>Can you hear that?
>What?
>Exactly...
Can you hear that?
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>it's quiet...too quiet
>Give me your badge and your gun!
>...
>And the other one...
>...
>Aaaand the others...
>...
>This is the end!
>No... this is only the beginning.
>(trailer music starts: BAAAAAMMM.... BAAAAAAMMM..!)
>someone lights a cigarette
>throw it away after a few seconds
>Alright, time for Plan B
>What is Plan B?
>RUN!!
>Character asks for "a beer" at a bar.
Classic.
>Thank you all for this award
>
>
>
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Uh-oh...
>What?
>It's comin'.
>What's coming?
>.................................. Trouble.
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL LOOKY WAT WE GOT 'ERE BOYS!
>*something unexpected occurs while carrying out a plan*
>"Was that supposed to happen?"
>"I don't know!"
>I'm not afraid of God, but I am afraid of you
> -You're a big guy.
> "For you."
>Woman: "I have to tell you something"
>Man: (stares)
>Woman: "I..."
>someone interrupts them
>Woman: "I have to tell you something"
>Man: (stares)
>Woman: "I..."
>Man: "I know."
I actually don't mind this one
>a little too raph
>leader of group suddenly stops, kneels down, eyes slowly panning the surroundings
>"we're close"
>in English, doc!
hehe...memes
>Get to the end of the joint
>Turns out it was all supposed to happen and the planner just didn't tell the protagonist
>same posts in every thread
dumb frogposter
>characters falls down/gets hurt
>"i'm okay! i'm okay!"
Name just one flick where this happens!
>it's a scene with a dog
>"Atta girl!"
>the question isn't WHERE we are.... but WHEN
SHREDDER!
REEE, amirite? XD
>it's a movie about time travel
>if you alter the past, you can literally erase yourself (while you're still in the past)
>you slowly start to fade away
...
me in the sky
>So, when do we start?
>We just did
>how do I know I can trust you?
>...you don't
>Queen's Don't Stop Me Now starts playing
>In vehicle
>Going over a steep drop
>HOLD-ONTO-SOMETHING!
>"So, when's my test"
>*grins*
>"You already passed it"
>I'M HO-O-OOOLD-IIING!!!
>characters are going to an underworld of some sort
>highway to hell starts playing
that's not funny. my dad died in 9/11
More like
>you already failed it
>"You and what army?"
>an army shows up
>flashback
>"we were the best of friends"
>"The whole gang was there"
>"It was the greatest summer ever"
>proceed to have the same 'friends' be shitty assholes to one another for the rest of the movie with only a montage at the beginning of the flick to remind you they were once friends.
>"I have an army."
>"We have a [insert a one-man-army character]"
Fucking Aragorn.
>maybe we should call the police
>no, that's exactly what they are expecting
>movie has two brothers. one kid and a teen
>kid is happy and playful while the teen is emo and quiet
fucking sansa
>character motions that he will use his new found abilities to help the poor and helpless
>wise-sage telepathically communicates that his efforts would prove futile as the unenlightened would merely resort to barbarism in the face of such abundance
>mother attempts to chastise father for hitting on sexy redhead contortionist
>father simply hypnotises her with the reflection of his blade
>rapes her
>gunslinger realises he can't defeat mystic in a duel
>uses trickery to kill him
>the mystic's body is so sweet honeybees flock to his corpse
>young boys invite MC to come masturbate with them
>they all take out their dongs
>the jewish MC takes out his
>they berate and ostracise him for this
>MC almost commits suicide
>maybe we should call the police
>.... WE are the police!!!
>>the jewish MC takes out his
fug meant to type
>the jewish MC takes out his cut "mushroom penis"
i hate those tired old tropes
>ancient riddle/secret thing
>they figure it out after reading some huge book in a library for 10 minutes
Oh god I remember this in a Battlefield Bad Company trailer. Funny shit actually.
>army comes up
>"lay down your arms, or we will take you by force"
>"says you what army?"
>"WHAT?"
>"i just always wanted to say that"
>"WHY?"
>"sounds cool"
God I fucking loved that game.
>ancient riddle/secret that's remained unsolved for 10,000 years
>it could be brute-forced in 10 minutes
> (You)
>i hate those tired old tropes
ah, but can you determine their origins?
if not, you still have much to learn.
I would recommend the Tarot, it will teach you to build a soul. Also, burn your money.
but without money I won't be able to pay for internet, and access the highest form of magic on this plane: memes. I'm not falling for your tricks, demiurge
>"Yeah, well maybe you should fucking shoot the guy."
>"Haha, yeah, maybe I...wait, what did you say?"
>"...shoot the guy?"
>"Shoot the guy, shoot the guy...that's it! The victim wasn't poisoned, he was shot! [partner], you're a genius!"
>"Thanks...?"
>ancient riddle/secret that's remained unsolved for 10,000 years
>it could be brute-forced in 10 minutes
>bad guys made the good guy to solve it
>"Ok, it's done / yours, now let her go!"
>the boss of the bad guys suddenly changes his mind
>World Coming Down shirt
not poster but
>lotr
>indiana jones
>star wars
>jurassic park
Arguably 4 of the biggest franchises in the world just off the top of my head, there are hundreds.
>smart character can't figure out ancient riddle
>idiot character bumps into something accidentally which reveals a vital hint
poetry
>dubs
user, you must become like The Mole. That constantly digs, and digs: searching....
but I'll throw you some bones anyway:
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None of those are flicks, those are movies at worst. Fucking knew it.
The question isnt WHERE, but WHEEEEERE
>sci fi tv show/movie
>everyone in alien races are all the exact same but humans are all diverse and different
>some kind of surprise
>it's bees
>Brendan Fraser says "Here we go again"
>You just don't get it do you
>reveals enlightening truth
>We're not so different, you and I...
>I'm nothing like you!
Then name just ONE cinéma where this happens.
and then
>hero losts his shit, attacks the villain
>epic fight starts
>cop shoots a black kid
>"No! bad cop! bad! no treats for you!"
>"go ahead, kill me"
>"no, i'll be like you"
dumb frogposter
>"go ahead, kill me"
>"Ok"
>kills him
>audience laughs
Define "diverse", please!
Added women and negroes. Possbily even an asian.
Star Wars has different coloured aliens.
Zabraks, twi'leks, etc
Diversed enough?
>if you kill him, you'll be just like him!
>We're FBI
>"Shows badge for literally 0.5 seconds"
>*Wow that's Agent McMuffin, I'll totally take you seriously now.*
Diverse in their ideologies
Humans are always show as being different but united whereas alien races are always defined by one set of characteristics which are rarely deviated from
>I failed didn't I?
>master acts like a complete asshole
>turns out he believed in the protagonist all along, but needed to be neutral and stark to help the hero's growth
>Tarot
A lady once did that cards things with me, she said that something bad would happen in my family or something like that and my grandpa died a fucking week later.
It could be mere coincidence, but scary shit anyways.
>Vietnam flashback
>Jimi Hendrix's "All along the watch tower" starts playing
>hacking scene
>hacker presses only a few computer keys
>"I'm in!"
>master is an old fart that looks like he could die anytime
>is actually a master in martial arts and can pull of sick stunts
Mind if I save this rare pepe?
>Vietnam moive
>"Made To Wave The Flag (Red White and Blue)" starts playing
Underrated.
That's called an Eureka Moment.
>you must inform the Senate!
>I am the Senate.
>Can't this thing go any faster?!
> enhance it
> Key spams
> 360p to 4k
Based Sup Forums
>y-you knew my father?
forgot pic
>if you kill him, you'll be just like him!
>I don't give a shit
> were being hacked
> two people keyspam on the same keyboard
> hack stopped it