ITT: home

ITT: home

>houses you would want to live in
>shower wou would want to fap in
>things that make you feel at home
>little things that make you feel good even when on the road
just. whatever makes you feel that special kind of serenity, you know what i mean.

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> fap in the shower
goddamnit son, get the hell out of the shower!
i'm not paying a big water bill!

I really like old houses

i didnt fap in the shower until i was living alone.
imo its just nasty to do it in a shower that other people also use.

i like them, too. i thought about it.
i am living now in a fairly new-age reinforced concrete thingy.

the thing with old houses is you have to paint SO MANY different things again and again or else the wooden parts will eventually wither.
maybe i will eventually relocate to another climate zone, one where things stay the way they are for a couple years without tremendous maintenance. then it would definitely be a fully wooden house of old-school convoluted architecture.

i would love this house, or train, or whatever it is. imagine going extremely far, extremely fast, and sleep in a tiny cosy cabin like this. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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you should build a log cabin. you dont have to do shit and it will stay for like 500 years :P

>cosy

and a cat and all. awesome.

I always feel cozy in transportation with cabins like this. One of my childhood wishes was to buy a small steam train, create some kind of apartment from one of the passanger carts, open a restaurant in one of the other, and buy some kind of license to be able to use the railroads. Unrealistic of course, but still.

wow that would be incredible. a life on the (rail)road!

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they arent quite care-free either, i used to live in one for a couple weeks back in the days.. heck, still one of the best vacations i ever had!

Yeah, would have been cool. Traveling the entire continent in the safety of your own home.

you are right but still. I wonder how they used to treat their homes here in sweden. we have super old log cabins. obviously they are grey and not exactly top quality these days but still. they are still functioning.

could rebuild a bus or something? I know I know it's not the same thing but at least it is possible?

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fuck this turns me on. fuck me perhaps i should follow my dreams: on inn far out in wilderness for travellers, like a long a popular trekking route or something. where people can stay and rest like old times. no tv and shit just wildernes

i thought about this.

over in nothern america, theres these totally bad short-line railroads who havent been redone since the 1950ies. they are rented out for basically nothing because you cant drive fast on them because they rails are really really crooked.for the same reason, a basic wagon that is in bad shape is "fairly" cheap because they cant be operated safely for high speeds any more, only the locomotive part carries a hefty price.

so if you dont care about speed you can have your own train on an otherwise unusedm slightly grown-over track.
i thought about operating a restaurant from such a train, where people hike the one way on foot and then in the evening they get on the train, where they are served hot meals and the train drives back the way really slow and unhurried as darkness falls and can chose to either sleep on the train or in a hotel at back at the hike start location.

the initial investment is an order of magnitude more than i currently have. but if i ever have the moneys, i might actually do that.

settling with rebuilding a bus is probably also very nice.

sweden is a lot colder in the winters, the wood is protected by how little water is in the air. the cold drives out the putrid.

Ideal house:

Mansion/Large type of house in a quiet, remote but beautiful area (forests, plains and a lake, possibly) Internet access, and a large supply of LSD.

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All my life i've wanted to live out the rest of my days in an RV. The freedom of going wherever I want to and take my home with me is thrilling.

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I guess, but I can't change my childhood dreams you know, wouldn't be the same. Luckily it's not my ultimate life goal though, I'll live fine without.

It's always cool with abandoned tracks, didn't even know you had that in northern america. But you have to rent all of the track you plan on using, right? You can't just put the train on some rails and chew away?

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i dont really know why, but for some reason a nearby streamlet or lake adds a lot to any sort of house.

team up with train enthusiasts and work with them, they take care of the train and you the experience. you could probably apply for a loan for this? like a cruise but with some class perhaps?

of course it does!
I'd love to go on a holiday on a narrowboat. When I was a student, I had a minimum-wage job as a tour guide on a canal boat in an ex-industrial city, and even though there wasn't much to see, the weather was shit, the pay sucked and the boat often had problems, it was a legit great job. Canals are so slow and relaxing, and we're got thousands of miles of peaceful countryside canals here in the UK that are underused... the plan is to hire a boat for a week, get 3-4 friends to come with me, and pootle around the backwaters for a few days in the summer, enjoying the sun, drinking beers on the roof, playing chess, reading and chilling, and eating bacon sandwiches all day. Bliss

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if you want to operate on a track, even in the most low-standards areas of russia and eastern europe.. you have to fulfil SO MANY rules about operating it safely.
afaik its only in merica where theres such an abundance of old tracks that you can buy yourself into not using only approved carts because nobody other than you is using the tracks.
if you want to run on the same tracks as other commercial transports, the cost of a single locomotive and insurance goes up A LOT because obviously the other companies using the track dont want to be blocked or endangered.

yeah having a couple of train enthusiast onboard is essential, as my life experience is.. well a lot more about operating a business than operating locomotives.
tbh. i have never even working in a mechanics shop, i know basic soldering & woodwork and thats it.

yeah, i think its sort of an "unique experience cruise".. the whole trip is about going on a long hoke through a forest area and then exectly when your feet get sore and you want to rest, you arent back ar your car, you are at the rail station and theres this warm light coming from a shit ton of lanterns and it smeell of good food and you all get on, sit down, eat something really good and basically just chill out the whole night while the train gets you back slowly and peacefully.

my first time canoeing absolutely change my impressions of many cities around me. like, it all looks better from the riverside.

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honestly your business plan is already unfinished. just do it! what are you waiting for?

unfinished? wtf i mean finished

Oh god I wanna live there

me too. a simple life far away from everything. i would kill for a small community with like minded people living like this.

until it's 2 am and you hear some shit creaking outside and piss yourself at the idea it's a rapist or a bear and you have no loved ones to call for mental support or physical help

are you fucking kidding me? you don’t think i have ever stayed in a cabin far out in the woods?

not to live live. it's different than taking a few days out in the cabin, this is fo life, and let's pretend it's canada, it looks like canada, and there's no guns. what r u gonna do my guy?? What about when your pipes freeze, or your electricity stops running and you run out of fire wood? gonna have to burn all your hard drives to stay warm. but idk why you brought your hard drives, there's no wifi there.

i'm dreaming of this, of this life

since the USSR is no more, citizens of most nations, can without too much visa hassly buy a train tickets from Kaliningrad (Königsberg) all the way down to Vladivostok (Владивосток). its not the level of comfort in the picture, but if you are willing to pay >10k€, you can do a 3 week trip with stops at every interesting place, more or less managed by the travel organization you are booking with.

i am a businessman. the plan outlined here is more than just another startup rinky dink i want to do, its a friggin dream.
i havent really figured out the small parts, and it will consume a lot of money just to negotiate with owners and local government to make sure i have the location guaranteed despite not having the funds guaranteed yet. then the gathering capital, buying all the stuff, insuring against one of the contractors fucking up (transporting material and building interior will be done with the help of local companies). finding personnell that is really into it. probably a crew of 7, just for the basic operation with limited number of guests. who will only be willing to get in there if i either lie to them or really have their wages secured fro atleast *some* time + its a remote location, so its nothing for family people unless their family is used to moving around.
i am not really willing to commit to all that insecurity yet. if i finish my current business successfully, additional money will be a lot easier to acquire, maybe in something like 8 years. i think acquiring risk capital is getting only easier over the years tho, like kickstarter and stuff. i dont doubt my plan would be unpopular on such platform.

refer to these. don't live in this house. no backyard, no malls nearby, or uni wtf who would wanna live here. how you gonna work??

i think if you spent a lot of times in the inner cities you're gonna feel uneasy the first time you live on the frontier
and then again when you return to a city after a long time out there, you will feel the same way.
work both ways.

its the kinds of dangers you have lived not to fear any more, and the kind of dangers that have been unusual in your recent time so you are more aware of them suddenly.

a dream is a dream, I know I will never live here and I may be impossible... sadly

in all seriousness, a man fo good health and equipped with a good axe. he simply doesnt run out of firewood.
he may fuckup and have to spend more time outside in the winter than he planned to. he may have a smokey cabin because some of his wood wasnt stored+dried for a long time yet. but he never runs out of firewood.

I want a bunker deep underground with a series of blast doors that can withstand anything under megaton of TNT equivalent at the main entrance when operating full lockdown. Algae farms, trainig facilities and everything that a small garrison needs to survive nuclear exchange and subsequent fallout for 20 years. As spartan as possible.
How fucked up in the head I am?

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you are seriously understimating the half-life of radionuclear isotopes that result from the most common nuclear warheads of this time.
and all-out exchange will not leave your area survivable for a whole lot more than 20 years.

I LOVE that pic, got more of the same style? Cause thats defenitely my kind of house

I'm weird.

I really like small places.
I like fancy studio apartments.
I actually live in one actually, its modern and has a decent view.

Post nice studios.

I know right? Seems super cozy

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Daaaamn, i love that bookshelf but the rest is not my style

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same man, that or small cabins in the woods

I've dramed a lot on that kind of life

It's possible bro

this pic is so comforting and heart warming

Building one formyself near a beach and cliffy rocky area (its green with pines around it). Got some inprogress pic's if anything wants more info. Shit is good to live in, sustainable with geo-thermo (ethanol) for floor and wather heating.

would love to have a bed in a spot like that that

I'D LOVE TO LIVE THERE, THAT IS MY WHOLE FUCKING DREAM IN JUST ONE PIC

that just looks like she's disabled

Alpha- and beta-active are not of my concern since protection suits are a must anyway. Neutron-emitting and gamma seems to lack in half-lives between 5 and a few thousand years and are active enough to be carried by rainwater from any surface either underground or into the oceans because they form very souluble hydroxides and salts, so they don't depose.

same
When I think of my ugly cold room where my cold bed is placed it's really depressing

I fucking love those showers

shame man, hope you find someplace better in the future

That is defenitely somewhere i'd love living, but with partners, not the normal kind of friends, but the true ones, I'd love that

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Damn, this is one comfy as fuck thread,

EXACTLY that would be the perfect life wouldn't it?

fuckin disgusting consumerist child.
also: checked.

I hope so

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until a something with a rusty machete creeps up from behind that window. sleep tight

need rain sound effect with this pic

perfect, It could end my life in the best way ever

The dreadnaught from Destiny

A-bloody-men to that brother!

why are so many people posting pics of houses in the middle of nowhere? Does no one want to live in the city?

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Do not live in me or my son ever again.

does anyone remember Isaac's apartment from Dead Space 3? That kind of places are my dream, space colonies (without monsters ofc).
Place looks like shit, hidden at the end of a corridor but hey, I hope Im not the only one who likes that.

Besides, the views are gorgeous.


(If not, I can always live in any of the normandy headquarters from mass effect)

hmm.. watching blade runner...

yeah, but thats a sweeeet ass chair for when you canot use your legs
>after an operation i had a very similar setup with a nice remote control for the anti decubitus mattress, bed left and overhead monitor. only part missing was the cat

I didnt expect that to be concept art from Blade Runner 2, it totally looks 80's

>would live and fap in an apartment building like this again
>high-rises make me feel 'at home.' Don't know why.
>not getting run the fuck over

There's a place like that not far from where I live. It looks fucking ace during the day, but fuck walking down there at night.

I bet the fuckers living there barricade themselves in as soon as the sun goes down.

got anything else similair to this user?

yeah ok, I bet theres a potato connection there, consider yourself lucky if you can read emails.

>crumbs and shit everywhere
>impossible to clean
>your muscles will waste away as you sit in the same position all day, probably developing varicose veins

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anyone?

Nice and cozy OP

truth is theres no cute girl in there, all I can imagine is a fat, bald, virgin watching porn and lurking 4ch 15 hours a day, waiting for his parents to go away to prepare himself for a good fapping

An RV just like this.

So comfy