Official Manchester United vs Manchester City Match Thread 1

>United
See next post

>City
Bravo, Sagna, Otamendi, Stones, Kolarov, Fernandinho, De Bruyne, Silva (C), Sterling, Nolito, Iheanacho

Sergio who?

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Why does this City team look so average?

>Lingard
>Rooney
>Mkhitaryan

no kompany, gundogan, sané, aguero

and we don't need them

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>Mkhitaryan
weird

I don't think Iheanacho can be compared to Aguero at the moment.

>Rashford will never start again before being sold to Spurs in January

Gundogan plays for City now? I'm so out of the loop.

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nacho has a better goal to minute ratio

Because it's an eplel team

bless free market

muh stats
t. fifa baby

Lingard over Rashford, behave Mou

who /ABU/ here

autism

Subs: Caballero, Fernando, Sane, Zabaleta, Clichy, Navas, A. Garcia

>the state of that bench

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whatever you say m8

>Rooney
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>arriving at the stadium an hour early to watch the pitch preparation and warm-ups

>not arriving early to avoid the crush for seats

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APOLOGIZE NOW SO YOU WONT HAVE TO LATER
APOLOGIZE NOW SO YOU WONT HAVE TO LATER
APOLOGIZE NOW SO YOU WONT HAVE TO LATER
APOLOGIZE NOW SO YOU WONT HAVE TO LATER
APOLOGIZE NOW SO YOU WONT HAVE TO LATER
APOLOGIZE NOW SO YOU WONT HAVE TO LATER
APOLOGIZE NOW SO YOU WONT HAVE TO LATER

This isn't Hillsbrough m8

>no lily OP
>dutch bandwagoner OP
worst thread in my life desu

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post pre match slags

Ive been calling her lily this entire time.
Am I an idiot?

You are if you continue to post in a dutch city bandwagoner thread

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Ellie's at the game lads

autism

what is everyone having as a pre-match snack?

Okay

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whats wrong with her face?

>That fucked up face

No wonder she couldn't get a white fella

>he's not even touching her ass
bender

I can't tell if he's a basketball englishman or a pooinloo

London slag

>hitting them on the counter when Pooney's in the side

I just can't wait for his shit touch and stupidity to ruin or slow down every counter attack.

HA HA TIME FOR 90% POSESSION

guys, I'm a lifelong united fan but poop guardiolel is going to rape us, I'm scared shitless he will exposed mourinho as the fraud he is. We shouldn't have wasted all those millions in pogba. I'm literally crying in fear and anger right now, this will be an absolute humiliation and probably kill sir alex ferguson from a heart attack too. What a disaster, our team is shit

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fucking hell I'm already sick with nerves as it is don't make me throw up

>theatre of dreams
more like theatre of screams lmao

how many times will rooney play a pointless raking pass to valencia lads

can't wait

miki finally starting
easy win for mouyes

Manchester City doesn't have Aguero though, the guy who's been carrying City so far

wtf is this

There's no way Mou will lose this. Just look at the line-ups ffs.

Typical mouyes sacrifice, he will use him as a scapegoat if he loses and will no longer play

>the guy who's been carrying City so far

You mean England's Brave Raheem Sterling, lad

This will be a boring 1-1 lads.

>tfw city wins and dutchbro brings the heat

Who Sup ForumsBU here

>having 0 (zero) local lads in your team

Seriously City? Seriously?

>Kagawa was the best player at Dortmund la
>Pogba is useless he will never do anything good luck in Italy la
>Fergie is never wrong,Moyes will be a success la
>Moyes number 1. He won the Community shield la
>Fellaini is a great signing. He will crush it with Fabregas la
>Van Gaal is legendary he will be great la
>Di Maria is the best player in the world we will crush it la
>Falcao is objectively the best 9 in the world who will stop us la
>Mata carried Chelsea to a CL he will crush it la
>Herrera crushed it in Bilbao the new Xavi la
>Mourinho is the best coach in the world la
>#Pogback. Literally unstopable la
youtu.be/RUCn4w-S2KM (embed) (embed) (embed)

There is only one team in Manchester, It's Manchester City. You play in Trafford and your fanbase is from Salford Pakistan China and India. You have Zlatan Pogba Rooney Mata but an uknown ugly kid saved you against Hull.. lmao

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someone needs to take their butthurt medicine!

ABU + ABL (liverpool) reporting in

the absolute ultimate combo in football enjoyment
everyone in Khalifa City supports them though?

>put a bet on two weeks ago forgetting the stupid hoofball week was on
>put 50 on man city @3.50 to beat manure
>aguero has since been injured

fucking shit of this shit

Good post.

aguero's banned mate

Today Mourinho called Kazakh boxer Golovkin "a Russian guy", couldn't he at least check the wikipedia before saying stuff he doesn't know about?

to the top lads with legacy captcha, does the word "calle" appear a lot for you? really weird.

They have De bruy...HAHAHA I can't say it without laughing

Some cunt post an acstream plz, ive got 6 koreans at my house ready to rumble.

acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391df

here you go mate

whatever, he's a little cunt. why did i even think city could win against mou's bus anyway...

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worng link

it's on sbs and streaming online, you daft millennial cunt.

>Mouyes

>UNITED CUSTOMERS

>muh history
kek
Pep will get exposed hard

???

>pep giving both memerinho and mememovic ptsd

based baldie

THIS

i hope we see his shaved catalan boypussy.

My new house has r cable/foxtel ports no fkn free tv cunt.

I need a good stable acestream fuck this laggy free streams.

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It's World Suicide Prevention Day today! So please City fans, don't do anything silly when your team loses today. It's just a game of football.

Not weird at all. Google uses captcha as free labor to read shit from Street View. Calle being street in spanish, it's natural that it'd appear a lot.

sucks to be you then, loser.

>can't even watch free tv in his house

lmao at your "life", poof.

> 8 wins
Wtf isnt it 7

>customers

gonna be more like BUStomers today when mouyes parks it

who portuLAD here

>CITY MOHAMMADS

luckily there aren't any

plenty of estonians though

kek lads its finally time for the flip vs the dutchfag

clash of the titans. bandwagoner vs customer

4 bedroom for $370, was worth it for foxtel netflix fuck optus tho.

They're the same person m8, notice how they never post at the same time

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The Flip still posts here?

>muh history
fucking pathetic

literally nobody from manchester ITT

>renting

my sides cannot take much more of this