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>Gall is shook
>Overeem will be champ
>Joanna is 2 qt
Schaub is God
Better thread. Joanna bless.
>Overeem will be champ
The funny thing is that this really will happen and we'll have yet another meme champion.
schaub
Good thread.
i agree
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Schaub bless my nigga.
>mfw I can shock anyone in this thread with a single post directed at them
shock me
Do any of you think Karolina stands even a slight chance? She didnt really look like a world beater in the fight with rose and she was pretty tired in round 3
Gentle heminder that Daniel "DC" Cormier, the UFC Light Heavyweight Champion, is White.
Someone post the Donald Cerro-nay shrug webum, pls.
Kickboxing is the patrician martial art
>mfw no one has every beaten me in a discussion, you all fall before my might
>when you see an /asp/ie on the horizon
>Replied
Shook
McGOAT bless us, every one
iron sharpens iron
>Tfw 5 black champs by the end of the week (Conor is black)
Feels superior man
Goober bless
For our new mandrama friends, HD streams can be found here:
idoportal.com
>This fucking Webm
Fuck's sake, Gooby.
You said shock, bitch. Try again.
>Alistair
>Tyron
>Conor
>????
only three mate
>bragging about your record on heem
>spain is perma shook
watch me control him
Do i have to fucking make every single thread? Link the old thread in the Op, dumbass. It's the least you could do, you lazy fuck.
Actually it's 7 instead of 5. I miscounted.
1. Mighty Mouse
2. Aldo
3. Jon Jones
4. DC
5. Conor
6. Tyron
7. Overeem
>tfw I realized that if mandrama man wins tomorrow /heem/ will have lost the war to mandrama
we here at /nba/ are rooting for you /heem/
>Mighty Mouse
>DC
gonna have to flag you there mate, thems white fighters
10/10
Thank you /asp/
WWE will be out of business in 10 years, they aren't a threat
He knows what's up, he'll stay quiet if he knows whats good for him.
>Tfw CM Punk checks a leg kick and Mickey Gall breaks his leg
mickey has some gall to stand up to cum punk
he's gonna get pounded and creamed by the straight=edge gayslicer
I've never really understood why that matters tbqhwyf
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Post more Joannas.
>tfw Wonderboy walks out to this against Woodley
Jojo has a cute voice, I had no idea
youtube.com
my god that bitch was getting fucked up
literally the only cute thing about her senpai
If he dies, he dies.
Is Overeem White?
this is gonna be stuck in my head for days now thanks lmao
post more of joannas thick thighs or giant hands
Post some Bethe bunda so I can jerk off
>Tyron
>black
22 more bongs till we are a 3 champion nation.
it's no surprise usada era = uk era
you bums are too broke and dumb to have good steroids anyway
>tfw Gooby walks out to this against Diaz in the trilogy fight
>mighty mouse
>dc
>aldo
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>gooby will never walk out to el chapo again
why even live
>Dominic Cruz
>Not black
Wew lad
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yes
nah she's fucked
both are phenomenal waifus though
those memes were too potent, the memes got too powerful there, it was a crazy few months
I just discovered that SpainTourist user is 24 which means I'm 2 years older which means we can play that I'm his senpai in our gym and I'm teaching him all the secret BJJ techniques and then while I'm teaching him my arts I will put him into an Anaconda Vise and whisper softly on his ear "look in my eyes, what do you see...?" And then kiss his badboy lips while in half guard.
Christ no. The only woman who's going to beat JJ is Shevchenko at flyweight.
if Punk wins and Bob Costas interviews him do you think he will call him "Chick Magnet?"
Who should be Cyborg's mate to create the perfect fighter?
CM stands for Cdrug Mfree
Our god was feeling merciful and decided to give Brown something to feel good about
>implying Cyborg can ovulate
Francis ngannou
Dominic Cruz or Khabib, hopefully her virile test filled body can fix their pidgeon bone genetics
someone that can contribute fight iq
So Gooby or GSP?
GSP
>you bums are too broke and dumb to have good steroids anyway
We're just not fucking cheaters
Just imagine the children they would produce.
Brendan Schaub obviously, giant alpha male genes
Gooby needs to walk out to a Jay Z song and Nate should walk out to Red Nation by The Game (especially since they hung out on LFAF)
m8
Howard Gordon Hewlett
Is Bisping the only white champion?
>Joana
>slav
>Cruz
>spic
>Conor
>potato nigger
>Stipe
>slav
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Cruz mbby
This sorry wommanlet had no idea what she was in for
literally the most forgotten champion in modern MMA
>tfw no weekly LFAF
why is there no schaubposting?
I don't recall there ever being a non contact acl tear in the octagon. Has this happened?
fuck off reddit
Don't worry I got you bro
This is a Joanna thread m8.
cause your parents dont love you
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For sure lose my number Demi
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>Being literally retard to the point you would consider dating her
Schaub will always be with you.
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