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Azor Jon

>yfw the north forgot

JOOOOOOOON WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK MEEEEEEEEEE FOR HEEEEEEEEEEELP

OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY HEEEEEEEELP ME SANSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW ANYTHING ABOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT WAAAAAAAAAAAAARS WHY ARE YOU AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSKIIIIIIIIIIING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

xth for Preston is the one true king of /got/

Is it just me or are the books better?

AZOR!

>millions of dollars quality

Are we ready for the trials of /Smirkgarden/, /got/?

I miss ramsay

How did Sansa know that Ramsey's dogs hadn't eaten in 7 days when left the conservation before he said it?

do you really want to start this again?

>I blame Robb for my family being murdered
>so I'm swearing allegiance to the ones that murdered them

DABID

It's just you.

Us Redditors know for sure that the show is better.

>yfw Jon charged the Bolton lines

I saved them

Azor Night King

if you enjoy highly-detailed descriptions of food and cocks, absolutley

INJUSTICE SANSA WHEN?

Jon is my boyfriend.

How did no one in Winterfell see thousands of soldiers riding within range of their walls
Why did they not communicate that to Ramsey?
How did LF/Varys not know Rickon was a prisoner when they have a billion spies?

Why did he have to die?

Im curious about what might happen to Freys next episode since we seen interesting scene on e10 preview.

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Sheaths are made out of leather with better rings.

So what's your verdict, is the current episode worth watching, or is it just as awful as the last?

People talk about stuff.

And Jon is just going to fucking forgive her REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck off with this Facebook garbage.

>mfw all these excessive gore sounds

I mean I get it, reality can be fucking cruel and it would probably sound a lot like that if a dog ate your face. However, this is fiction and not real life. Would it kill them to not have you sit through 30 seconds of angry dogs eating a human sounds?

Arya is gonna show up wearing someone else's face, be granted guest right, and then murder Walder because POTTERY.

what the fuck is that shit moving up and down his cockeroo

fuck off pussy

>haha totally dropped the ball on that one, our bad, guys.
- the north probably

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At least pretend to be interested, Cersei

foreskin

Shit actually happens, the battle is great, not a bad ep.

So I guess next episode of GOT Jon will have the red woman bring little brother back.

Or do they have to wait one year to make another wish?

Yes, yes, Lord Baelish, perfect timing, very good
>HOWEVER

>trip
>calling anyone a pussy

Fuck off attention seeking ledditor fag

his foreskin?

Sorry Sanser..

I didn't mean to get our whole army killed...

I should've listened to you... you should be the leader of House Stark...

(Just like cockless boy and Asha! The pottery!)

wish they would show more tbf

Am I the only one who thought those dragons flying in stationary mode looked fucking ridiculous?

They are too big for that kind of stunt and it doesn't seem that their wing have even enough span to let them fly normally

So we all agree that Sansa was hoping Jon would die in the battle before she turned up, right?

Also why didn't she care that Rickon was dead?

It's very simple:
If you like strategy and tactics to make sense and people to be somewhat clever in their decisions, this episode will have many cringeworthy moments.

The more you can overlook all that, the more you will be taken in by the excellent cinematography. I can't.

Also, it's very predictable, probably its greatest offense.

the ironborn murdered the glovers, roose bolton saved them thats why they dont wanna rebel

but its dabid as fuck that he doesnt realise robb fucking sent them to deal with the ironborn cause he doesnt wanna march all 20k men up north from the neck just to deal with greyjoy retards. sansa also says nothing to expose this kind of retarded writing

>this is what the Jews have done to America's youth
Seriously?

it's foreskin

surprisingly there are still "people" out there who aren't circumcised

>hype rams as the invincible 100% bad guy with plot armor everyone hates
>dabid people are gonna love his death sooo much

i mean, come on. shock/torture/revenge porn is getting annoying, GoT

I'm genuinely upset that they made him a villain. I loved this guy. Pragmatic as fuck and loyal to the Night's Watch. A dislike of Jon and the wildlings, but build a relationship of mutual respect with him.

But then I guess they wanted to put a face to the traitors. If you think about it, the betrayal had absolutely fuckall impact on the plot. It might as well not have even happened.

Dabid wouldn't even let him say a single word this season, he's deader than a doornail.

Why does Dany have that stupid face?

She's had that face last episode too, when she landed in Mereen.

Hell, she's had that stupid face the entire season.

What do you think of the webms, Bradamante? Which one is your favorite?

Who's ready for onionbowl?

Shut up, retard.

Nah, that's fantasy standard, realistic or not.

how come Jon started ordering around as soon as they captured Winterfell? will he insist on being Lord of Winterfell?
surely Sansa has stronger claim?

I thought for sure there was some Red Wedding bullshit in Glover's ranting, maybe I misremembered.

It'll be Jaime finally realising everyone is shit and Cersei is evil, it'll probably be completely hamfisted and make zero sense since he was so whipped two episodes ago.

i was kind of expecting ramsay to pull out his "hidden" knife and stabbing jon in the throat

i would've loved that.

Because she has everything going her way.

will sansa get to bring friends?

she can't die

she told arya they'd see each other again when she stole gendry

Can't wait to see it go down.

BUT MUH NORTHERN CONSPIRACY
BUT MUH NORTHERN CONSPIRACY
BUT MUH NORTHERN CONSPIRACY
BUT MUH NORTHERN CONSPIRACY

He's the leader, he has the men, they follow him. And she does too, I suppose.

she's Sansa Bolton first, then Sansa Lanister, and only then she is Sansa Stark.

i'd rather have snow than that spoiled bitch.

Just this once I'm going to say that it doesn't really need to be realistic because they're dragons.

>YFW Tommen, Margaery, High Sparrow, Pycell, Kevan and Olenna die in the next episode

this time she will let jon watch as petyr fucks her ass

A GORILLION HARRENHALL CASTLES TO WALDER FREY

>Sandra Bolton
>claim over anything
Even if she does have a claim, no one would follow her

Nobody knows where the fuck Bran is so it's all a clusterfuck at the moment.

all the money went on dragons

>mfw literally everyone in KL dies next episode

>Sansa: red hair
>Arya: Black hair
>Sansa: 'our brother might as well be dead, just forget about him jon. What vale army?'
>Arya: 'Im Arya stack of Winterfell'

Really makes you think.

Their might be a Stark girl in Jon's future, but it is definitely not the traitorous Tully Harpy feeding on him right now.

cute little mustache

>WHO OWNS THE NORTH
>STARK! STARK! STARK
>Umber army turns cloak and attacks Boltons

what could have been..

I've seen heaps of people suggest that Sansa didn't tell Jon about the Vale forces because she wants to be Queen of the North and Jon and his forces were a threat to that.

But that still makes no sense. If she marries Littlefinger or Sweet Robin and claims royal control over the region she would just end up moving into the Vale to be a baby making machine for either lad, and Jon/Rickon/Bran would still get the North as Warden at the very least.

This show honestly gives me such a headache.

>everyone refers to Sansa as a Bolton
>nobody ever called Cersei a Baratheon

I have no idea how Westeros customs work.

But then she was like "You said it, I like heard you." before the dog mauling scene

shame 2bh

best shit on the show by far

He should stop doing those dumb roleplay videos and just provide smart commentary.

>How is Theon in Meereen? Teleport?
He was in Volantis just last episode, what stops him from just sailing to his destination.

>Predictions for Final Scene?

Sam arriving in Oldtown to witness the Iron Fleet coming

you know, you'd think the news of three giant dragons destroying the slavers fleet would reach kings landing. is Vary's the only competent spy?

Mother of Wyverns seems like the title she deserves

Then why was she telling him to wait before the battle? she didn't tell him about reinforcements, but she was still arguing that Jon shouldn't fight the battle then and there, which wouldn't get Rickon and Jon killed immediately.

Ok hol up, so u tellin me Jon somehow didn't get hit by ANY of those arrows in the big fight, those horses showed up JUST as everything seemed lost AND he managed to avoid getting hit by 3 arrows getting shot at him from less than a few yards away? What's even the point anymore mane, it's such a cliche at this point.

Maybe when it had Tywin and Tyrion in it.

>everyone refers to Sansa as a Bolton

No?

You don't drop your maiden name.

How the fuck did salsa knew the dogs haven't been fed in 7 days? The bitch got almighty, started the war and ran away. Then lord Bolton mentioned about his balls eater dogs' empty stomach.

And the dragons weren't all that impressive.

Of course she was hoping he would die.

She is Little Finger's apprentice, after all.

Amazing how episode 9 has distracted everyone from how literally nothing has happened this season.

- Dany burned Vaes Dothrak then walked to Mereen
-Tyrion talked with Varys, Greyworm and Missandei in a room
-Jon got resurrected then walked around the north
-Cersei walked around looking angry with Mountain
-Tommen, High Sparrow and Margery talked in the church
-Arya got beat up then left the faceless men

Literally the only thing that advanced the story was Bran and he got like an episode

She's not a Lannister, that's been established, otherwise Ramsay couldn't marry her. With Ramsey dead, she's a widow of a man whose house doesn't exist anymore. Her claim is because she's Stark AND Bolton's widow who in fact occupied Winterfell. Sansa's claim is pretty legit. Jon's is not. I want Jon to be the King in the North because he's my husbando, but without something radical happening, he's just a bastard who left the Night's Watch after resigning as Lord Commander.

I was hoping. Then I was disappointed

>That sudden camera focus as Umber starts climbing over the wall of corpses
>"Oh shi-"
>Nope, he's just an asshole.

Next episode:

>"I-it was just a ruse, my lord! A mummer's farce! We totally remember!"

They could have easily used the Manderly/Umber betrayal of Ramsay in the show. Yet they didn't.

>Ok hol up, so u tellin me Stannis somehow didn't get hit by ANY of those arrows in the big fight, the tyrells showed up JUST as everything seemed lost AND Stannis managed to avoid getting hit by 3 arrows getting thrown down at him from less than a few yards away? What's even the point anymore mane, it's such a cliche at this point.