In shower

>in shower
>turn around
>see this
wat do?

Ask it nicely to leave and never come back.

Realise I'm gay.

turn 360 degrees and rub our tips together

its not nice to keep a gentleman waiting. quick give him a helping hand.

Kill it with fire

Cut his dick let him bleed out

enjoy bailyjay's company, i think she is hot and sexy, i am bi so sex with bailyjay would be lots of fun for me

tell Bailey that he gets fat in the future.
That would send him crying in the fetal position on the shower floor, that way it isn't so crowed and I can properly shower.

Tell it to wash my back and go cook dinner.

Wonder HOW THE FUCK I GOT SO TALL!
and why there's a faggot here?
WHERE I AM!?

Wash my balls

>why the fuck am I so tall suddenly

Start kissing and licking every inch of her body. Wash each other. Go to bedroom. Fuck her ass for 12 hours. Fall asleep lovingly embracing each other.

1,2,1 rear mawashi and probably finish off with stomps on head or improvise idk

>Pull out my 357 that I keep hidden in an openable wall tile in my shower in case of a home invasion.
>Shoot in self defense
>Call cops

That only happens because you wasn't listening to Donald Trump.

Always grap them by the pussy BEFORE you invite her home. It is the only 100% failproof method to ensure that you will not get any unwanted surprises in the bed or shower or where ever you intend to shag her.

>wat do?
Thank my lucky stars

Nice trips, but you misspelled seconds, and I still think 12 sounds generous

exactly this

Ew fag. Get the fuck out of my shower

Punch him in the face until even his mother cant recognize him. Because I am not gay.