Buttrock

Please someone explain to me the definition of Buttrock? What are the ultimate buttrock bands? When did it originate? Where?

I want to avoid it like the plague.

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Ac/dc are the ultimate buttrock band

Breaking Benjamin is a good example
The most common usage of the term is pussified very radio-friendly hard rock

I dont know it's in your imagination

Buttrock came from radio stations that claimed to play "nothing but rock". It's stuff that most "wrong generation" kids and 40 something year olds consider great music compared to today's top 40 that they never stop complaining about.

Think of dumb shit like Motley Crue, Twisted Sister, Poison, Seether, Creed, Puddle of Mudd

Basically low-budget, low-creativity rock. Think hair metal and post-grunge in their entirety

Bon Jovi
Bruce Springsteen
Brian Adams

a big problem with butt-rock is people mix it up with cock-rock

cock-rock is superior to butt-rock

>cock-rock: long hair, spandex, leather, studs, songs about getting drunk and getting pussy
examples: van halen, motley crue, AC/DC

>butt-rock: black wifebeaters, greasy hair, jeans, silver ball necklaces, tribal tattoos
examples: Creed, Nickelbak, Staind

your local rock station.

>car horn
>"this is 84.88 home of rock *does wolf howl*
>ambulance soundclip
>voice clip from an 80s action film
>"where we play nothing BUTT ROCK"
>goal horn

AC/DC is pure buttrock but at least they could be entertaining singing about big balls

>Motley Crue,
Is a good band, Poison are alright too. Twisted Sister sound gay

is Metallica butt-rock?

Blues inspired rock music that plays the same old shit. E minor/G major. Pentatonic scale shapes on guitar. 4/4. 4, 8, 16, 32 bar sections. Guitar, bass, drumset (sometimes some other instrument) fronted by egotistical garbage vocalists.

>cock rock
>superior to butt rock

No both are equally deplorable

Metallica, Nirvana and Stone Temple Pilots are what all buttrock bands aspire to be

I think they are above it because they came before it by quite some time

I compiled an indefinite list (some cockrock is just as bad as buttrock):
>AC/DC
>Breaking Benjamin
>Seether
>Creed
>Nickelback
>Staind
>Puddle of Mudd

Avoid these bands and bands that sound like them.

could it be argued that Metallica eventally devolved into a buttrock band?

It's post-Nirvana alt-rock like Breaking Benjamin, Nickelback, Creed and Staind

Yeah I think that could definitely be said

I made a list of buttrock bands

311 (???)
3 Doors Down
10 Years
12 Stones
Adema
Adrenaline Mob
Alter Bridge
Art Of Dying
Audioslave (???)
Blue October
Breaking Benjamin
Black Stone Cherry
Buckcherry
Cage The Elephant
Cavo
Chevelle
Cold
Creed
Crossfade
Daughtry
Days Of The New
Default
Dope
Drowning Pool
Earshot
Evanescence
Evans Blue
Finger Eleven
Five Finger Death Punch (???)
Flaw (???)
Flyleaf
Foo Fighters
Godsmack (???)
Halestorm
(Hed) Planet Earth (???)
Hell Yeah
Heaven's Basement
Hinder
Hoobastank
Hurt
Incubus
Jet (???)
Kid rock (???)
Lifehouse (???)
Methods Of Mayhem (???)
Muse
My Darkest Days
Nickelback
Nonpoint
Orgy (???)
Pop Evil
Powerman 5000
Puddle Of Mudd
Pulse
Red
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Rev Theory
Rise Against
Saliva
Saving Able
Seether
Sevendust (???)
Shinedown
Sick Puppies
Skillet (???)
Smile Empty Soul
Soilwork (because quad sevens)
Stellar Revival
Staind (???)
Stone Sour
Submersed
Switchfoot
Tantric
Taproot
Texas Hippie Coalition
The All-American Rejects (???)
The Answer
The Offspring (???)
Theory Of A Deadman
The Pretty Reckless (???)
Thirty Seconds To Mars (???)
Thousand Foot Krutch
Three Days Grace
Trapt
TRUSTcompany
Velvet Revolver
Young Guns

Pretty much the comprehensive list. Thanks for compiling that, Captain Autismo.

they were buttrock from the beginning though

Audioslave = textbook buttrock

Thank you so much.

If cockrock fucked buttrock up the ass, would their offspring be The Offspring?

>Muse
They're early material isn't buttrock or anything close to it
>Cage the Elephant
They have some buttrockish songs and aren't amazing but certainly not buttrock

no problem

I'd like to point out the potential buttrock crossover between grunge and nu-metal

It'd probably be Limp Bizkit.

except actually good for some reason

>they're
Fuck me I meant their

glenn beck opens his radio show with muse, they're classic buttrock for that reason alone

That guy in the middle kinda looks like a grunge version of Arin Hanson

Limp Bizkit was agitprop

Is buttrock and cockrock still a flourishing market or has it dried out like christian rock?

>bicep tatts
>sideburns
>chin beards
>necklaces
>huge earings
>spiky hair
>pocket chains

Thank good the late 90s and early 00s is nearly twenty years ago.

Rural Canada is the home of buttrock.

they textbook nu-metal with heavy butt leaning tendencies

I always thought he looked like Karl Urban

I kinda see it but like look at the similarity here

>Thank good the late 90s and early 00s is nearly twenty years ago.
>mfw

Recent Muse hasn't been good, but it still seems distinct from Buttrock

fuck you queerstank

post stone cold buttrock classics itt
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Please don't hijack my highly intellectual thread with your wifebeating music.

Buttmetal is here now
>I WILL NEVER BE WHAT YOU WANT ME TO
>YOU PULL ME UNDER JUST TO SAVE YOURSELF

>I WILL NEVER BE WHAT YOU WANT ME TO
>YOU PULL ME UNDER JUST TO SAVE YOURSELF

Literally Three Days Grace lyrics in a nutshell

kek
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The thing is, some buttrock bands aren't all that bad if you just listen for fun. Foo Fighters for example are not very creative or interesting but they're still fun to listen to with friends, they put on a great show, etc. Sometimes masturbatory rock isn't all that bad, we all liked radio friendly music at some point.

dude looks like Jack White

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that means its only a matter of time before this stuff comes back

you mean zorro on donuts

nah early limp bizkit had some groove to it and some cool samples and drumming

a buttrock band would have to be something without any value to it whatsoever.

So probably something like Nickleback

based Noel

the Don Rickles of music

Absolutely disgusting

Yeah but let's not dismiss the fact that buttrock fans actually think that they are better than the rest since they actually think that they listen to non-radio friendly music, when in fact, it is.

This is my high school playlisst.

Add Adelitas Way.

>Alter Bridge
>Cage the Elephant
>Muse
Some of the better bands in the butt rock category.

I wouldn't have The Offspring in there, they have a few good albums.

stop bullying jack white and his forever fluctuating weight

To be fair, mainstream pop rap is actually worse

Is Korn buttrock?

Five Finger Death Punch, Volbeat, Godsmack, and who else are the Harbingers of buttmetal?

Ok computer

No.

Metallica is often the most played band on most buttrock stations

>flannel shirts
>black rimmed glasses
>skinny jeans
>ironic moustaches
>half-shaved heads
>manicured beards
>colourful bowties
>sleeve tatoos

Thank good the late 00's and early 10's are nearly forty years ago

t. 2050 futureposting

Metallica, as someone else pointed out, has fallen into the buttrock curse. There is no saving them. Frontman even looks like posterman for buttrockies

We don't have one of those in my area, instead we have a station that plays non-stop glam metal and Foreigner.

So I say no, not in this market anyways.

>Motley Crue,
>Is a good band
>Poison are alright too
You're not being serious, are you?
>Twisted Sister sound gay
Yeah, and they were actually mocking bands like Poison. But surely, there's nothing gay about Poison. There's of course nothing wrong with being homosexual, but none of the member of Twisted Sister were.

>Nickelbak
buttdjent

This reminds of Lazlow and V-Rock in Vice City.

I will take the sounds from your mind and consider

Since when AC/DC is buttrock?
classic era AC/DC has always been GOAT hard rock.

Grunge influenced radio hard rock.

>you mean zorro on donuts
Is this what Slash would look like if he was a peasant?

Why would you take the time to make this in alphabethical order? Why would you take the time to make this at all?

nope. sorry

i made that list a couple of years ago and saved it as a ms word file, i didn't even realize it was in alphabetical order until you just pointed it out

you guys dont know how to rock

Beyond a matter of quality, Muse is a different sort of thing than buttrock, they aren't playing many Muse songs on Buttrock radio, thats for sure. Buttrock is more specifically things on generic "rock" radio rather than radio that calls itself "alternative" which is where Muse's niche typically is

That band looks like a neckbeard version of Tame Impala

the wolf howl is incredibly accurate

Muse suffers a strange case of "buttrock", they look like buttrockers and their fanbase are just pretentious buttrockers, but they don't sound like Creed or FFDP. Maybe they are post-buttrock, buttrock for pseudointellectual faggots who grow out of their pure buttrock phase.

Seether actually isn't that bad.

Load/Reload were definitely butt rock albums by choice by metallica trying to fit in with the cool new butt rock bands.

So nice to see so much of my junior high, freshman, and sophomore year of high school in one list.

I'm glad you pointed this out.

Butt rock is literally post-grunge. I'm sure there's generally some overlap with other genres but really. Google post-grunge and you'll see.

Deftones

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Underrated, forgotten buttrock

>he can't sort a list
I forget you winbabies have trouble with such basic things

Still the best buttrock album

I agree

Muse is just alternative rock that sometimes tries to be prog

>311 (???)
Sounds like pop rock to me but I've only hear the doot doot doot song
>Audioslave (???)
I guess so
>Five Finger Death Punch (???)
Textbook buttrock
>Flaw (???)
Never hear of them
>Godsmack (???)
Textbook buttrock
>(Hed) Planet Earth (???)
I though they were numetal
>Jet (???)
Dadrock revival
>Kid rock (???)
rap rock
>Lifehouse (???)
pop rock
>Methods Of Mayhem (???)
yeah I guess
>Orgy (???)
Never heard of them?
>Sevendust (???)
yes
>Skillet (???)
yes
>Staind (???)
Textbook flagbearing buttrock
>The All-American Rejects (???)
pop rock
>The Offspring (???)
pop punk
>The Pretty Reckless (???)
Girl buttrock
>Thirty Seconds To Mars (???)
stadium emo rock
>Velvet Revolver
cock rock revival

My mom claims she almost made Bret Michaels to fuck her. She was an 80s groupie.

What distro do you use, man?

Trips don't lie, what's the future like user?

Listen to the Revengeance OST

The Doobie Brothers were the original buttrock band.

>Bret Michael's turned down a fuck
He's lost all cock rock credibility, I always knew he was a poseur.

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>not posting the superior version of Live and Learn

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>somebode else fucking knows 12 Stones
I thought they were metalcore, though.

Also
>Muse
This is why you should never listen to Origin of Symmetry first, it's their least inventive album.