Turn tinder on to men

>turn tinder on to men
>get likes and super likes for days - everyone wants to dick me down
>turn tinder on for women
>3 likes in 2 weeks
>even 2/10s won't waste their time with me
..what the fuck?!?
I have gotten all kinds of dick and bootyhole, why does fishwrinkle elude me???
I am not super sexy, but pretty well above average.
And even then three likes i got never responded, even if i said as little as "hey what's up?"

Not even getting /fit/ helped

bitches think they're goddesses who deserve no less than a 10/10 and men are so desperate for sex, they'll send compliments to every 3/10, only reinforcing their mindset.

Wait. Up to their 27 girls rules the world. After 27 yo men do.

Things men have to be in order to be considered attractive:
-rich
-muscular but not too muscular
-popular but not too popular
-funny but not too funny
-smart but not too smart
-helps to be a fashion model

Things girls have to do in order to be considered attractive:
-own a vagina

i agree that men have it harder but no way women only need to have vaginas. you wouldnt consider a landwhale attractive would you?

I'm all of those things, and it's still not easy. Met a cute girl this weekend, and she looked at me like god. She was meeting some friends for dinner and couldn't go with me then. She texted me about 20 times with a :) after each text. Was supposed to meet her tonight and she flaked. Women are dumb.

Yesterday, I met a slightly homely girl, took her home. Got her on the bed. Then she acted shocked when I went for a kiss. A KISS! Then she asked if I wanted to get married. Girls are retarded. Don't bother with them.

Explain the popularity of the BBW tag on porn sites.

I am bisex fag, and i feel like i am at least 7/10 (as objectively as one can rate oneself)
Certainly above average
I see uglier men with women all the time

Are you in a relationship?

No but i am just coming out of a 6 year incredibly serious relationship with a man, hence me missing titties and fishwrinkle

This sounds like bullshit but I'm being 100% honest and I'm just trying to give you an idea of how shitty it is for men on the internet even if you're good looking, smart, and not poor. Objectively I'm probably an 8/10 on a good day, and I have very little problem getting women IN PERSON. Online I still have luck, and I've got laid with decent looking girls from Craigslist, POF, OkCupid, Tinder, Whisper, and AdultFriendFinder over the years, but even having all that luck - best I've done is on Tinder where the girls are consistently hotter in-person FYI - I will say women on the internet have CRAZY unrealistic standards and are extremely skeptical of you. I legitimately have some women basically throw themselves at me in real life when we meet "normally," but online every girl I've got the chance to meet has been VERY cautious even after they meet me though. Part of it has to do with the fact that women are immediately suspicious of a guy on a "dating site" that looks normal, and the other half is just the sheer amount of people they have trying to get at them. If you ever do end up meeting up with a girl you find online all you have to do is ask her if she's met anyone else and the stories will start flowing about the weirdos who stalked them etc. So that part is kind of other guys fault who ruin it for the rest of us. Anyways, so even though I've had good luck I consider myself to be significantly above average and I've still only had maybe 5-6 encounters over like 5 years, and maybe only 2-3 were a really good time. It sucks. Pretty much not worth it in comparison to meeting people normally.

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This aligns with my suspicions

How to grill IRL when all I do is work, lift (homegym) eat, sleep, and shitpost on Sup Forums?

Even more relevant to my interests, how to trans?!?

>>turn tinder on to men
>>get likes and super likes for days - everyone wants to dick me down
>>turn tinder on for women
likes in 2 weeks

Maybe because homo.

Actually am bimo, but am literally (figuratively) sick of only fucking guys...

this person right here spoke the truth. And this phenomenon is prevalent across humanity.

Talking nice to a girl these days is considered flirting, talk like a douchebag and get called out anyway. I've come to a point in life where I just accept what passes my way. The last time I got laid was 4 and half months ago. I dont even try now. I see a hot girl in my class or at walmar, I just pass a quick glance and that's it, never approach. I know I might sound a bit cocky, but I've had girls checking at me in public places, and I just choose to ignore that. This mindset of not running after every chick you enoucounter has given me so much optimism in life and I'm finally able to work on what I should be working without getting distracted by the urge to get laid every weekend.

Think guys are more into just dicking than chicks? Got a pic for reference?

>get laid by ignoring women
>T. Virgin

>incapability to read and process the entire information
>greentext a phrase to prove a point

try reading comprehension 101 my autistic friend

Hesitant to post pic because mockery, butt fuck it

I feel you Sup Forumsro. Sometimes I'll see couples, and I feel like the chick usually gets uncomfortable when you don't check her out.

Where do you meet girls? I generally meet them on the street and they flake. I don't night game much. Is it better?

that's the point. They've been so accustomed to being checked out by other guys that they like it, whether they accept it or not and this sort of puts them on cloud nine where they start regarding themselves as nothing short of a solid 9

No clue why no chicks. Maybe the area you're in? Pretty hot honestly...

Also.. are you being picky? Or just no chick bites at all?

It totally has to be the area you're in, your not bad looking. Maybe the girls just expect 30/10s

>what the fuck
maybe cause you call it ''fishwrinkle''

Guys naturally have a super high sex drive and are not that selective. Throw them in a smaller dating pool >gay and watch them want to fuck anything they can stick their dick in. Meanwhile on the straight side women have their pick of the litter as far as men go and can pretty much get any man they want of equal or lesser attractiveness etc. The thing about the gay side is everyone is equally as desperate so it just escalates the desperateness of the whole dating pool

The "thing" on your chin. Damn. That's really not a good choice I'd say.

But whatever floats your boat...

because you don't stand out bro. That is the problem.

I have seen the tinder profile on my new gf phone. We tested it, if she likes every single guy she has an 80% match rate, which is FUCKING high compared to guys.

Now I am a required taste I know, I am androgynous (don't really think of myself either as a man or woman on the inside)

-BUT-

I got matches because of the 100 guys the women are swiping, at least I stood out.
They stop because they are surprised and then check out my profile, which gives me a big advantage over the normal "John Doe" who they see so many times.

pic related it is my profile pic on tinder.
And if you only like beautiful, you don't match wiht uglies.
a bit more work but still, it pays itself back.

Shave that pube forest you have growing on your chin and you're a-ok

op is kill?

I think the "thing" is hot.

point was: make sure you stand out

Makes him look like a nerd who think he's rocking a manly beard-thing. With this picture I'd bet he plays Magic and has Katanas at home.

Or like a jock from the early 2000's.

In any case, he's not winning the women vote.

I'm sure there are a lot of women out there that actually find his pube patch attractive too. Not in his area maybe... Just saying.

Because men are just horny while women are trying to affirm their value and their ability to trade their body for other things. If they don't act like they're more valuable than they really are, then they start to crumble emotionally.

Patches are really a no go at the moment. Especially like that. If it was more trim, why not, but really it doesn't favor him.

Besides, it seem he's got a decent face, so why ruin it a poor attempt of a beard.

It's like hair, either you have some, or your don't, in both case you gotta own it.

The equivalent would be having a mot of hair on top of your head.

Nah really, it's not to be mean or smth, just to help his cause. Without looking like the generic poster boy you can have some personality without doing this to yourself.