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/nzg/ New Zealand General.

Fuck it all edition.

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Why are IDs even gone?

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Any truck drivers around?

Anonnz keking in

Dunedin reporting.

so much for rain kek

such a shame no one likes him

tits or gtfo

Dunners reporting.

Was actually bloody nice today, eh?

Fucking amazing. was about 24C at 2:45PM according to my phone.

Anonnz only has tits if you're going to buy them for them.

show feminine penis or gtfo

>At countdown waiting for the bus
>guy pulls up in his car
"her where are you going? I'll give you a ride.
>"are you going to rape or murder me?
>"n-no"
>"no thanks then"

South cunterbury reporting in

Fucking kek
4chen in a nutshell

really hope trump wins tbqhwy fam smh

Anyone but cunton

kek

Yo, is it weird to microwave cake for like ten seconds? Just for that freshly baked type of warmth.
Asking for a friend.

nah fam that's all good

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Nah its not weird. The icing ( If any) might melt

John Podesta, chief of campaign staff and devil worshipping voodoo guy.

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Welly reporting in
Fuck I wish I could wet my dick

Have a shower

:(

What's wrong with it? Or your face?

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She has some gilf titties though

Just don't know how to meet ppl I guess

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Sad stories belong elsewhere

>go to bar
>loudly exclaim "fuck I wish I could get my dick wet"
>wait

anyone here every fucked an escort?

Ok
Kek

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What you want?

Don't ignore me you rancid swine

who the fuck is hiring apprentices in the north shore, I need some fucking money

Checked

Anyone here goto mags?

Is this the one effort you make a week, to tell winz youre actually really looking for work? Go stand on a main road with a sign from 6am-8am and you'll get a job

Checked

mate I'm not a dole bludger, I just finished a year at uni. also, I'm not a maori

NO THIS IS COMPLETELY WRONG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Fair enough. Now its warming up theres gonna be heaps of work. Maybe go on local facebook groups and ask if anyone knows tradies who might need an extra pair of hands

yup

the cunts are always looking for experienced apprentices which is a pain in the ass

i like clicking on store fronts

At that level its 90% attitude and 10% aptitude. If you can show willing by holding a sign on a corner then youre 90% of the way there

The ones where you click on signs always fail. I want to click on very square that has the tiniest bit of a sign

you can enable legacy captcha in setting budy

Lawn maintenance is underrated.

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checked
asshole when?

Not bad

Gross

>IDbro on pussy
kek

Trips of tang

What's up op?

tinychat com/nzcam

i would rather shit into a kettle and down the hot conetnts through a funnel.

accurately describes my feelings towards tinychat and the cancer that dwells within it

Post results

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I'm having issues making a judgement as to what resides between it's legs

this guy gets it

that's the best part, it's like a kinder surprise

I mean, I'd be happy either way, but I'd really like to know

dubs and donald wins

Who hurt you?

inferior kiwi fags

daddy

Hillary will win.

Boring tonight

don't put money on it, cuck

I can't really help...

Have a consolation incase pic

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Hey now. my mummy told me never to use that word

Ugh, fucking love me some Incase, easily some of the best trap art on the net

other user here
easily just some of the best illustrated porn on the net

Agreed

My niggers

It's a pretty safe bet really.

my niggas

Shame all my Incase stuff is .cbr files, I'd post some otherwise

wanna touch butts

see

rawr

mega?

9/10 snapchat?

Auckland fag here

lol newfag

okies :3