Hey Sup Forums. I have always wanted to eat my cum but i think im gonna regret it one day...

Hey Sup Forums. I have always wanted to eat my cum but i think im gonna regret it one day. I have tried doing it but i chicken out at the last minute. Does cum taste bad? Is it as bad as piss? Help me Sup Forums

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I didn't like my own cum. Too viscous.

Just Really salty, Well my boyfriends is anyways.

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Did you regret eating it?

You should eat your own cum, you only have a certain amount in your lifetime so ingesting prolongs your virility. I've been doing it for 3 years and have bigger loads each time. Just wash it down with some Coke Zero.

No regret but not really tasteful. salty af. just do it one time you'll see what your gf have to do.

Will you have cum breath even after drinking coke zero?

Please.
It's only you involved, no other people. If you want to try it, try it.
So what if it tastes bad? So what if you tasted your own cum. A gazzilion other people on this planet have done that, and nothing happened other than an experience gained.

You've litterally got nothing to lose. It doesn't matter if you do it or not. Not to you or to anyone else.

You should learn to try things and not regret them. It will bring you a lot of joy in the rest of your life.

Not yet.

Does it taste worse than urine or the same? Also if i eat my cum will i turn gay?

Becoming a faggot is a risk, but you can always pray about it or talk to your pastor.

Or enforce yourself by using and abusing a woman.

I dont know what Urine tastes like. Maybe, depending on if you fetishize it.

>you dirty dirty boy love the taste of cum dont you. All you can think about is big juicy cocks and guzzling cum.

Smart man

I like this guy

What is the easiest way to get it into your mouth cuz as soon as i cum it puts me off.

this is the greatest thing I've read today

Upside down. Cum directly into your mouth

Eat some of your precum. Then just man up, cum on a finger and lick it off. It's not that bad.

or... you can freeze it and save it for next time you're horny

Not really. I know now that, if I ever get the "I won't swallow if you don't try it" from a girl, I'm in a place where I'm ready for it

My problem is that I don't want to eat it anymore after I nut :(

creampie a bitch then eat her pussy, it isnt that difficult

>freezes cum
>heat it up in the microwave next day
>drizzle cum over warm cinnamon bun
>mfw

Same hear man

Are you sure about that

ya i fell the same, after i nut i just wanna clean my hands, (i come in my hand)

Anyone have any stories of eating your cum?

I tried to save my cum and eat it when I go for round 2 but it went see-through and started smelling really bad by the time I was gonna eat it

This doesn't seem like a legitimate concern to me. You're worried about regretting a sexual experiment involving no one but yourself? You have no risk of disease or anyone finding out provided you don't tell anyone. So where's the hangup?

Eh, tastes like nothing really. No idea why women have issues with it.

Extremely bitter but if you eat certain foods it can become sweeter.

Like how bbitter. Can you compare it to a bitter food?

This or cum in her mouth then kiss the hell out of her.......

Like the overwhelming taste of pure dark chocolate.

You could always jack off and stop touching your dick just as you cum. You're still horny and there's cum there if you want it.

Cum in a glass and wait a bit until you're horny again

Or don't do it. Whatever you want it's your fuckin life

Sauce on the photo?

tastes a bit bleachy, bit of a lingering aftertaste to.
guzzle some and garlge with mouthwash.

I used to be the same way, then I started doing two things:

I had my girl "force" it into my mouth. I'd ask for it while horny, then back out. Until she'd hold my arms down and force it into my mouth.

I started cumming in her pussy and then eating her pussy after.

Now I have no problem doing it.

I don't know man, my girl kisses me after I cum in her mouth and it really doesn't have a bad taste. I haven't tasted anything similar though. I don't regret it, actually I even kiss her wildly after she licks the semen of my penis after giving me a masturbating me or giving me head.

Shit's ok, try it. Doubt you'll REGRET it. Maybe you just won't do it again at worse.

I've tasted my own cum and it's okay. I do smoke, though.

Comedy writer here. Nice

Was going to mention this. If you can time it right, you can bring yourself just to the point before orgasm and stop. Might take you a few tries to get it to work. If you do it right, the majority of your load will come out but you won't fully reach orgasm and your mind will still be all about trying it. Edging for a while might make it easier as well.

Just cum in a condom and leave it on. Wait 15-20 mins and watch porn then as soon as you get horny again taste it.

Eat the cum. Post webm
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One thing we can deduct from this thread is the following:

A) Semen tastes differently according to the person. Maybe whatever the male eats?

B) You people need to start asking men to clean the penises, which should be fucking happening anyway.

C) Vaginas have a huge impact on the taste (if tasting after penetration).

Also, never done it before, but I've heard that urine tastes very "salty". Maybe avoid the very first cum, making sure any urine mixed was expelled by the second time he cums.

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Direct application

That gif in the context to that post is sexy as hell

I've tried directly into my mouth and it wasn't that great. Mostly because of the position I was in, having to concentrate so much on what I'm doing overshadows the pleasure of the scenario.

I've cum into containers to eat right away or save, but my refractory period is strong, and after I drop a good load I want nothing more to do with it so I clean up.

My magic method is to have a perfect ruined orgasm. It's all about timing. Stop stimulating yourself right on the brink, after the body decides to let the dogs out, but before you have the actual cum-pumping orgasm. The result is 20-70% of your dose pooled up on your desk, and you're still at the kill-a-baby-insane-person "I'm about to cum" level of arousal.

The best part is if you quit too early or didn't get enough of a snack, just do it again. If you went to far and now you're slinging jizz everywhere, what's the problem? Try again tomorrow.

I do it about once every month or two and when I get a big puddle of steaming hot me-mess everywhere, I bring myself back to the brink and slurp up that slushy right as I cum for real. Shit is a seriously good time.

don't do it
tastes like pee with salt
nothing good about it

lmao you are a tryhard fag who will weird the bitch out
just tell her that you are into snowballs and if she doesn't know what that is explain it and dare her

Anyone else eat their dick cheese?

>cum 3 times in a condom and leave it on
>put on a cumshot compilation and as soon as you get hard empty the condom in your mouth
>do NOT swallow
>lie on your back on your bed and stick your head on the edge of it
>drool the cum on your face and eyes
>now you have yourself a facial
>lick clean in front of a mirror

Don't do it you'll give yourself aids.

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I just really wanna lick cum off a girl

We all do user, we all do...

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