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Fights tonight

Stream avaliable here

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Second for the GOAT

>only one manletweight fight on the card

Might be a good card.

CM Punk by heem in the first round

>you will never be a manlet
>you will never have sex with a woman taller than you

Right in the feels.

Is there a SFW picture of him trying to take her down? Could be called "Joe Silva and Bethe Correia"

Mai fightfu

Did Usada kill the fun of watching roid rage in action?

Roiders are pure refined dogshit. Anything to purge them is good.

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Fuck shaub

stop, Jeff

ugly

delet

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- a dummy

Yes but the fun was to watch them lose all their temper during their slow fights

this is the world champion

nice 'sport'

>another ambiguously black sub

Why does she do her makeup to look like she's going into a casket?

I need to stop posting in two threads

Sakuraba was a natty 170er fighting the best and most roided heavyweights and light heavyweights of his time and he beat plenty of them too

Did Jessica Eye suffer brain damage in that accident or is she naturally retarded?

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>natty

real Gs know Saku is the GOAT

ppl forgot he did mandrama first too. Bodes well for punk.

You are, post more polish qt fighters instead.

probably the most natty fighter ever

you are an absolute idiot if you believe that

>got injured
>literally just wrapped his shit so tight it wouldn't move
>smoked and drank the nights before his fights
Saku didn't care about winning or losing, didn't have a roiders mentality or a roiders body

I got you covered my family

she looks terrible without makeup

be careful.

>or a roiders body

neither did royce you fucking retard
you are probably a weeb too
HURR DURR HE SMOKED AND DRANK BUT HE DIDN'T ROID

Jesus christ, whatever that medical procedure is, I hope I never have to get it.

Royce had veins popping out of his skull in their 2nd fight, looked completely different, no wonder he broke CSAC's testing equipment

Saku was natty
Deal with it nerd-san

looking up at a woman is an amazing feel

t-thanks!

>that fat midget creepshotter

She has to be 1/16th black.

Is Paige natty?

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She is part Native American

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pls post source

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how many bongs

t. every white American

10 and 50 bings

Stipe will win by 3rd round TKO

GOAT

What does "CM" mean?

championship material

Anyone have a webm of Punk at the weigh-ins?

Cucked Manlet

Connoisseur of Memes

show me how much money you put on that happening, otherwise wgaf about your opinion

her mom's hot desu

Is that for prelims?

Cage Magic

Jojo is cute
CUTE

cuck mongerer

Mickey gall is 24. Pretty close to the age of your average heemster. Seriously, think about if you were in his position right now. Tomorrow night you are going out to fight CM Punk with your entire career on the line if you lose. I guarentee when gall did the stare down with punk yesterday he felt like a kid staring at a man. He was nervous as hell and had no idea how to even interact with punk. The kid is shook as fuck. Listen to all of his Freudian slippening interviews. Constantly mentions how he knows he doesn't deserve this spot, how he shouldn't be on the poster, etc... He knows it already over. He tried to put the cart before the horse in his career because he thought punk was his ticket to he top. He did his dumb call out without fully realizing the consequences of what he was stepping into. Every day the doubt begins to creep in. As the event has gotten closer he has realized this fight isn't the beginning of his UFC career, it is the end. He knows he will be a punchline after tomorrow. Seriously, wait until the public weigh ins and watch galls body language during the stare down. He knows he's a kid in over his head.

Large dicksucking mouth runs in the senpai

CM Punk WILL win

where my Betchie bros at

Who /notdrinking/ tonight to show support for our boy Phil?

If you're looking for the real answer. It means Chick Magnet

Final embedded is out lads
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mom is a top-tier qt

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CM Punk will win and call out Sage screenshot this post

If not drinking means supporting that cuck, I will be incoherently slobberingly blind drunk by the time the prelims start

is she the worst 'athlete' on the ufc roster?

Don't be racist bro
youtu.be/Ew_aZXVh5_M

kys

I never drink unironically.

WE
*spits tobacco*

>Sweden calling someone a cuck

Really makes u think

there isnt more overused unfunny meme in all of this asshole of a website

he's literally a cuck lads

FUCK CALDERWOOD

>tfw your height is 6'15
>tfw too tall to me a qt manlet and too short to be a nordic god.

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Do you think he has all kind of voices in his head telling him to never stop smiling?

No hate though I love Sage, he's like the most naive fighter around.

haha

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rude

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why would sage fight gall or punk next? He is a natural 155er, he only fought at welterweight because his opponent came in on short notice. Not saying it won't happen, just doesn't really make sense besides all of them being very green.

youtube.com/watch?v=kYJM_IEbVHQ

guys, I think Punk is in his cranium

She's wearing heels buddeh

if onnit products work why does USADA allow them?

How can stipe win if he doesn't have any meme coaches?

Checkm8 atheists

WHY ARE AMERICAN "MEN" SO SHORT?

Kek, classic Sage.