What's the gayest thing you've ever done, Sup Forums?

What's the gayest thing you've ever done, Sup Forums?

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Had gay sex at 12 years old with an Asian

Licked a whole lot of guy butthole.
Baked a cake.

licked a dude's weiner cuz i bet him he wouldn't make a hole in one in Wii golf

That's hot. Sex bet type things like that are my fetish.
Was he like laughing and making fun of you all through it?
Were there other bros present?

Put these in my butt

Is he a really straight guy? cuz i wanna try something like this with my straight friend

I used to experiment pretty regularly from the boys in my neighborhood.
So....
Sucked dick
Got mine sucked
Frotting
A bit of rimming and dry humping between the cheeks but not much

Fuck tranny in the ass and stick my dick in a gloryhole knowing it was a guy on the otherside. Came and ran out of booth. No faggot tho.

we're both straight. we were alone just chilling in his basement and i basically said "i'll lick your dick if you get a hole in one" right before he hit the ball. random occurence, happened to go in. we still laugh about it when we see each other since i moved away. just a dumb bet you make with a friend cuz there's no way it happens, right? taught me not to wager stupidly, though

>the big black one

O_O

Showed myself naked on chaturbate for extra spending money out of high school.

Came via anal stimulation
Came in my face
Masturbated to gay porn

I fucked another man in the asshole.

Had sex with several guys

10/10 would get my ass fucked again

Sucked a friends dick when we were camping. Swallowed it.
Regret I didn't ask for it again.

suck neighbors dick so me and my brother could play his ps2

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cruized craigslist for men willing to give me blowjobs, contacting them and meeting up and getting blown.

Which is the gayest:
1. Getting fucked in the ass by a nigger
2. Getting fucked in the ass by a white guy with a shorter-than-average dick
3. Getting fucked in the ass by a dog
4. Fucking the same dog in the ass

its only gay if you liked it

Finger in my ass in the shower while fapping with shampoo/soap as lube (for both ass and dick). Best faps I've ever had.

>Fucking a dog in the ass
HNNNNGGG right in the fetish

Fucked a tranny.
Gotten a couple of blowjobs from guys.
It's disconcerting.

Sucked a dick and got my dick sucked.
Only happened once but I want to do it again. Problem is I'm shy but also picky

I'll post a greentext of this if anyone wants it

Then getting fucked in the ass by the dog is the answer.

I miss having a dog.

Plz

what happened to your dog

I don't envy your fetish. I'd rather fuck a relatively-fresh corpse after smelling the contents of a dog's colon.

Well, the one I mentioned was given away after our other dog got hit by a car.

it shot itself

you could still use the dead dog

do it faggot

>Be 18
>assistant coach to swim team
>I basically work with the kids who are beyond terrible.
>This year there's is one kid who doesn't know how to swim at all.
>Yes, this actually happens, there is usually one every other year.
>Have to get in and teach him basic swimming techniques, like how to breath properly, kicking, how to float better and so on.
>At this point in my life, I've never thought about males sexually, but looking back now, he was one of the cutest boys I've seen.
>His body was almost exactly like pic related, pale as a ghost, no muscle definition at all, medium length wavy blonde hair.
>I just thought he was an annoying kid (I'm thinking, why tf are you doing swim team if you cant swim?)
>After feeling like I've wasted my time with him for over an hour, I asked him
>"If I may ask.. Why are you here?"
>He replies "What?"
>"Why are you doing swim team, if you can't fuckin' swim?"
>He kind of laughs
>I'm just staring at him
>There's an awkward moment when he didn't realise I expected and answer, and I didn't really care that much, but now it seems like I'm grilling him.
>He says "umm"
>He has these big green eyes with dark eyelashes, and his goggle rings bring attention to them like red eye shadow.
>I notice because they're kind of darting nervously. Over to the other kids across the pool and back to me
>Felt like I might've insulted him for asking.
>I laugh and say that I'm just kidding I don't really care, swim teams are easy
>As I move forward a bit in a "let's get back to it" kind of way, he lightly jerks towards me and brushes his hand along my speedo.

after providing evidence against Hillary Clinton in court.

I looked in the mirror and said "damn, i look good"

couldn't sleep for weeks. was worried someone may have recorded it.

Fair point, but getting fucked by a dead dog sounds like a chore, not pleasant, and fucking a dead dog would definitely be unpleasant.

>The touch didn't immediately shock me because people brush up against each other all the time in practice
>I turned around and saw him starring directly at me with this kind of fearful determined look on his face.
>My face slowly goes from a laughing "that was awkward" to being completely frozen
>This kid just reached for my dick?
>Literally do not even know what do to or say.
>Just starring at him with utter confusion for what feels like hours
>Finally he says "I'm so sorry"
>I say "Oh, it's okay.." I'm a nice guy so my dudmbfounded brain is trying to not make him feel bad while also thinking "NO, it's ABSOLUTELY NOT"
>He Says "I'm not you know."
>I respond with "Yeah, I know don't worry about it".
>I'm not socially retarded, so I immediately try to lighten the mood/situation.
>Tell him that there's probably guys on them swim team who are, but I'm not one of them.
>He kind of cracks a smile
>Jokingly say while laughing "you know what?, you got cute eyes"
>He laughs and starts to relax, but it's still kinda awkward.
>"and that pale skin, there are guys who wouldn't think twice man trust me"
>He snickers and looks at me, and ever so slightly biting his lip.
>Although I'm joking, his look sends a lightning bolt straight to my dick.

Currently dating a trap best sex I've ever had

Hook it up to a car battery and send pulses through it and only bring it back to life when you want to use it

>be 12
>me and friend arrange to go to the pool
>we get there and its closed
>at this point we had already fapped together several times
>we sit outside the pool for a while talking then I suggest
>y'know how weve fapped together
>yes user he says
>well dont you think we should
>try the real thing? He finishes
>yeah and we wouldn't be virgins after
>we get ob our scooters (we had scooters btw) and ride to this spot where there is an abandoned trench thing surrounded by bushes
>ok should we try bloow jobs first?
>Yeah he answers
>we both get our dicks out

Cont?

This was so gay I got a boner

>Everything about this situation makes me go "WTF is going on?" with my brain going a million miles an hour.
>I quickly look away over at the team.
>I'm in a complete mental confusion, the kind where your not even thinking of anything, it just feels like your face is red and there's a brick of lead in your skull.
>I notice everyone else on the team is already heading for the showers, which sort of snaps me back
>"oh shit practice is over haha"
>"uh yeah.."
>Make very cringy small talk as we walk across the pool to get out.
>I get out, give him a hand getting out.
>I see his body for the first time in full view
>He's completely hairless from head to toe, and his narrow shoulders make his hips look wide like a girls, which almost forced my attention.
>He didn't have a big butt by any means but it had a round shape to it that gave him a noticeable thigh gap, which I literally could not take my eyes away from.
>He walked in front of me to the locker room and I spent the whole walk just mesmerised by everything about him.
>Maybe it was the fact that he made an advance on me that was making my mind irreversibly link him to sex.
>His shoulders and were without any muscle at all, his legs were skinny, pale as milk and as smooth as I'd imagine it to possibly be for any human to be.
>I had never thought sexually about a man before and I was eyeing every inch of this freshman boys body
>We got to the showers and almost everybody was already done and getting changed.

Continue

go on

Bump

I forgot to register to vote for this election.

Jesus Christ... hurry.

>no pretyping a greentext

I suck myself off with varying degrees of success

lol wut r u gay

plox dun gax

>Look over at him
>Thought that i saw his eyes come up quickly from my crotch area.
>He just smiles and turns to his shower, cheeky shit.
>We've both been in here for waaayy longer than any normal person would be.
>My mind goes to that nervous blanked out state again where I don't even know how to think in this situation let alone act
>"Jake"
>"Finn"
>Heart's pounding, face red like a tomato, dick now limp in nervousness
>"Why did you uh.. do that thing in the pool?"
>He grins like the Cheshire Cat.
>I'm so confused I don't even know who I am anymore
>"I mean, its okay you shouldn't feel bad, I don't care"
>Just saying random shit to try and back peddle/make it seem like it's a sincere question.
>He's not smiling anymore.
>Gibberish just pouring out of my mouth.
>Even though I'm looking right at him my mind is so clouded and spinning I barely even notice him walking up to me.
>My voice trails out
>He's standing directly in front of me
>My dick tightens right up against my speedo again.
>He's just staring at my eyes.
>I'm completely speechless, frozen by his eyes.
>"You mean, why did I do.. this?"

>id already seen his dick befire but it looked so inviting
>smooth, big (for the age) land throbbing slightly
>he sucks mine first
>just the tip
>it feels fucking awesome like a weaker feeling of orgasm concentrated in one spot
>he stops
>whats it like? I asked
>he says its sorta like a big piece of gum thats gone hard from not being chewed in a while
>i go down and suck his tip
>so soft and warm
>i go down further

Had sex with a man
he was dressed as a girl though

i had gay sex with my uncle when I was 9 - 13
I was lucky though, I didn't stay gay when I grew up

thats not gay

>He puts his hand directly on my dick
>I flinch and let out a huge breath of air I didn't even realise I was holding.
>Through my breaths "you're so cute.."
>My dick is in so much pain, feels like It's going to rip through my speedo or break from trying.
>He starts rubbing me through my speedo
>I'm literally trembling
>With a giant smile he says "I thought you said, you weren't.."
>Tell him that he's so cute...
>He laughs
>He's practically glowing with excitement and satisfaction in what he's doing to me
>Confusion fading now and becoming replaced with pupil dilating lust.
>I grab his hand from my dick, pull him into me and kiss him directly on the lips with great force.
>Pull away and he looks stunned, those gorgeous eyes looking up at me, lips slightly parted.
>His lithe, milky body pelted and dripping with water, all like something out of a wonderful,wonderful dream.
>Grabbed his arm, tell him to come with me.
>I look around the corner of the showers
>There are still people over by the lockers

Well I mean it's still the gayest thing I've ever done

Bump

>I let go of him and motion for him to follow me
>Not wasting any time I step out and walk as casually as I can the opposite direction of the lockers, trying to find anywhere we can go
>My head is pounding, and my dick remains unchanged in fighting my speedo.
>Finally, I find a bathroom in the back of the building I didn't even know existed before this point, its so out of the way of all the lockers.
>I open the door. Its a single bathroom. With a lock.
>My heart and dick are about to explode
>We basically have a little motel room. This is really going to fucking happen right now
>In one swift motion I pull him in, slam the door, lock it, push him down on the toilet seat then pull out my cock.
>He seemed to be just as speechless as I was, but his eyes, darting up to mine then down at my cock, looked like they were burning small fires.
>My cock is the hardest it has ever been in my life, and feels like It just might rip through my skin.
>He reaches out, hesitates, then grabs my shaft.
>I let out a quivering, moaning exhale.
>He starts jerking me.
>"Jesus fucking christ..."
>"You're really hard.."
>"I've never been so turned on in my life"
>"You think I'm cute?"
>"Cuter than any girl that I've ever met"
>He starts jerking harder and faster
>"Holy f-f-uck..."
>"You want to cum on my 'pale skin' don't you?"
>"Fuuuark...Mee.."
>He pumps so damn fast and hard like a jack hammer
>"What was that?"
>"I'm gonna fucking cum"
>He lunges forward and puts mouth around my cock, pushing his head down as far as he could go.
>I practically scream. I feel my entire body pulse toward my dick and explode the largest shot of cum I have ever straight down his throat.
>He pulls back of my dick, stroking me with fury.
>I came shot after shot after shot onto his supple pink lips and big lustful eyes.
>Completely blacked out in pleasure
>When I finally open my eyes I see his whole body has been covered in cum, from head to thighs, and I'm still hard.

>it feels so wrong yet so right
>i say lets do it then
>i bend over
>he rubs the tip on my rim and puts it in slightly
>ohfuckyes.jpg
>i start Jerking hin off from behind
>he stops
(we didn't really know what we were doing)
>i say ill fuck him know
>he bends over
>knew the hole was too tight and didn't have lube
>lick his arsehole
>user wha?
>Trust me
>grab his dick and put mine in
>jerk him while thrusting
>feels fucking great
Cont?

...

>What a fucking sight it was.
>He stands up, wiping the cum from his eyes and mouth.
>I'm still slightly paralysed
>He looks down at himself: covered with cum every inch of his chest and stomach, dripping down to his baby smooth legs, with globs of cum dripping to his hard cock in his speedo.
>Seeing such a young, flawlessly childlike figure drenched in my semen is an image I will never, ever forget.
>While laughing he says"FINN!"
>Still out of breath "what did you do to me?"
>Replying back "what did YOU do to ME?"
>Smiling like a madman, clearly overjoyed with how much he pleasured a guy like me, takes off his speedo and puts it in the bathroom sink and starts washing it and his face.
>"I didn't think it was possible to cum so much"
>I don't say anything. My eyes and brain are locked onto his now fully naked body.
>his cock is beyond adorable. No more than 4 inches erect, stands straight up and is just as ghostly white as the rest of his skin, his small, hairless balls held tight to the base.
>Not a hair can be spotted.
>As he washes the cum out of his speedo, his butt shakes with the movement of his arms.
>Unrestrained by his tight speedo, his ass looks even better than I thought it did. Skinny and firm, but a plump roundness giving him small girl like hips.
>His skinny legs and that thigh gap of his that held my gaze earlier was just amazing, this time with his little round balls peaking out in between.
>My cock has not lost even a bit of erection.
>"So Jake..."
>He turns around, his smile, it seems, permanently etched onto his face.
>"Yeah?"
>"What do you want to do next?"

Beat my meat to this femboy

Participated in consensually sexual acts with a member of the same sex.

I say, that is very homosexual.

...

>Tapping the counter.. "I dunno..."
>We just stare at each other for a moment.
>Very briefly I think about the fact that this is a boy, a very, very young boy and that everything about this is wrong.
>I look up then to see him bite his lip just like he did in the pool when he first cracked my defences.
>This time, though, he's standing fully naked and erect in front of me, dripping in my cum.
>I cannot control myself.
>I cannot control my lust.
>I take two swift steps forward, grab him by the shoulders and kiss him.
>I kiss him hard, and he kisses back.
>I don't even know where I want my hands.
>I rub his entire body, spreading my cum over his smooth belly and down to his cock, which I cover entirely with just one enclosed hand,
>He begins letting out breathy moans escape between our mouths.
>I kiss him more passionately than I have ever kissed a girl.
>I bathed in the cloud of his breath and pleasurous moans. I felt his cock twitch in my hand and his lips quiver against mine.
>I reached my hand back behind him and grabbed a handful of his ass with force. It was small and fit into my hand easily. Smooth like porcelain, soft like velvet
>Slowly I massaged and groped him, then, I slipped my fingers between his cheeks.
>Breaking out kiss he moaned like an animal in heat as I kissed his neck and rubbed the smooth, tight entrance of his hole.
>The outside of his hole was as hot as a furnace and just rubbing it made my whole body start moving and shaking, pumping my unfathomably stiff cock into his stomach and hands.
>"Finn.. uh..uh...mmm"
>"You are so sexy Jake... You are so cute.... You are so fucking sexy Jake"
>He was breathing now like he just ran a mile, pushing his ass back against my hand, wrapping both hand tightly around my body, squeezing, moaning. The he turned around.

what's getting fucked by a dog like? I've been meaning to try it. does it feel good or is it too rough? did things change between you and your dog?

>were both moaning with pleasure
>he checks his watch
>shit user the pools open now
>but what about?
>ill jerk you off in the pool
>soundsgood.mp4
>we arrive at the pool
>go to mens changing room
>no one there
>should we?
>user lets go to a toilet stool for better privacy
>we find one and go on
>i wanna suck you again i say
>we get our dicks out
>i start to suck him again
>hnnnghh.tiff
>bend over i say
>he does
>i start rim teasing him
>3 mins later
>lets go in to the pool he says
>pull up pants
>get dressed
>go in

>He leans on the counter, standing on his tippy toes, rubbing his ass up and down the shaft of my cock.
>"Finn..."
>I'm frozen. something about seeing a young, hairless boy, begging, ACHING for your cock to fuck him...
>It cant be described. The way he pressed and rubbed his ass onto me showed a level of eager lust I didn't think existed outside of porn.
>"Finn.. I want you, I..want....y--" words were replaced by his ass pushing into me harder and faster, letting out moans as if I were already fucking him.
>I knew I couldn't go in dry, and unable to wait any longer, I jump down to my knees and spread his cheeks wide open.
>"Ahh! oh.."
>his hole was perfectly pink, almost the exact same colour as his pastel skin. His tight balls and cock hanging stiff below.
>"does it look good Finn?"
>Playfully say, shut up.
>He knows how good it looks, the fucking hypnotist.
>I shove my face into his ass
>"OH fuck!"
>Mind you, I have never eaten ass before, so I was surprised by how good it actually tasted. It tasted like soap mixed with his sweat and a little chlorine.
>The taste was hardly on my mind. Feeling how tight and warm his hole actually was made my mind go completely blank.
>This was Jake's asshole, this cute little boy's asshole, and it was desperate to engulf my cock.
>No fucking more.
>I stood up and brought my cock to his entrance. My cock, somehow even more erect than it was earlier, actually hurt just aiming it down at his hole.
>He begs saying please..
>I push. The warmth against my tip felt like it could bring me to orgasm by itself. I push harder.
>"AHHH STOP!"
>Concerned I asked him, did it hurt? Are you okay?"
>"yea just... stop for a second"
>It didn't even feel like my tip passed the entrance, and his whole body is shaking with his head in his arms. I knew this wasn't going to work.
>Then,
>"Wait right here Jake don't even move. Just wait right here. I got an idea."

>Moving faster than the speed of light, I pulled up my speedo and ran outside.
>My cock was tucked up by the waistband and it was so hard that my tight speedo couldn't even press it to my stomach.
>I ran through the locker with an enormous erection out in the open and I don't even care if anyone sees. (luckily nobody did, or at least I didn't see anyone).
>I made it to the showers and found what I was looking for, my conditioner.
>I use this conditioner to jack off furiously every morning, and it never burns or irritates.
>I figure its worth a shot.
>I sprint full speed back to the bathroom and throw open the door like a swat soldier
>Find Jake unmoved, wiggling his ass at my with his giant grin.
>"What's that?"
>"It's my conditioner,"
>"Your conditioner? HAHA what?
>"yeah, I use it to jerk off, it's great lube"
>...
>"Are you sure that can.. like, go in me? Y'know?"
>"Well.. I mean.. It definitely gets in my dick when I use it and it never bothered me. I'll just use my finger"
>"Okay..."
>"see how you feel"
>Without wasting a second I cover my fingers in the conditioner and start rubbing his hole.
>"Owee that's cold"
>Yep, this was going to work. My finger was probing the entrance to his whole, I could easily slide in.
>I push my finger all the way in, to which Jake gasps.
>Feeling the inside him made my cock start stwitching over and over on its own.
>It was unbelievably hot, and the entrance, twitching and squeezing like Jake was already having an orgasm
>was like tighter than a vice around my finger, which dug deep into a squishy, slippery organ that caressed and milked everything inside.
>I was inside of him. I was feeling the insides of a cute little boy.
>I fucked him slowly with my fingers for several minutes, adding more and more the longer I went, cum leaking from his cock forming now a nice puddle between his legs. Until finally,
>"Just fucking fuck me already Finn!"

became a tranny

>I did not wait. I spread the lube on my cock, and primed myself at his hole.
>I took a moment to take in the whole picture.
>This beautifully pale, smooth and lithe boy
>Bent over a bathroom counter, moaning, breathing, standing on his tippy toes
>Presenting his flawless pink asshole to my cock, pushing back, waiting to be pleasured.
>I knew this was the greatest day of my life. It still is.
>I began to push.
>This time I felt his ass open over the tip of my cock, causing Jake to bury his face further into his arms.
>"Are you ok?"
>He nods quickly.
>I grabbed and stroked his cock to help with the pain of me being inside him
>It felt weird to hold a cock that's not your own for the first time.
>I push the tip all the way in and my mind starts to go numb again from the intensity of the feeling.
>His hole clenched and sucked on my cock like a vacuum blowjob, and the slippery warmth was close to finishing me off.
>"Are you okay?"
>He nods again.
>I can't take it anymore. It's over.
>My cock now has full reign over my body.
>I plunge the rest of my cock into his ass.
>he screams, his head shoots up like he was struck by lightning, curving his his back, flailing his arms over the counter.
>I freeze, fully inside him.
>Waited for a moment to regain my body back
>We fucked for what felt like forever, but was only minutes
>It was absolute bliss
>I was close to cuming, so i slowed down and fucked him slowly
>Asked if he was close
>Said yes in a out of breath tone
>I slowly ran my finger down his chest to his cute cock
>Then I just rubbed the tip

>we swim to an empty end
>ok do it
>we both put our hands down each others swimming shorts
>start rubbing his glorious hard cock while focusing on not cumming while he rubs mine
>we both stop
>user lets do this after the pool so we can do more stuff
>swim for half an hour
>leave pool
>so horny and excited
>user we should go somewhere public so its more dangerous
>we sneak into the business park and into a covered bike shed
>pull out dicks
>69 on the floor and fuck while bent over the bikes
>i cum in his ass
>he cums in my mouth
>clean up and never speak of It again

Had my twink boyfriend suck my cock and then fuck his ass

>"my.. my knees.. are weak. My palms are sweaty"
>oh god no. quickly pull out.
>its falling out of his asshole already
>moms spaghetti.

Went to Sup Forums.

Had sex with my best friend when we were kids. We didn't even see it as 'gay,' we just felt those urges so that's what we did. 'Gay' and 'straight' weren't really concepts to us at the time and I'm completely heterosexual to this day.

full naked ass sex with a man twice my age in a leather swing.

created a fake facebook account and sent an anonymous coming out / love letter to a guy-cquaintance

Had sex with a lady boy in Thailand, Best BJ I ever had. 10/10 would do again.

>Pic is not here but looked really really close to it.

>not one compliment on my ass
well fuck you guys

That is a damn fine ass

i'd rather fuck you, guy hahahahahsbjbddsfad

been fucked by 5 different guys the past 4 days, two guys took turns one day. pretty sure I've got every faggot disease in existence now

After watching the prequels, I too have faggot diseases

cooking

When I was a teen in NYC, a random guy in the street at night approached me, saying he'd blow me for 20 bux. Being a broke kid at the time, took him up on it. We went to some very dark apartment near my place, he sucked me off until I came (he spit it out). It was very awkward. Never saw him around again.

Kid named Josh moved into the apartment above mine in May. Small talk in passing he told me he got emancipated from his parents at when he turned 16 in March. Aunt of his paid his rent as long as he stayed in school. 6 weeks ago, I saw him looking like he'd been smacked around hard recently. He had been trying to score some x and they just robbed him and gave him a medium-rare beatdown. I told him to come inside to grab an ice pack.

Cont in greentext?

Me and another guy fucked a girl at the same time. Didn't touch dicks or anything, but still another dude in the room made it hard for me to cum.

>We're both straight
uh huh

got fucked in the ass.
fucked that same kid in the ass.
Dont know why i did it but i didnt turn out gay i always get boners for women.

Hair like this

started a thread on Sup Forums

after that faggotry, I could barely walk

>He was panting so quickly and his hole was getting tighter, as if it wasn't already
>From that, I knew he was close
>So I Start to fuck him harder and faster while still rubbing his tip
>Then i Came inside him
>It didn't take long for him to cum after I did
>He clenches his hole and HOLY SHIIIT it felt like it was going to cut my dick off.
>Ask him if he had fun
>He could barely speak but, he nods saying yes very faintly
>We looked at the mess we made, then cleaned it up
>After we cleaned up we went back to the showers and quickly showered again. Luckily no one noticed us going back.
>When class was finished Jake stayed back and after everyone left, we gave each other our phone numbers
>Since then we have been together for 2 years and fucking some where else, so we don't have to sneak around as much.


Please note that I am not the original person who wrote this, but I have altered it, since it had many needed corrections to make more readable and not have things not make sense. Also this is not the original ending. They did this.

gave a blowjob to my little cousin