ITT: useless superpowers thread

ITT: useless superpowers thread

Has the ability to rub sunscreen to every inch of skin including entire back, but only works at night time.

ability to seduce anyone, anywhere, anytime but are permanently impotent

Power to teleport but hair and clothes don't come with you

How is that a super power? I can already reach every part of my body.

my useless super power is posting on Sup Forums from my mind

Being able to write grand stories but only in dead languages no one knows

sounds like a million dollar idea actually

ability to generate up two degrees of internal body temperature at will

Being able to make threads on Sup Forums indefinitely but sucking nigger cock indefinitely alongside posting

ability to gain 6 combo points, but no finisher move.

Not useless, just keep a set of clothes wherever you're headed

So fucking useful

Have the power to be invisible but blind at the same time,

Being able to sense the temperature of any meat you cook but it always burns anyway

Map out your route ahead of time

Speak downs but have downs

the power to eat any type of soup with a fork...but only while you're holding a spoon in your other hand.

Unlimited money.
Every 1000 spent makes you gain 15kg.

Be able to produce a cell outside of your body once a year

The ability to give people cold sores.

the ability to cum whenever but not in the presence of a woman

Can leap tall buildings in a single bound, but you need a two hour rest after.

Youre a dick

get bitten by a spider, contract disease .

Mr.Freezes abilities in Arizona.

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>Power to teleport but brain don't come with you.

that's an absolute bummer!
I feel deeply sorry for you, buddy.

Ability to get quads on everything you post but you're severely depressed and end up blowing your brains after realising Sup Forums can't bring you happiness

That's a good one.

Able to turn night into day but it takes 24 hours and resets at sunrise.

ability to cut your toenails with your mind once a month, but they grow at 3x the normal rate

The ability to speak in anyones voice
But youre mute

Can it have a dimmer switch type setting? Where you can be barely visible but your vision is kinda blurry?

*your dick

Flying, but you have to have a 2.5 alcohol/ blood content to do it

Useful, I could make mental shitposting

Ability to know the winning lotto numbers of every competition in the world but after the draw

Ability to time travel to the future
...in real time

Can talk to dead people but people think you're crazy

Being Op.

You can get any item in the world but it will be stolen the next day