/brit/

Friend within edition - part 2

youtube.com/watch?v=omXHs6MA23g

ENJOY THE SCUMMY TUNES, LADS - HAVE A BLESSED SATURDAY!!

cara

watching some runt post on Sup Forums on this bus i'm on

2bh lads

business idea: become a director and create many high budget films all with the first scene starting with a pan out from a dog's anus.

going for a shower, smell like an anus.

how do these anal relapses happen

seriously need a bf

kunt

This in all honesty lads

i failed sixth form - twice

actually this

I can deadlift 29 stone lads

TEMARC

THE RIVER TEMARC

IN WINTER

Sometimes praying away the gay doesn't work and people end up suffer an anal relapse


I'm assuming you mean't prolapse

*wiggles my bum*

anyone ever tried the meme of fixing your phone by putting it in rice? does it work?

SHAKA, WHEN THE WALLS FELL

THIS 2BH XDDDDDDD THIS THIS THIS THIS XXXXDDDD SO MUCH THIS 2BH XD CARA IS SO FUCKING HOT HOLY FUCKING SHIT XXXXXD

how do anal prolapses happen

the car

*meant

Too much gay sex

thought i had prolapsed once, but it was just part of my anus swelling up, i was sat in a car on a bumpy road around that time and thought my anus sac might have burst and be bleeding all into my pants, i swear i could feel the warmth of the blood, but it was mind playing tricks on me

Got called a melt in tesco lads

i went through a phase where i was afraid to poo in case i prolapsed
anxiety does strange things to me

it's just meant to draw moisture away

doing a reminisce

business idea: bumposting

dormer 2bh lads

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>they didn't study her genome

bit of a waste

drank 4 pack of K Cider last night and pissed my bed
the mattress has been in the living room airing out all day

bismillahirahmaniraheem

how are my fellow pa-, I mean brits

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I once went through a phase of being afraid to fart in case I would shart, but I am thankfully free from any Yank genes

kyary

Looks like my arse that.

wish i was lying. dad just caught me singing the aussies toiliet bog fart version of "it aint me".

i just went quiet right when I saw him, he just shook his head and kept walking

weird lookin gtr

planning on doing a cry later on

NEED an Anglo-Indian gf ngl

Don't give us any pictures

what are they going to discover from it? that shes an oldcunt?

>aussies toiliet bog fart version of "it aint me".
please clarify

have you ever even seen a gt-r? can't imagine you see many supercars as a europoor

give us a pic or two

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had a pint of guiness after work now I'm back home lads

still miss her :/

"What's the motive, G?"

m e i nthe oucc

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anti-caralad is probably the worst poster in this general

honourable mentions are the pedophile, anti leaf yank (who's probably the same person as anti-caralad), and montreal

excuse me

71084391
absolutely grim post

he only heard the first two lines from me at least

nah we don't have cars or fridges in europe

wha' game lad

who /4'8" and built like a cornish astronomy student

Wish i worked for Know your meme desu. Id blow the lid off all the /brit/ gimmicks

Worst poster is Alg*rian. Nobody else even comes close. Filtered several entire countries because of him

it's a super-gt car, barely a nissan at that point

forza horizon 3

No i'm anti-cara lad. dont care about leafs

going to move to canada one day lads, soon as i finish my degree. mark my words

crease

thanks

oh yeah prolly should have spotted that

Let's move mountains today

Overheard some girl wearing a "stop cruelty, go vegan" shirt talk about inventing crude names for meat dishes
foie gras would be "pain paté" or "waterboarded duck"
Her mates thought it was really, really clever

11 months of HRT

real virgin hours

"Wagwan, Boss - roll safe my G"

how do you waterboard a duck

Who wants to place a bet that North Korea will kick up a fuss around late March to early April time?

3/1 odds. Place your bets!

no one cares about a fucking leaf's opinion. have had two separate posters tell me they like "mocking retarded caraposters" gimmick. keep trying to fit in though

>feb 2017
>STILL no black gf

ffs

>Implying it isn't a yearly tradition

Saw a qt black girl with her white bf the other day

rooo

>have had two separate posters tell me they like "mocking retarded caraposters" gimmick

>qt
>black
pick 1 and only one

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thats a big shoe

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*ppffffffrrrrRRRRRRTTT*

rorke

not me sorry mate. still going out tonight

For you

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH MOTHERLAND

They are referring to the fact that ducks and geese are force-fed to fatten them up in preparation for their slaughter

was it jewkino?

For a shoe

jayquanda

whoa what??? I'm becoming a vegan!!!

ahem

really makes you think...

>that will never be my hand

I'm only eating people now 2bh
At least they are cruel and deserve it

me in the north land

a black on my dick and a paki on my face and were in business, a true british threesome

this /brit/ is fucking shit