/mlb/ general - loling @ you Edition

NYM:Granderson smokes two-run bomb on Friday
CHC:Lester fires seven shutout frames in victory
WAS:Turner goes yard twice, walks off Nationals
BOS:Rick Porcello becomes MLB's first to 20 wins
MIA:Fernandez fans 14 in seven scoreless frames
LA:Kershaw yields two runs in first game off DL
CLE:Salazar leaves start with forearm tightness
ARZ:A.J. Pollock departs with left groin injury
DET:Victor Martinez powers Tigers past Orioles
BAL:Chris Davis (thumb/hand) not at 100 percent

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our year

sweet dance

Red Sox WS 2016

the blue jays will miss the playoffs by 4 games

>three rain delays

Not even god can stop the Yankees

omg... that's lit...

Michael Fulmer AL ROTY

Is there a more average reporter than alanna rizzo

Postseason here we come

hahaha damn that's cool

>first for 2016 World Series Champion New York Yankees
How funny will it be when they give Arod a ring next spring

Delete that OP or I'm making an NL+AL-EAST thread.

were they forced to do this?

Someone make a new thread

>Red Cuck fans pretending that cringe shit is cool to distract from the pinstripe doom bearing down on them

>pissboi ""threats""
top kek

you can do whatever you want just know that it will suck and you're sucks

How do the Dodgers feel about the Yankee steamroll they're about to come into?

so who are the yankees going to start in the wildcard game

>wildcard

We're not thinking wildcard senpai

tanaka? kind of a stupid question

oh, so you're just going to decide day-of?

What the fuck was Span doing?

Yes, we are deciding to have a day off when we take the division and the wild card teams fight it out

what, you can't take a day off for the wild card, it's one game elimination

You're facing three very high-strikeout pitchers.

World series preview, I like it.

Only retards would disagree that a 2016 Dodger Yanks WS would be the most viewed in the last decade.

Top kek, fuck off you retarded swine.

You can't even reach WSGS levels. Shit, you're so new you probably weren't even here for that.

That's funny because the Mets just signed him

>two nl rookie pitchers who will get rocked in the al east
>a guy who got shelled coming off the dl

I'm not worried

2016 WS will be revenge for piazza

nice

Piazza should've ripped that fuckers head off

They were both on roids and somewhat douchebags, but Clemens was an insufferable cunt in this instance

is dg more autistic than mauer

Clemens dindu nuffin. Piazza started it and can't take the banter

Pray to christ that happens because if the Yankees drop a game to two Rockies and Kershaw in NY you're is gonna be back to 1.7% playoff odds quicker than the Giants collapse.

is the giants bullpen going to blow another game?

It will happen :)

Just close your eyes and it'll be quicker

Surprised bumshit didn't give up 6 runs and burry the game in the 5th like he has for the past month

>if the Yankees drop a game to two Rockies
>Rockies
pls not the rockies, they have fucked our shit up in every game. We're lucky we even took 1 game from them

You can only reply to this post if your team has 90 wins this season.

Not so fast everyone not the Cubs.

He hasn't done that though

> Reddick

You can only reply to this post if your team has a World Series appearance and/or win in the past 90 years.

You should make that a banner "First team to reach 90 wins in 2016"

You could hang it up where you going to hang up all your World Series banners

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chat!
get fucked venezuela

You can only reply to this post if your team has a World Series win in the past 90 years.

Over/under 105 wins for CHC?

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God that weird dance thing is so goddamn awkward.
I cant get over it.

damn that dance is lit and fire

daily reminder that deluded blow gays fans actually though an offense thats top 3 in GIDPs and strikeouts and bottom 5 in BA was actually good and was going to make the playoffs

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Anyone else watching Japan vs. Korea?
>tfw no japs and koreans to shitpost furiously at each other for our amusement

>not wearing safety goggles over glasses
just blind my shit up

>69 mph fastball

Can you imagine Aroldis Chapman pitching against those ladies?

They need to either shrink the diamond or make some new baserunning rules. Because it's way too easy to steal in women's baseball. Slap a single through the hole and you might as well just give the person 3rd base. The pitches are too slow and their arms are too weak to throw anyone out.

tfw the girl in that one Pitch! show throws fucking 85

Is second base an automatic steal in Women's baseball? None of the catcher can even make a throw over there without the ball bouncing a couple times

stealing is rude so they don't do it

>chapman could literally bean and kill woman and get away with it

I'm sure he'd love it

fastest we've seen in the tournament is 80, but the quality of play here is clearly low as fuck, girls play softball


nah a couple of the catchers can make it, and if they can make the baserunners are always thrown out easily they're so fucking slow

harder than jered weaver lel

shrinking the diamond is how you get meme softball dingers

>routine groundball to short
>runner beats it out
>not before the ball bounces several times to first

What is this shit? Little leaguers are better than this

Holy shit, a routine grounder to SS is a hard play for these broads.

Nice running catch by the LF

from what I've seen not really, the girls are appropriately slow so if they play defense at a decent level it works out fine. Korea is just a very bad team, they're ranked 11th or something, none of them can throw for shit

Tell that to the Nips. They're running all over these gooks.

This pretty much ends any wonder I had of women playing MLB

I'm not even being misogynistic but an average high school team would btfo of these women

some team stole 20 bases against pakistan. rude as fuck


The average D1 softball team can probably play baseball better than these girls also

These nips are arrogant as fuck

>super round
what did it mean

I fucking love this Australian announcer. ABL, Premier12, this dude is everywhere. I'm pretty sure he was calling WBC qualifiers too. Makes me happy when I tune into an international game and this guy is calling it.

Japan is already in the final also, really rude that they keep stealing

why are you talking about yourself idiot

I appreciate that he no longer says innings inappropriately

second round. korea is the odd team out, they're shit. but this tournament is in korea so they rigged their group with even shittier teams. but it's also good since they're the qtest team

i've noticed that when women play the pitchers can't go more than two or three pitches without making some sort of gesture or intentional emote, same for the batters, just wondering maybe you can help me speculate why there's such poor focus and concentration

I wish I was him 2bh

I think you might be autistic because I've never noticed anything out of the ordinary from these players

wtf why is korea allowed to sub a dude in at first base

oh a slightly better arm on this shortstop, only one bounce to first

My qt 3Bfu is in the game

I think women trying to be men is just adorable

We shouldn't let them vote, but it's cute that they try

>not even a spic team this time
>chat is still spics
I guess what they say about this sport is true


also at least 3B has a decent arm

>runner on second one out
>sac bunt

someone PLEASE explain analytics to these slant bitches????

HAHAHAHH fucking casilla

THROW STRIKES DUMB BITCH MAYBE YOU NEED NEW GLASSES

They the most try-hard team in the whole shebang.
Also it's Korea. Why wouldn't you embarrass the country you have beef with?

Whyd we trade for smith if we're just gonna let Casilla pitch to a left, boch Das on fám

>stealing

eject her, korea still hasn't worked out who will cover on those

She's only 15, pls don't bully her

Why is he so perfect?

>he doesn't know about polycarbonate lenses

Also someone take those fucking noisemakers away from these people. Jesus.

Kek

>ywn play on dream park three with your little league bros

Number 13 a cute

>Tanaka/Verlander
>Martinez/Syndergaard
Which WC game will be better?

corea is most glorious under god and heaven ^__^

jjokbari fucking shits x_x ! die !

jjokbari shits die in fire!! corea only best nation under glorious heaven most fertile women ballplayer

die in fire jjokbari who kill king gojong and empress min!!! ^ㅇ^

She's 14 you scum

Why do Asians all have that same swing? As if they're already running before they make contact?