eating popcorn and shit
>nothing happened
>never date again
>8 years later turns out I'm gay

>first date going to the movies
Rookie mistake.

Internet dating is horseshit. Just go volunteer somewhere or go meet some chruch qts. Unless it's some crazy fundamentalist chruch, the girls are usually just looking for dependable guys that aren't psychos.

I've got a lot of phone anxiety, and I've found that anonymous phone sex with perverts I meet on fetish forums really helps. So, take that and adapt it to your problems, anons.

>Evan Almighty
>13
I'm getting too old to be here.

> girl invites me to watch me to watch mockingjay part 1 with her
> some friends goes along
> I sit by her side
> don't make a move because virgin mongrel
> movie ends
> she says she's tired
>"teehee give me a piggyback ride"
> I give
> leaving theater holding hands
> Standing in front of the theater waiting for bus
> Dad of a guy that was with us, let's call this guy asshole shitbag, arrives to take his son home
> while this is happeming I'm talking with my bro about how the movie sucked
> while I'm shittalking JLaw asshole shitbag steal a kiss from "my" girl
> hops on his dad's car and leaves
>girl is clearly in shock
> take the next bus clearly wanting to be alone and get out of that akward situation
> mfw I literally got cucked and I'm still a kissless virgin to this day
And that's why I hate JLaw.