4 bongs and 20 bings until kickoff
Will Poop be exposed?
Will Mouyes park the bus and ruin the spectacle?
Will Paul "120m" Pogba finally do something meaningful?
Is it better if your money comes from rich Arabs or east Asian customers?
RashGOAT or Iheanacho?
Score predictions?
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0-0
7-1
1-1
Dubs to confirm
2-0 man city
dubs
>no aguero
manure win 1 nil unfortunately
2-2 draw
check em
>Will Poop be exposed?
No.
>Will Mouyes park the bus and ruin the spectacle?
Probably.
>Will Paul "120m" Pogba finally do something meaningful?
No. Overrated hack player.
>Is it better if your money comes from rich Arabs or east Asian customers?
Who cares?
>Score predictions?
City wins 2-1.
If Rashford starts than United will win, he's easily the most in form striker in the world right now.
Man Utd to win by a score of 2 dabs to 1
3-0
Nolito scores a hat trick. Pogba will dab after one missed blotter and do nothing else
>he's easily the most in form striker in the world right now
United have looked better defensively than city so far imo, I think United could sneak this.
who /oldfirm/ here
>Will Poop be exposed?
No
>Will Mouyes park the bus and ruin the spectacle?
Yes
>Will Paul "120m" Pogba finally do something meaningful?
No
>Is it better if your money comes from rich Arabs or east Asian customers?
same thing
>RashGOAT or Iheanacho?
who cares
0-0/1-1/1-0 incoming
scottish football is literally a joke
none of their teams would survive in the championship
boring meme 1-0 game
Best dubs.
do i go to sleep now and miss the game 100% or man up and stay awake
dubs guide me
If Pogma scores the winner what are the chances of a commentator saying "that's paid for the £100m price tag"?
0-0 draw I hope, so I don't feel bad because I missed it
It's way too fucking early
>that's paid for the £100m price tag"?
Like 80%. Your press is bias as fuck for United. And this is coming from an Spaniard
Will he dab when he inevitably scores?
2-0 Manure hopefully I make it to kickoff before the nuke hits
Is Pogba better than Kante?
at dabbing? yes
>sky sports building this up like it's a CL final
>completely forgetting every big EPL game involving mourinho is a boring shitfest
will be a shitty draw and everyone knows it.
I just want mouyes to cuck poop, is that too much to ask?
who /josemourinho/ here?
3-0 United. Ibra,Pogba,rashford
>Is it better if your money comes from rich Arabs or east Asian customers?
>same thing
you delusional wanker
so me going to (for example), BMW and buying a car....
is the same thing as BMW coming along and buying my entire house, letting me live rent free in it and comping me a new car every 3 months?
beause one of those models relies on honest consumer behaviour and the other is clearly messing up the whole show isnt it
something like the 1-6 would be GOAT
sterling with a why always me? shirt
cant believe i forgot to ask the lads at sky to make it happen
2-1
Charlie Dabam, Rashford - Golito
We'll make it senpai.
3-3 incoming, check em and cap this.
post internet test koranon
stfu
no
how many hours until it starts you guys?
3-0 united zlatan hattrick you may screencap lads
>watching cash vs cash football
2 bongs and 27 bings
it's going to be a shit game and you know it
too much hype after the international break
>It is already the biggest game of the new season but Saturday’s Manchester derby is also on course to become the most watched live match in top-flight history.
>Everything points to the first Premier League showdown between Jose Mourinho and Pep Guardiola being a record-breaker for global ratings.
If I score against you, will you die?
kek
Rashford actually has a lower goals per game rate than Ihenacho
But guess which lad is english
NO MORE DEAD POGS
2-0 mufc #ggmu
I really want to see a brawl on the pitch, like the Clasico ones when mouyes was at Madrid
stfu please
1 dab 50 dibs
>mouyes
The difference is Rashford has more to his game than tap ins against relegation fodder who are already 3-1 down
Rashford has scored games that actually affect games though
most of Iheanachos goals come when city are already up by 2 or 3 goals with about 5 minutes left
Yeah he's scored tap ins against relegation fodder at 0-0
Plus Iheanacho had a superior attacking force behind him with De Bruyne and Aguero. Rashford had Van Laal tactics to deal with.
>implying any of those mercenaries gives a shit about this rivarlry
Cityyy
Manchester Cityyyy
Fucking come on lads, this is it, fucking derby day
We're gonna smash these red cunts up
We're gonna fucking do it at the swamp again
We're
Gonna
Win
6
1
This, none of the players actually care about the rivalry, its just another game for them.
Only real exception might be rashford since he's a local lad
>6-1
Are all city fans this retarded?
Kinda hoping mouyes would instill that in them, would be fun desu
>implying Pablo Zabaleta doesn't love the City fans with all his massive heart
>implying Vincent Kompany doesn't want his manc wife and in-laws to be happy
>implying de Bruyne doesn't absolutely love Manchester cos there's no way he's ever getting sunburnt
y-y-yeah i-it'd n-never h-h-happen right?
Embarrassing for you that mate
the PL website has a countdown clock now
>implying de Bruyne doesn't absolutely love Manchester cos there's no way he's ever getting sunburnt
Fucking kek
Actually pretty cool, even tells you on what channel the game will be on in your country
Way too much hype for this game. A except something like 0-0 or 1-1 at best.
Not talking about that lad, was implying that united are the home team and he wrote 6-1
ITT: salty city fans and delusional united fans trying to compare past figures that don't matter because we are all gonna die anyway
Shouldn't you be at the game sheik mansour?
Tbh my country is literally and indirectly responsible for their massive cash spendings.
and converts to local time
Tbh that's just how we'd say it. I would never, ever say "the score was 1-6". I would say "we won 6-1" or something. "6-1 to City"
But fair does, cultural differences and all that
Bravo will play?
have a stream to watch this game on:
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At the moment it isn't cleardio
I swear if >mouyes doesn't start Rashford, United will not win.
yeah, dad said so
Fair enough then, I'm just not used to it that way desu
No worries mate, no hard feelings, America is still in my top 5 favourite countries
Now stand at your window, look to the sku, put your hand on your heart and say "You saw me standing alone, without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own" and I'll do it at the same time, and we will become one
A bit gay lad
Got a bad feeling This "Manchester City" team will show themselves in full gear and >were going to get an embarassing lesson
>Mouyes
>starting two forwards in a big game
were you born yesterday, Nigel?
>K
>D
>B
How many ball will he lose? How many shit shots will he do?
He's pretty much the white Coutinho, so lots of shitty shots
How many assists will he get?
Probably two, cos he's brilliant lad
this, especially if one of them's a kid
Mate what the fuck are you on about? Coutinho spanks it over about ten times a game, KDB maybe once or twice. And then he'll set up a goal
Fucking mentalists
>he's brilliant
>Le shitty decisions man
>Le can hold the ball for shit man
>And then he'll set up a goal
>it's a Zé vs Pep episode
>kid
>always ends up saving games with his skill.
We'll see what happens mate. Guarantee that soon as Rashford gets put on the pitch, he'll score.
>I rate le pacy nigger nº1904748 from the Man U youth academy
What part of Manchester you from again, Alejandro?
not saying he won't desu, just that jose will literally never rely on someone that young
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He got an assist last game
And the game before that
I mean, fuckin hell lad, look at his record since he came to England. Mental
Zlatan > Man City