why does she trigger so many autists?
she literally did nothing wrong, her songs don't even play that often on the Radio and she is one of the most likeable musicians out there yet she is one of the most hated musicians on the Internet.
It's really a puzzle to me...
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People can't believe a pretty girl can be successful by her own design.
because she got fat
>People can't believe a pretty girl can be successful by her own design.
Where have you been for the last 20 years? If you want to be a successful "musician", looking great is almost ubiquitous. Same applies to males.
but Lana is fat AND ugly
BOI she THICC
i want her to crush my skull with her thighs
Sit on my face with your stupid wide lens blouse
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Now all she needs to be is DEAD
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>yet she is one of the most hated musicians on the Internet
nah but Grimes might be.
maybe on Sup Forums, but Lana is universally hated
>why does she trigger so many autists?
Melonhead drones. She's got a beautiful voice.
she can actually sing like she does in her song
She clearly can't. That's why I posted the video.
It's really only that song that she can't sing live, most of her other songs sound decent
>Decent
>She can't sing one of her songs
It's not like she was singing A4's and that her voice has taken a toll. She's the embodiment of simulated talent. Here's how it's done:
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And she had a cold while performing...
Oh, and here's Aretha Franklin at 74:
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>posting his unrelated nigger granny to prove point
strong argument
Go back to Sup Forums, it's no longer 2016.
>posting his unrelated nigger granny to prove point
Racism, a strong argument too. If there was no Aretha Franklin there would be no Adele and modern "soul" singers. Yeah, she's totally unrelated, even though she's one of the most widely respected and influential female vocalists ever. She's old and she's still got her powerful voice - I don't see the problem. And it seems that your favorite pop star has one.
shit taste
how is saying "nigger" racist?
it's been used so often that it has lost all it's meaning and is nothing but a buzzword
>how is saying "nigger" racist?
>it's been used so often that it has lost all it's meaning and is nothing but a buzzword
The words have no intrinsic meaning, they have uses which both parties in a conversation are familiar with. And you've clearly used that word in a negative context.
we coming 4 u wite bois.... rope gonna b 4 u dis tyme bishes
>not that often on the radio
You mean never?
She was only played when that Summertime Sadness remix saw some success.
Other than that, literally who?
please don't turn this into a poilitical disucssion, post more fat lanas
YYYYYAAAASSS QUEEEN EAAAATTT
hnnnnnnnnnggg
It's the exact same thing as Grimes. You waifufag autists spam her so much that her name and image get an inseparable association with your rancid autism. It doesn't even matter if she's good or not, people hate her by proxy because of you fucking faggots.
>musicians
Oh what instrument does she play?
the voice is an instrument
What's her range?
>her songs
You mean her producer's songs.
3 Octaves and one note (B2-C6)
she can play le geetar
look at Lana playing the guitar!
That it?
Not very impressive.
she's holding it upsite down and her fingers are disgusting, they're way too long and her hands are too big
Why is she so perfect lads
She's not even playing a chord
holy fuck
no way she can play with those fucking nails man
>eats all the food in your fridge
>perfect
is she playing it now?
>There I did it! I made a G chord!!
haha! i have an old video of her playing the guitar!
fuck that was bad
im tearing this down now
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She won me over with this
to replace them with thicc lana pics?
pleb: Thin Lana
patrican: Fat Lana
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interesting idea
>3 Octaves and one note (B2-C6)
You just made it up.
And it would be impressive if she actually could sing on her own live.
>You just made it up.
I didn't actually
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Great? Any evidence? Let me remind you of this:
does her pussy taste like Pepsi cola because she drinks so much sugary unhealthy drinks?
here's your evidence
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Stop bumping this emberassing thread.
stop getting triggered by a female artist
It's not that she sucks, I just find her music boring and toothless. It doesn't help that the most normie girls are obsessed with her.
And why then is she incapable of utilizing even half of her supposed vocal range live then?
Those fucking spider claw fingers holy shit dude
Holy shit. That is the worst fucking thing I've heard in a very long time.
Angel Olsen is better in every way.
Normie girls like her for her daddy issues lyrics while everyone else likes her for her unique voice and music, Not all of her songs are boring and toothless
>while everyone else likes her for her unique voice and music
Is this the unique voice you're talking about?
Just get over yourself.
what has Lana ever done to you? Why are you so butthurt about her?
she has a great voice, you can't judge her vocal by one bad example
What bad example? It's simulated talent; it's obvious. And that's what I object to. Human voice is incapable of being perfectly on pitch and that's the beauty of it. Fixing it in the mix doesn't make any musician better; it makes music too polished and not real. If you want to hear some truly unique and mesmerizing female vocals, please refer to:
please leave this thread now, If you want to shill your soul singers do it somewhere else, Lana does not make soul music
one semitone
Let me remind you that Sarah Vaughan was primarily a jazz singer and she's no longer alive. I'm shilling for a dead person? Makes sense... And what's wrong with soul and jazz music? Funny how you didn't adress this:
>What bad example? It's simulated talent; it's obvious. And that's what I object to. Human voice is incapable of being perfectly on pitch and that's the beauty of it. Fixing it in the mix doesn't make any musician better; it makes music too polished and not real
like i said please leave this thread, you're making unnecessary comparisons
>Not having actual talent
>Relying on modern studio engineering practices to sound passable
If by unnecessary comparisons you mean comparing women with actual talent with an engineered star, I'd have to agree.
It still doesn't affect the end product which is better than some boring soul singer, now please go.
I'm happy that we can finally agree, what she makes is a product. And
>Aretha Franklin
>Boring
Do you even hear yourself?
get off this board lana
yes, you have proven your point. Please this thread.
I can't fap to this
why is aging like shit?
Hello beany lmao
I saw her at Osheaga and it was the dullest performance I've ever seen. Her show was only made worse by the thousands of crying alumni from Basic Bitch Academy.
>Why aren't you shooting my scenes at all, David?
Because she's a white woman.
She's contrived but I like her.
she is the female mac demarco/oddfuture. created something very unique and different that hipster kids loved and latched onto for a decent amount of time, but once it became popular those same fags turned on what they once were infatuated with. for no other reason that they were ALL listening to it and could no longer jerk off their own egos. the same girls who loved then hated lana went to lorde, and idk now its probably grimes
>All that grace, all that body
>All that face, makes me wanna party
What the fuck does that even mean?
I had no idea she sounded that sexy.
Not as bad as this
She did it to herself. Botox when you are young just makes you look older.
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>I had no idea she sounded that sexy.
Simulated talent isn't sexy to me at least.
I think it's because a lot of her image/sound is clearly manufactured, which, in regards to whoever came up with the idea, kudos, it's a good one.
Overall it's a bit exploitative.
>my eyes BOUORN
fucking lmao i cant breathe
Yeah but you're a virgin who cares.
Triggered Del Rey
It doesn't matter what weight class she's currently in she's objectively hot as fuck. all yall would probably nut if she so much as looked at your dick.
>I don't have any real arguments
>Have an ad hominem attack
Just imagine the smell...