Need strategic advice. I ordered something online to my apartment. I used PayPal and had them put "current resident" instead of my name. Basically I don't want my name tied to this. Package was delivered to the building office, so they emailed me to come pick it up. I walked in and the box had been opened, so I said it wasn't mine. "Must have been the previous resident."
I paid over $50 for it. I either need the item or the money back. What can I do? Tell the shipper it was stolen? How would that work? (posting vintage Katies to attract interest)
Why the fuck would you care what your maildude thinks about your dragon dildo? That nigger should be happy he has a job.
Lucas Parker
That's not what it is. Looking for real advice here.
Christopher Murphy
if you want advice tell us what was in the box
Charles Ross
Why the fuck is the office opening resident's mail? It did have your apartment number on it yes? Anyway it's a gift for you and your girlfriend to play with.
Logan Torres
First things first, Was your product still in the box? Opened does not mean stolen per-se. Filing a report for that would be a federal offense. (Illegal police report etc..)
2) What was the product?
3) Contact your local postal company and throw an complaint their way if you are actually missing the item, the maildude should report damages to the parcel if he delivered it like that. (hopes are the product is intact and not 50% there) -- In that case they should cover you. But thats how it works overhere..
4) Just use your god-damn name next time, will make shit so much easier,
5) Dont come to Sup Forums for advise. 99% of the people here are trolls.
Adrian Kelly
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Bentley Taylor
It's nothing sexual. It's a box of key blanks.
Dylan Rogers
Dumb ass, the shit's not actually missing. He lied and said it wasnt his because he didnt want to admit to it.
It's probably either a sex toy or drugs.
Liam Powell
My dude, how have you not picked up on the fact that its obviously illegal?
Cooper Ortiz
what do you care about blank keys being on your name?
its not illegal to have them.
Luis Smith
There's nothing illegal or embarrassing about that.
C'mon, what's in the box?
Blake Flores
OP WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THE BOX, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE WITH US WITHOUT TELLING US WHAT YOU FUCKING ORDERED, OP
Gavin Murphy
That's a whole lotta typing to be so fucking stupid.
Nathan Cook
troll'n this hard.
Joseph Reed
a gun
Matthew Hall
Better question is what compelled the maildude to open it. Was it ticking?
Elijah Murphy
I'll cover your sales tax if you want to buy bullets to throw in the fire you piece of shit cock sucker. Seriously gtfo with your dumb ass thread of bullshit. Blah blah I said it wasn't my box, gtfo u fucking pussy prick.
Aaron Lopez
who is this girl??? i remember these pics from long ago and i've tried to remember her name several times but never could
Charles Green
I think everything was in the box that was supposed to be. So there isn't a theft per del but still I paid for it and I can't get it, so wtf can I do now?
Isaiah Thomas
you are fucking autsitic
Elijah Walker
Did you read the op? >(posting vintage katies to attract interest).
Tyler Torres
Katie. She still has a website I think.
Hunter Mitchell
A package never says "Current resident". That shit is only for third-class pre-sorted junk mail and catalogs. Anyone with half a brain would know there's something weird about it.
You're not going to get your money back and you're not going to get the item unless they threw it out and you find it in the trash.
Need to know what's in it in order to give good advice are you worried about being arrested or embarrassed
Cooper Long
>inb4 op tells and this happens into a best of Sup Forums thread because everyone makes fun of him put me in screenshot pls
Kevin Moore
OP confirmed for buying dead kid pussy on the deep Web.
Andrew Price
>embarrassing
Okay, so it's a dragon dildo. Quite being a pussy, go get your package and if she starts spreading shit, tell her to get fucked. Your potential boss doesn't care what you do when your tie is off, you fucking mongoloid.
Elijah Rivera
>key blanks. Aaaargh! I get ya Sup Forumsro! You already fucked up. Now you can't go back and say it's your package. Eat the $50 and learn a fucking lesson. Next time take the damn package. Nobody gives a shit, and probably, no one would have even known what they were looking at, dumbass.
Carter Flores
how about you go back to the office and claim the fucking package you retarded fuck!
Henry Hill
What part of dragon dildo do you not understand, Sup Forumsro?
Michael Murphy
I can't claim it now that they might know what it is. My only hope is that they ship it back and my PayPal gets refunded. I thought about getting a random person to go in and claim it, but there's pretty much zero chance of me setting that up. I was really hoping for some advice here on how to get a refund, or shift blame on somebody else for the cost or something like that.
Nolan Jenkins
Call the office tell them they should return to sender because it was a mistaken shipment
Joseph Price
i guess some drugs
John Price
bump keys ?
Jose Brown
>used paypal >dont want name tied to purchase
you fucked up
Jayden Barnes
clearly he bought something off the dark net..
Nicholas Jackson
He probably bought a cheese pizza disk
Hunter Garcia
have friend call office and ask if they have a package for their old residence that was linked to amazon or whatever. They take package.
Christian Parker
>implying OP has friends
Jordan Lewis
Pretty gay. Someone in the office noticed something was up and decided to open the package to see what's in it.
Just tell the company you bought it from that you think someone in your building office stole it and you never got it. Then order it again to a safe location.
It's only 50 bucks man.
Jaxson Fisher
Just go and claim the box, say you'll hold into it just in case the "previous owner" shows up to claim it. What are you autistic? Holy fuck you god damn mongoloid
Gabriel Gutierrez
Kek
Christopher Perry
OP is jumpy as fuck. Has to be illegal.
Adam King
There's no way they would give it to me believing it is someone else's package, and I already said it isn't mine. And its not a dido or anything sick like that.
And for the record, it isn't illegal, and I would never shop on the dark/deep web. It's just some stuff from a girl I have known for while online, who I volunteer for part-time helping her out, and I just thought I would get a few things from her since we're getting somewhat close lately.
Isaiah Thompson
I've been a huge fan of Katie from Katies-world since 2000, and I've never seen these blowjob pics. PLEASE post source or all of them, or a zip or something.
Adrian Martin
I didn't post the bj pics. Don't have source.
Jacob Hill
Who gives a fuck then, I assume you only bought shit from here to try to get into her pants? Objective complete? Take the loss and next time just say its yours seriously. Why would you say the "keys" weren't yours. I seriously can't comprehend why you did what you did
Justin Baker
WTF nails!!!!
Adrian Brown
>It's just some stuff from a girl I have known for while online, who I volunteer for part-time helping her out, and I just thought I would get a few things from her since we're getting somewhat close lately.
OP, you should've kept it in your pants. Is the party van on the way? Doubt it. Are you on the van list? Probably. Could be worse, you could've been set up for the new Hansen vs. Predator show.
