OFFICIAL LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED AND THEIR CUSTOMERS THREAD 1

>MOUYES
>LE DAB MAN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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All plastic fans should die desu, if you've never lived within 20 miles of a club, you have nothing to do with them.

>mouyes

>Bravo hands you 3 goals

>lose 2-1

>100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m 100m for le dab

*Dabs behind you*
Heh nothing personal kid

>le 100 million dab

>mouyes

HE MAD

First post best post.

ABUs...sigh...when will they learn?

I've screencapped this thread for the end of the season. You're going to look very stupid.

>MOUYES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*BREATH*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>spend 100gorillion dorrar

>Rppney and Fellaini midfield

Mouyes.

>le $100 million nigger
>defense is still shit
>dat iheanacho goal

JUST

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

WHAT A SHIT MANURE IS

HAHAHAAHAHAAH

>MANURE

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screencap this

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>The Special Once
>Le £100 million man
>Fraudahimovic
>Flippy

Feels fucking great chaps.

w-what if my parents made me support them?

>mouyes

>MOUYES

>Mourinho gets fucked by a player he let go

haha

Daily reminder that it was Mou who sold De Bruyne from chelsea

>le 120 million pound sterling do nothing nigger

HAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>customers

>sigh

>they literally paid 100 million pounds for a player that barely touched the ball the entire game

this fucking obama looking cunt cost like 12 mil and he did more than le dab man.

>Hire a guy with a losing record against Pep with the aim of stopping pep

hmmm

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>pogba
>shitty ""haircut"
>useless
>no pace
>no accuracy
>can't dribbling
>100 mil. shekels
>mouyes

>Daily reminder that it was Mouyes who sold De Bruyne from chelsea

> GUARDIOLA IS THE GREATEST MANAGER OF ALL TIMEE

can"t argue.

But I buy official merchandising. I'm as much a costumer of this club as you are, Britbro.
I'm sorry your club isn't exclusive to your city anymore.

manlets have learned today

be proud little people

Genuinely forgot it was at OT

once again guardiolel took a poop over mouyes head, there are things that never change

>Customers

This is possibly the only correct way to refer Jewnited "fans"

>not supporting the same team as your parents
You can support a local club as well lad, especially if they're in a lower division

>Kagawa was the best player at Dortmund la
>Pogba is useless he will never do anything good luck in Italy la
>Fergie is never wrong,Moyes will be a success la
>Moyes number 1. He won the Community shield la
>Fellaini is a great signing. He will crush it with Fabregas la
>Van Gaal is legendary he will be great and win us the treble la
>Phil Jones is world class la
>Neymar soon la
>We need Carrick to play more games, we always win when he plays la
>Di Maria is the best player in the world we will crush it la
>Falcao is objectively the best 9 in the world who will stop us la
>Rooney still has, it best striker in the prem la
>Ronaldo soon la
>Mata carried Chelsea to a CL he will crush it la
>Herrera crushed it in Bilbao the new Xavi la
>Bale soon la
>Muller soon la
>Lewandoski soon la
>Mourinho is the best coach in the world la
>Rooney still has it, best CAM in the prem la
>#Pogback. Literally unstoppable la
>Henrikh "The Ghost" Mkhitaryan signing of the summer la
>Mou will destroy Pep la
>Rooney still has, it best RW in the prem
>Rooney still has, it best CM in the prem
>Rooney still has, it best CDM in the prem
>Rooney still has, it best RB in the prem
>Rooney still has, it best CB in the prem
>Rooney still has, it best GK in the prem
youtube.com/watch?v=RUCn4w-S2KM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EAT SHIT YOU MUNICH CUNTS

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Fernandinho looks like a bargain given how he did against Pogba

yes im loving this new meme

>he ACTUALLY tried to justify it by unironically calling himself a customer

shit nigga you just dont get it and never will

Fun fact, English Manure "fans" actually believe it's acceptable to live 300 miles away from the club they """support"""

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>FB_IMG

>Rooney moved to RW late in the game

It's happening

but all of Utd fans are from London at the closest.

>The city of Mouyes

>Indonesian potato snack merchants lose to a professional football team
>somehow a surprise

What I do.

>Rooney still has, it best GK in the prem

Terrible grammar.

kek

>mouyes
>manure

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*enrolls in dab academy*
*loses crucial game*
"Shh, you're club is still shit, kid"

No need to get it. People outside of England pasty your club's bills. That's what globalization does to big leagues clubs, even more to popular clubs within those leagues.
There's nothing to get. If you want a really local club pick a Championship club, lad.

Blind gave Manchester City the win

>Henrikh "The Ghost" Mkhitaryan
KEK

>the united team will not be taking a plane back home because it's so close
>tfw no munich repeat

good job then I do innit m8

fucking btfo
>City better in every area, without Aguero, Kompany, Gundogan
>first derby win, away
>first Utd loss under Mourinho

also glad the Iheanacho/Rashford debate can be put to bed
>Iheanacho 1 goal 1 assist
>Rashford 0 goal 0 assist
Iheanacho confirmed better than Rashford

>professional football team
>not emirate money laundering scheme
poor show

fuck off you deluded goblin

you and me right now, ill knock your teeth right out

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Imagine if Klechi was english and a united/liverpool player

It'd be literally all commentary talks about. Instead he gets fairly criticised for his passing mistakes

STOP

It's okay bro, the ABUs will get their just desserts at the end of the season.

lol so true so sick of all these bandwagoning cunts in australia

ayy it will be delectable indeed when they finish below wet spam on the final day of the season and miss CL

you fucking swamp delling Stretford dick splash

I will fuckin have you for tea pal, let's fucking go

Perfect thread theme thx.
>United!
>Man
>United!
Ha ha ha! They're coming in 5th screen cap this boys!

>born within 5 miles of my club
>now live within half a mile

bring it you cunt. printworks, 3pm.

poorinho and his customers are lucky kun abuelo couldn't play, it would have been manshitster's 9/11

>Iheanacho confirmed better than Rashford

Nope, Ibrah ruined rashford's goal by making it offside

I'm already fucking there mate

I'm the massive bald fucker in a City top and four sovereign rings

WE'RE GOONNNNA WIN THE LEAGUE LADS


MANCHESTER IS BLUE
B
L
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stupid abus

manchester is still red!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Man United fans already turning on Zlatan

Bueno.

>going straight at Bravo before deflection
>"Rashford's goal"
>manu pls

why? didnt really pay attention to the game but didnt he score?

>implying Claudio "Butterfingers" Bravo wouldn't have done a Robert Green

That only went in because Ibra touched it.

Why are they turning on zlatan and not pogba?

he did, could've scored another.

but united hoofed it too him with no avail so he's new fellaini now.

Missed quite a few chances, there was one where Bravo fucked up and Ibra was given an open net but pulled of a miserable shot that crawled towards Stones' feet.

He's still the PL top scorer though which is something.

lads, should i torch my 2007/2008 rooney shirt, i think its time

Because Pogba is the most expensive player in the world

because poogba didn't play today

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

daniel is this you?

It's so painfully obvious after todays match that it's Liverpools year lads

>le lose the burnley FC

nah it's chelsea's year

united's title challenge is deader than rio's wife

at least he had a wife

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good show lads! complete the collapse by having the narcissists turn on each other, this is going to be just perfect

Shouldn't he be Fernandinho and the other Fernando sense he is older?

nah, but my condolences to daniel for being a man u supporter for the last 5 years