ITT: useless superpowers thread
Has the ability to rub sunscreen to every inch of skin including entire back, but only works at night time.
ITT: useless superpowers thread
Has the ability to rub sunscreen to every inch of skin including entire back, but only works at night time.
ability to seduce anyone, anywhere, anytime but are permanently impotent
Power to teleport but hair and clothes don't come with you
How is that a super power? I can already reach every part of my body.
my useless super power is posting on Sup Forums from my mind
Being able to write grand stories but only in dead languages no one knows
sounds like a million dollar idea actually
ability to generate up two degrees of internal body temperature at will
Being able to make threads on Sup Forums indefinitely but sucking nigger cock indefinitely alongside posting
ability to gain 6 combo points, but no finisher move.
Not useless, just keep a set of clothes wherever you're headed
So fucking useful
Have the power to be invisible but blind at the same time,
Being able to sense the temperature of any meat you cook but it always burns anyway
Map out your route ahead of time
Speak downs but have downs
the power to eat any type of soup with a fork...but only while you're holding a spoon in your other hand.
Unlimited money.
Every 1000 spent makes you gain 15kg.
Be able to produce a cell outside of your body once a year
The ability to give people cold sores.
the ability to cum whenever but not in the presence of a woman
Can leap tall buildings in a single bound, but you need a two hour rest after.
Youre a dick
get bitten by a spider, contract disease .
Mr.Freezes abilities in Arizona.
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>Power to teleport but brain don't come with you.
that's an absolute bummer!
I feel deeply sorry for you, buddy.
Ability to get quads on everything you post but you're severely depressed and end up blowing your brains after realising Sup Forums can't bring you happiness
That's a good one.
Able to turn night into day but it takes 24 hours and resets at sunrise.
ability to cut your toenails with your mind once a month, but they grow at 3x the normal rate
The ability to speak in anyones voice
But youre mute
Can it have a dimmer switch type setting? Where you can be barely visible but your vision is kinda blurry?
*your dick
Flying, but you have to have a 2.5 alcohol/ blood content to do it
Useful, I could make mental shitposting
Ability to know the winning lotto numbers of every competition in the world but after the draw
Ability to time travel to the future
...in real time
Can talk to dead people but people think you're crazy
Being Op.
You can get any item in the world but it will be stolen the next day